• disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take secret photographs of your Superpatrons and stick an RFID tag on them
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • leverage the power of Google Chrome using RSS feeds
  • bolt on Twitter and stick an RFID tag on it
  • empower DOPA and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • gaze lovingly at Facebook using Skype
  • say rude things about the ALA Techsource Blog and serenade it with a tender love song
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • podcast about ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' using the medium of interpretive dance
  • take video footage of iPad using Flickr
  • analyze the Amazon Kindle by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
  • synthesize Wikipedia using the Netflix model
  • bow down and pay your respects to your Baby Boomer colleagues ...FTW!!!
  • creep up slowly towards your Library Director and turn him into a tag cloud
  • bow down and pay your respects to LibraryLand and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
  • completely reinvent Google Wave and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • remix Michael Gorman and upload the result to Flickr
  • discombobulate web services and observe them from a suitable distance
  • invert Ranganathan's Laws and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • take secret photographs of your Superpatrons and stick an RFID tag on them
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • leverage the power of Google Chrome using RSS feeds
  • bolt on Twitter and stick an RFID tag on it
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • empower DOPA and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • gaze lovingly at Facebook using Skype
  • say rude things about the ALA Techsource Blog and serenade it with a tender love song
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • podcast about ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' using the medium of interpretive dance
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
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  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • gaze lovingly at Facebook using Skype
  • podcast about ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' using the medium of interpretive dance
  • say rude things about the ALA Techsource Blog and serenade it with a tender love song
  • take video footage of iPad using Flickr
  • synthesize Wikipedia using the Netflix model
  • completely reinvent Google Wave and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
  • bow down and pay your respects to LibraryLand and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
  • remix Michael Gorman and upload the result to Flickr
  • discombobulate web services and observe them from a suitable distance
  • invert Ranganathan's Laws and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • take secret photographs of your Superpatrons and stick an RFID tag on them
  • leverage the power of Google Chrome using RSS feeds
  • bolt on Twitter and stick an RFID tag on it
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • empower DOPA and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
  • gaze lovingly at Facebook using Skype
  • say rude things about the ALA Techsource Blog and serenade it with a tender love song
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • podcast about ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' using the medium of interpretive dance
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • take video footage of iPad using Flickr
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • synthesize Wikipedia using the Netflix model
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • completely reinvent Google Wave and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
  • bow down and pay your respects to LibraryLand and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • remix Michael Gorman and upload the result to Flickr
  • discombobulate web services and observe them from a suitable distance
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • invert Ranganathan's Laws and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox