Currently doing the rounds of email inboxes at our library is this little gem…
To paraphrase a conversation that occurred in the LSW chatroom last week…
Librarian 2.oooooooooooooooh!
Librarian 3.in.a.bed?
Librarian Phwooooar!
I like the way the poor patron is still trying to read his book!

I don't think he's trying that hard to read his book!
[...] bei Dave Pattern:Â Self-plagiarism is style] [...]
The book is referenced in this list of "hard core pornographic paperback novels" compiled by librarians Dan and Gail Lester:
- "Image of Librarians in Pornography"
After reading the titles in the list, I'm really going to struggle not to smirk the next time I hear someone give their job title as "The Head Librarian"!
This is one of my fantasies.