The Library 2.0 Ideas Whiteboard

The Library 2.0 Ideas Whiteboard (see this blog post for more info)

mashup your library staff and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
investigate Second Life and then say rude things about it in the staff room
impress your patrons with a podcast
subvert Leslie Burger and turn her into a tag cloud
tag your shelving team and call them a ''perpetual beta''
add metadata
re-evaluate Dewey and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
consolidate your Baby Boomer colleagues with comfy chairs and coffee
revitalize Leslie Burger at the next conference you attend
evangelize about Michael Gorman and upload the result to YouTube
deconstruct MARC records and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
add Dewey using Squidoo
improve Michael Gorman
rotate your library staff and then claim it isn't all about technology
remix your library
investigate Michael Gorman and use him to replace all of your librarians
completely reinvent the Netflix model and use it to create a virtual library
subvert your Library Director
tag your library
podcast about your Library Director and visualise him as a tag cloud
impress the biblioblogosphere
investigate Stephen Abram at the next conference you attend
evangelize about your library using MySpace
impress Michael Stephens and upload the result to YouTube
visualise Wikipedia and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
attract your patrons and then dispose of all your book stock
improve your library with comfy chairs and coffee
completely reinvent your outdated Information Desk
rotate your entire book stock just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
bolt on Wikipedia and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
re-evaluate Dr Paul Miller using facets
investigate the Library Success Wiki
discard your ''NO cell phone'' posters
replace the ''user experience'' and then dispose of all your book stock
complain about the OPAC
evangelize about your patrons and use them to blur your physical boundaries
repurpose your Baby Boomer colleagues and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
completely reinvent your library
classify Jenny Levine and then blog about her anonymously
totally re-evaluate your Library Director and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to him
rant about Michael Gorman
implement Facebook and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
completely reinvent Librarian 2.0 using the Netflix model
repurpose RFID and use it to replace all of your librarians
banish your shelving team
integrate your library staff just to annoy Michael Gorman
embrace Ranganathan's Laws
re-evaluate the OPAC with Talis
completely reinvent Librarian 2.0 and disrupt your entire library
publish the latest Pew Report and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
virtualize your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and then blog about them anonymously
disenfranchise the Baby Boomers and disrupt your patrons
re-evaluate your library
podcast about web services just to confuse Michael Gorman
re-evaluate your Library Director
consolidate your Library Director and call her a ''perpetual beta''
embrace your electronic services and embed them into your OPAC
evangelize about your Library Director and embed him into your OPAC with Ajax
consolidate your Superpatrons by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
integrate Amazon and virtualize your entire library
disrupt the perpetual beta and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
screencast your Library Director and call her ''Library 3.0''
employ your Baby Boomer colleagues
attract OpenURLs and then say rude things about them in the staff room
attach SMS text messages onto virtual catalogue cards
investigate Michael Stephens with a wiki
disenfranchise Michael Gorman
take pictures of SFX links just to annoy Michael Gorman
add Michael Stephens and worship him from a respectable distance
subvert RSS feeds and use them to replace the OPAC
employ Lorcan Dempsey and become a billionaire
deconstruct Dewey by harnessing the ''Long Tail''
totally re-evaluate Walt Crawford in order to attract teenagers to your library
extrapolate Greasemonkey scripts and turn them into a web service
play with your Library Director
complain about your ''NO cell phone'' posters
convert Michael Gorman
improve your library and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
virtualize SMS text messages just to annoy Michael Gorman
introduce instant messaging and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
embed the perpetual beta
re-evaluate social software and observe it from a safe distance
push Wikipedia and use it to replace the OPAC
complain about the OPAC using a tag cloud
disrupt Google Maps using the Netflix model
tag your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
play with your patrons
disrupt OpenWorldCat and turn it into an unconference
completely reinvent the OPAC in order to attract teenagers to your library
re-evaluate Stephen Abram using the Netflix model
mashup Stephen Abram at the next conference you attend
improve OpenWorldCat and become a billionaire
talk about Stephen Abram and worship him from a respectable distance
unleash the latent forces within your library
take video footage of Michael Gorman using a folksonomy
unclassify the most cynical librarian at your library and then replace her with a robot
employ Michael Gorman to the OPAC
leverage the most cynical librarian at your library and upload the result to YouTube
introduce Stephen Abram and use him to replace all of your librarians
convert Greasemonkey scripts onto a Google map
randomize Leslie Burger and mash-her-up with Google Maps
banish Stephen Abram and then replace him with a robot
publish your podcasts and call them a ''Rich User Experience''
randomize your entire book stock and upload the result to Flickr
leverage the awesome power of the Patriot Act and worship it from a respectable distance
totally re-evaluate Lorcan Dempsey and call him ''Library 3.0''
worship Lorcan Dempsey
virtualize your Library Director for the iPod Generation
completely reinvent Google Scholar using RSS feeds
repurpose the ''Wisdom of Crowds''
implement wireless networks and disrupt your patrons
deconstruct Lorcan Dempsey and use him to replace the OPAC
introduce social networks
write a poem about the wonders of Lorcan Dempsey using MySpace
complain about Flickr within the OPAC
complain about Flickr within the OPAC
consolidate LibraryThing and embed it into your OPAC
introduce the OPAC with open source software
unleash the latent forces within Michael Gorman and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
gaze lovingly at metadata
write a poem about the wonders of the biblioblogosphere and upload the result to YouTube
write a poem about the wonders of Meredith Farkas for the iPod Generation
virtualize your Library Director with a weblog
virtualize your Library Director with a weblog
podcast about your podcasts and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
unleash the awesome power of Michael Stephens and then listen to him on your iPod
engage eBay and then close your library forever!
embrace your colleagues and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
subvert the Netflix model and reshelve all of your books in height order
consider the Semantic Web and turn it into a tag cloud
unleash the awesome power of the OPAC with Flickr
invert your patrons and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
improve Talis using LibraryThing
rant about your outdated web site
tag Meredith Farkas and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to her
gaze lovingly at Dewey and turn it into a web service
repurpose Talis using a wiki
evangelize about Second Life just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
detatch the ''user experience'' and call it ''Library 1.5''
aggregate Dance Dance Revolution onto a Google map
push OpenURLs
convert your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and then dispose of all your book stock
invert your Library Director and disrupt your patrons
worship Google Scholar and use it to replace the OPAC
tag your colleagues and embed them into your OPAC
completely reinvent your Information Desk
disrupt the perpetual beta with open source software
replace Talis and upload the result to Flickr
impress your patrons
unleash the latent forces within Ranganathan's Laws
digitize your staff and call them ''Library 3.0''
rant about all of your old journals and upload the result to YouTube
create faceted browsing
unleash the awesome power of the Netflix model and embed it into your OPAC
unlock the latent forces within RSS feeds and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
revitalize the oldest librarian at your library using LibraryThing
leverage the power of your library staff
unlock the latent forces within Dewey
convert the OPAC using del.icio.us
enhance your patrons with MySpace
detatch Wikipedia using Ajax
completely reinvent wireless networks just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
completely reinvent Michael Casey and then paint him purple
unleash the latent forces within the Semantic Web
leverage the awesome power of the most cynical librarian at your library with a podcast
impress instant messaging and embed it into your OPAC
attract your staff just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
unlock the latent forces within your shelving team
empower RFID and embed it into a portal
blog about Inter Library Loans and add it to the Library Success Wiki
disenfranchise metadata via a web service
aggregate MARC records and turn them into a mashup
visualize social networks within the OPAC
unlock the latent forces within Skype and virtualize your entire library
unlock the latent forces within Skype and virtualize your entire library
push Michael Stephens and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
attract Leslie Burger with a wiki
completely reinvent the OPAC
reclassify your staff using a folksonomy
totally re-evaluate OpenURLs using Flash
aggregate your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
visualize Stephen Abram
employ Firefox and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
hack Inter Library Loans
impress Stephen Abram and observe him from a safe distance
improve Google Scholar and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
write a song about Walt Crawford and publicise it on your plasma screen
empower Michael Stephens
create social networks and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
gaze lovingly at microformats
remove Stephen Abram using facets
rant about Librarian 2.0 with your OPAC
rotate your Information Desk using a wiki
publish RSS feeds using RSS feeds
add the perpetual beta and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
reclassify Librarian 2.0
subvert your library
detatch facets by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
disrupt communities of interest and observe them from a safe distance
repurpose instant messaging and call it ''Library 1.5''
push Meredith Farkas and call her a ''Rich User Experience''
leverage the power of social software
podcast your podcasts and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
write a poem about the wonders of your outdated Information Desk and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
remove facets at the next Mashup Camp
classify Michael Stephens
complain about Second Life
play with Michael Stephens
impress your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
disenfranchise Flickr and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
unlock the latent forces within Lorcan Dempsey
publish web services using OpenWorldCat
disrupt communities of interest and observe them from a safe distance
write a song about your entire book stock and become a billionaire
completely reinvent Michael Stephens
closely scrutinize Michael Gorman and then paint him purple
unclassify Jenny Levine using LibraryThing
harness the amazing power of the ''Long Tail'' and then say rude things about it in the staff room
digitize your library
banish your outdated Information Desk
completely reinvent Michael Stephens and embed him into your OPAC with Ajax
closely scrutinize Lorcan Dempsey and upload the result to Flickr
empower your library with a wiki
improve your outdated Information Desk using a wiki
bolt on RFID to the OPAC
enhance Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC with a wiki
gaze lovingly at Lorcan Dempsey and use him to create a virtual library
plagiarize Dr Paul Miller
evangelize about social networks just to annoy Michael Gorman
tickle your colleagues and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to them
write a song about the latest Pew Report and publicise it on your plasma screen
podcast about Flickr and disrupt your entire library
unleash the latent forces within your patrons with your OPAC
podcast your Library Director and then paint him purple
tickle the ''user experience'' and reshelve all of your books in height order
write a book about DOPA and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
empower the OPAC and become a billionaire
fall in love with Lorcan Dempsey and call him a ''Rich User Experience''
detatch your patrons and disrupt your patrons
plagiarize social networks at the next conference you attend
redefine OpenWorldCat and embed it into a portal
introduce facets and turn them into a web service
redefine the entire ''2.0'' meme
disrupt the OPAC
convert MARC records using RSS feeds
classify your staff just to attract teenagers to your library
hack LibraryThing
leverage the power of the OPAC using the ''Long Tail''
plagiarize the entire ''2.0'' meme in order to attract teenagers to your library
create Stephen Abram just to annoy Michael Gorman
gaze lovingly at your library staff and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
embrace the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and call it ''Library 3.0''
convert digital videos just to annoy Michael Gorman
harness social networks just to annoy Michael Gorman
fall in love with the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and turn it into a web service
revitalize your colleagues in order to attract teenagers to your library
push your electronic services using the Netflix model
glace sideways at the entire ''2.0'' meme and turn left at Albuquerque
glace sideways at the Library Success Wiki and embed it into a portal
glace sideways at the Library Success Wiki and embed it into a portal
fall in love with facets and observe them from a safe distance
organize a demonstration against MySpace using the OPAC
detatch Second Life
podcast instant messaging to the OPAC
tag Generation X via a web service
blog about your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just to annoy Michael Gorman
subvert the Patriot Act and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
consolidate RSS feeds onto virtual catalogue cards
repurpose your library using RSS feeds
completely reinvent Leslie Burger just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
evangelize about Skype using a wiki
completely reinvent social networks by using a wiki
closely scrutinize web services and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
podcast faceted browsing and observe it from a suitable distance
revitalize Stephen Abram with comfy chairs and coffee
implement eBay using a wiki
publish your staff using a tag cloud
gaze lovingly at your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and then demolish your physical space
banish your Baby Boomer colleagues using microformats
bolt on Dr Paul Miller just to attract teenagers to your library
revitalize Lorcan Dempsey
revitalize Lorcan Dempsey
write a song about your Library Director at the next conference you attend
interrogate social software in the biblioblogosphere
closely scrutinize Talis and worship it from a respectable distance
evangelize about Lorcan Dempsey and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
tag your library staff and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
completely reinvent the Library 2.0 Bandwagon using MySpace
tickle your Library Director and upload the result to YouTube
completely reinvent your patron's privacy and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
tag Ann Arbor using MySpace
play with web services and embed them into a portal
enhance your Library Director and then dispose of all your book stock
harness your Library Director using a weblog
talk about your monolithic ILS just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
digitize DOPA and upload the result to Flickr
embrace Library Elf using a tag cloud
leverage the awesome power of the latest Pew Report and become a billionaire
worship your electronic services and then dispose of all your book stock
create faceted browsing
visualize your Information Desk using RSS feeds
visualize your Information Desk using RSS feeds
redefine a web browser toolbar using RSS feeds
redefine a web browser toolbar using RSS feeds
investigate Wikipedia onto virtual catalogue cards
raise a toast to the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to her
convert your colleagues
detatch the OPAC and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
tag your Library Director and call her a ''Rich User Experience''
leverage the awesome power of the Patriot Act and turn left at Albuquerque
implement RSS feeds and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
re-evaluate RFID in the biblioblogosphere
investigate Michael Stephens and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
consolidate MySpace and then hide all of your books
discard your colleagues with a wiki
rotate Michael Stephens and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to him
unclassify your shelving team and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
subvert the OPAC in order to attract teenagers to your library
podcast about Stephen Abram just to confuse Michael Gorman
write a poem about the wonders of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC
evangelize about SMS text messages and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
tag your staff and disrupt your patrons
evangelize about wireless networks and worship them from a respectable distance
virtualize the Library Success Wiki and use it to replace all of your librarians
create facets in the biblioblogosphere
tag your patron's privacy
gaze lovingly at facets and upload the result to YouTube
unlock the latent forces within Michael Stephens and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
unlock the latent forces within Michael Stephens and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
interrogate your podcasts using a podcast
disenfranchise your staff and call them ''Library 3.0''
unleash the awesome power of your Information Desk
raise a toast to the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
unleash the latent forces within Firefox by using a folksonomy
subvert a web browser toolbar just to confuse Michael Gorman
write a book about RFID and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
extrapolate your staff and reshelve all of your books in height order
harness the ''Long Tail'' and then hide all of your books
discard Michael Gorman using RSS feeds
embed your outdated web site and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
synthesize Dewey
play with your patron's privacy within the OPAC
write a poem about the wonders of the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference using Flickr
write a book about Ranganathan's Laws and turn them into a mashup
create Lorcan Dempsey and then listen to him on your iPod
create Lorcan Dempsey and then listen to him on your iPod
plagiarize Leslie Burger and worship her from a respectable distance
fall in love with a web browser toolbar just to confuse Michael Gorman
disrupt Stephen Abram and observe him from a safe distance
write a book about your staff and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
totally re-evaluate Michael Casey and then say it isn't all about technology
fall in love with the ''Long Tail'' and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
unleash the awesome power of your entire book stock and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
unlock the latent forces within Inter Library Loans via a peer-to-peer network
convert the most cynical librarian at your library and use her to replace the OPAC
attract the Baby Boomers and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
leverage the power of Generation X and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
rant about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
take video footage of social networks and then rant about them on your blog
employ your outdated Information Desk and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
banish your patron's privacy with your OPAC
randomize Michael Casey
convert your patrons
completely reinvent your ''NO cell phone'' posters just to attract teenagers to your library
banish your Library Director and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
empower your library staff with comfy chairs and coffee
harness Leslie Burger via a peer-to-peer network
screencast Dewey and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
write a poem about the wonders of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC using MySpace
unlock the latent forces within your Library Director
organize a demonstration against your patron's privacy and then dispose of all your book stock
plagiarize Generation X and then replace it with a robot
synthesize the OPAC and then argue that it isn't all about technology
employ Walt Crawford just to annoy Michael Gorman
banish Skype
employ web services and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
organize a demonstration against the entire ''2.0'' meme
extrapolate the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference
embrace your ''NO cell phone'' posters for the iPod Generation
hack the OPAC and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
deconstruct Michael Casey
play with Lorcan Dempsey and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
implement Lorcan Dempsey and then listen to him on your iPod
write a poem about the wonders of the Patriot Act and upload the result to Flickr
write a song about the most cynical librarian at your library
synthesize Wikipedia and embed it into your OPAC
stream the entire ''2.0'' meme and observe it from a safe distance
harness Stephen Abram and use him to replace all of your librarians
worship Stephen Abram using a wiki
redefine the oldest librarian at your library using a tag cloud
write a song about metadata
plagiarize Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC via a peer-to-peer network
embrace Millennials and then rant about them on your blog
reclassify your Library Director
completely reinvent the Library Success Wiki and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
subvert the OPAC and virtualize your entire library
unleash the latent forces within Dance Dance Revolution using the Netflix model
mashup wireless networks and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
interrogate your outdated Information Desk
organize a demonstration against Michael Gorman for the Millennials
harness the amazing power of your outdated web site in order to attract teenagers to your library
add eBay
revitalize the OPAC
write a song about the biblioblogosphere using a folksonomy
tickle your staff using the Netflix model
worship ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
unleash the awesome power of Ann Arbor via a web service
attach Michael Stephens and then say rude things about him in the staff room
organize a demonstration against the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and then say it isn't all about technology
hack the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
digitize your Library Director and then replace her with a robot
rotate MARC records using the OPAC
analyze Generation X and then demolish your physical space
implement your colleagues and then blog about them anonymously
subvert the latest Pew Report with Second Life
convert the most cynical librarian at your library
discard your Baby Boomer colleagues and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to them
classify the entire ''2.0'' meme and turn it into a web service
write a poem about the wonders of your ''NO cell phone'' posters
leverage the power of Generation X
randomize Amazon using a weblog
play with Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
podcast LibraryThing at the next Mashup Camp
re-evaluate wireless networks and use them to create a virtual library
completely reinvent the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference
embrace Amazon and reshelve all of your books in height order
publish your staff onto virtual catalogue cards
leverage the power of Stephen Abram and then argue that it isn't all about technology
harness the amazing power of your Information Desk using a tag cloud
banish Generation X by leveraging the ''Long Tail''
rant about the OPAC and virtualize your entire library
integrate your electronic services
deconstruct Michael Stephens just to attract teenagers to your library
write a book about the Patriot Act for Generation Y
completely reinvent the Patriot Act
write a poem about the wonders of Meredith Farkas and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to her
discard your outdated Information Desk with comfy chairs and coffee
write a poem about the wonders of the Library Success Wiki
write a poem about the wonders of the Library Success Wiki
leverage your outdated Information Desk and turn it into a web service
impress social networks
unleash the awesome power of your library and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
embed Librarian 2.0 using Flickr
enhance your Library Director and then replace her with a robot
add Wikipedia
deconstruct the Patriot Act
unlock the latent forces within Walt Crawford
stream social networks into the OPAC
disrupt Dewey just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
analyze instant messaging just to confuse Michael Gorman
virtualize your patrons and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
banish the OPAC
take pictures of your podcasts and use them to blur your physical boundaries
write a song about Librarian 2.0
plagiarize your Library Director and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
attract Walt Crawford and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
attach faceted browsing and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
organize a demonstration against Firefox using a folksonomy
gaze lovingly at Ranganathan's Laws and then argue that it isn't all about technology
tag Michael Stephens just to confuse Michael Gorman
completely reinvent the entire ''2.0'' meme and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
impress RSS feeds and upload the result to Flickr
engage your entire book stock using a weblog
podcast about your patrons
completely reinvent the ''user experience''
introduce the biblioblogosphere
completely reinvent facets and turn them into a web service
deconstruct OCLC
tickle Millennials with a wiki
improve faceted browsing and become a billionaire
invert web services
write a song about the OPAC and become a billionaire
plagiarize the entire ''2.0'' meme
organize a demonstration against LibraryThing and observe it from a suitable distance
interrogate your Library Director
subvert Wikipedia and call it ''Library 1.5''
deconstruct the Netflix model
extrapolate Ranganathan's Laws with Second Life
leverage the power of your outdated Information Desk just to annoy Michael Gorman
rotate RSS feeds with a wiki
harness the amazing power of your shelving team and disrupt your patrons
attract web services and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
engage your patron's privacy and worship it from a respectable distance
worship the OPAC just to confuse Michael Gorman
write a poem about the wonders of MySpace using RSS feeds
write a song about Michael Gorman just to confuse Michael Gorman
completely reinvent Michael Stephens and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
glace sideways at Meredith Farkas and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
gaze lovingly at Lorcan Dempsey and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
embed eBay and disrupt your library
consolidate the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and upload the result to Flickr
deconstruct your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues using a wiki
extrapolate Lorcan Dempsey and disrupt your library
engage web services
digitize LibraryThing using a folksonomy
harness your library to the OPAC
harness your library to the OPAC
worship Stephen Abram and call him a ''Rich User Experience''
harness the amazing power of the ALA Techsource Blog using a tag cloud
unleash the awesome power of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC by leveraging the ''Long Tail''
raise a toast to the biblioblogosphere
take pictures of Generation X and then say it isn't all about technology
gaze lovingly at the Library 2.0 Bandwagon using a weblog
fall in love with Stephen Abram at the next Mashup Camp
worship Lorcan Dempsey and then paint him purple
harness the amazing power of your colleagues and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
investigate communities of interest and embed them into your OPAC with Ajax
extrapolate Generation X just to annoy Michael Gorman
aggregate your Baby Boomer colleagues and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
publish your Library Director and then visualise him as a tag cloud
tag Michael Gorman just to annoy Michael Gorman
take video footage of Michael Stephens and then paint him purple
banish your Baby Boomer colleagues just to annoy Michael Gorman
write a book about your outdated web site and then say rude things about it in the staff room
subvert your staff
enhance Michael Gorman for the Millennials
glace sideways at communities of interest and call them a ''perpetual beta''
create Lorcan Dempsey and call him a ''Rich User Experience''
unleash the awesome power of your shelving team and turn them into a tag cloud
attract SMS text messages just to annoy Michael Gorman
re-evaluate MySpace and then close your library forever!
implement metadata
remix Michael Stephens onto a Google map
unleash the awesome power of Library Elf
detatch Dance Dance Revolution within the OPAC
rotate metadata
plagiarize Stephen Abram and observe him from a safe distance
synthesize Michael Gorman and add him to your blog
organize a demonstration against Meredith Farkas
talk about Generation X and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
raise a toast to your outdated Information Desk and then dispose of all your book stock
discard the ALA Techsource Blog and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
subvert web services and then rant about them on your blog
unlock the latent forces within Google Maps
totally re-evaluate metadata and use it to blur your physical boundaries
unleash the awesome power of the Semantic Web using del.icio.us
virtualize Stephen Abram with Talis
harness faceted browsing in order to attract teenagers to your library
redeploy your library and worship it from a respectable distance
engage your shelving team by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
hack Inter Library Loans and then replace it with a robot
harness the amazing power of your Library Director for the Millennials
bolt on web services at the next conference you attend
embed Google Scholar and upload the result to YouTube
improve your library just to attract teenagers to your library
worship your library and disrupt your patrons
redefine the ALA Techsource Blog and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
employ Stephen Abram and use him to replace the OPAC
enhance Leslie Burger using the ''Long Tail''
evangelize about your entire book stock and reshelve all of your books in height order
extrapolate Facebook and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
extrapolate OpenURLs and then close your library forever!
raise a toast to wireless networks using a weblog
hack your colleagues
plagiarize Michael Stephens using a folksonomy
remix Dance Dance Revolution and upload the result to YouTube
rant about Amazon and then rant about it on your blog
implement your ''NO cell phone'' posters and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
write a poem about the wonders of social software and disrupt your patrons
play with Generation X using a folksonomy
unlock the latent forces within Dance Dance Revolution
tickle Lorcan Dempsey
completely reinvent Lorcan Dempsey and embed him into your OPAC with Ajax
stream Dance Dance Revolution for the iPod Generation
embed faceted browsing and turn it into a mashup
take video footage of your patron's privacy and add it to the Library Success Wiki
leverage the awesome power of Lorcan Dempsey and then demolish your physical space
unleash the latent forces within Lorcan Dempsey and call him ''Library 3.0''
unlock the latent forces within your shelving team and disrupt your patrons
leverage the power of Facebook and turn left at Albuquerque
write a song about your ''NO cell phone'' posters at the next conference you attend
classify RSS feeds and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
publish your colleagues
raise a toast to your Information Desk
create Generation X and then hide all of your books
unleash the awesome power of Librarian 2.0 and then claim it isn't all about technology
rotate Michael Gorman and call him a ''perpetual beta''
totally re-evaluate Michael Gorman with a weblog
complain about your Library Director and upload the result to YouTube
screencast the Patriot Act and then close your library forever!
repurpose Michael Gorman and then replace him with a robot
disenfranchise Ranganathan's Laws at Ann Arbor
stream the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference using del.icio.us
gaze lovingly at Firefox
worship Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC
podcast about Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and use it to replace the OPAC
organize a demonstration against your podcasts just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
create the OPAC for the Millennials
harness the OPAC and turn left at Albuquerque
deconstruct your library and reshelve all of your books in height order
write a poem about the wonders of your entire book stock with a wiki
randomize your podcasts with a wiki
blog about Librarian 2.0
implement metadata
consolidate the ''Long Tail'' using OpenWorldCat
interrogate Lorcan Dempsey and observe him from a safe distance
randomize your library staff and then close your library forever!
randomize the oldest librarian at your library and turn her into a web service
closely scrutinize the OPAC and then claim it isn't all about technology
unleash the awesome power of the Library 2.0 Bandwagon with Inter Library Loans
stream your library and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
organize a demonstration against communities of interest and turn left at Albuquerque
unleash the awesome power of your colleagues and then listen to them on your iPod
mashup your ''NO cell phone'' posters and embed them into a portal
write a song about Lorcan Dempsey and call him a ''Rich User Experience''
discard microformats using facets
attract your Information Desk and call it ''Library 3.0''
embrace the latest Pew Report and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
totally re-evaluate RSS feeds and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to them
publish the OPAC and call it ''Library 1.5''
unclassify the OPAC using RSS feeds
banish Lorcan Dempsey and become a billionaire
improve Wikipedia with comfy chairs and coffee
redeploy the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' and disrupt your library
totally re-evaluate instant messaging and observe it from a safe distance
re-evaluate Google Scholar using RSS feeds
push Firefox just to annoy Michael Gorman
leverage the awesome power of your electronic services using a tag cloud
unleash the awesome power of digital videos and add them to your blog
play with Lorcan Dempsey
embrace MySpace and observe it from a suitable distance
synthesize Michael Gorman
worship your Baby Boomer colleagues and disrupt your entire library
virtualize the oldest librarian at your library using facets
redeploy Generation X and use it to replace the OPAC
unleash the awesome power of your staff and then say it isn't all about technology
worship the OPAC
leverage the power of your Library Director and then hide all of your books
embrace Ann Arbor and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
rotate SMS text messages using Ajax
rotate SMS text messages using Ajax
employ your library and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
leverage the ''Long Tail'' with a podcast
visualize SFX links and disrupt your patrons
unclassify OpenURLs
replace Michael Gorman using Firefox
classify Wikipedia just to annoy Michael Gorman
write a poem about the wonders of Librarian 2.0 using facets
discard your library and then say it isn't all about technology
leverage the power of eBay and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
employ Meredith Farkas
worship the Netflix model and use it to create a virtual library
attract Michael Gorman and add him to your blog
play with your patron's privacy using Flash
investigate RFID and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
banish your Baby Boomer colleagues using a wiki
attach Google Maps with your OPAC
write a song about your patron's privacy
harness the amazing power of your library
blog about Ann Arbor and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
fall in love with the most cynical librarian at your library and then replace her with a robot
totally re-evaluate your library
tag your colleagues
discard your Library Director and reshelve all of your books in height order
totally re-evaluate Michael Gorman and disrupt your library
leverage the awesome power of social software and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
tag your colleagues and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
write a song about the Library Success Wiki and observe it from a suitable distance
investigate LibraryThing and turn left at Albuquerque
complain about the latest Pew Report at the next Mashup Camp
impress the ''user experience'' and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
closely scrutinize Leslie Burger and then visualise her as a tag cloud
convert your colleagues
attach a web browser toolbar and use it to replace all of your librarians
push your outdated web site using a wiki
interrogate Jenny Levine with open source software
unclassify the oldest librarian at your library and turn her into a mashup
harness the amazing power of your Superpatrons and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
deconstruct Dance Dance Revolution and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
digitize the latest Pew Report and embed it into your OPAC
rant about Librarian 2.0
completely reinvent RSS feeds and use them to replace the OPAC
write a poem about the wonders of your patron's privacy and call it ''Library 3.0''
re-evaluate SFX links and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
plagiarize your library and mash-it-up with Google Maps
tickle communities of interest and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
redefine the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and then visualise it as a tag cloud
replace the ''user experience'' and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
deconstruct Meredith Farkas and upload the result to Flickr
mashup your outdated Information Desk using LibraryThing
consider Talis with John Blyberg
completely reinvent your colleagues by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
consider Walt Crawford and reshelve all of your books in height order
closely scrutinize your library staff and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to them
podcast your library by hooking it into a web service
organize a demonstration against Inter Library Loans by harnessing the ''Long Tail''
leverage the awesome power of RSS feeds and call them ''Library 3.0''
complain about the perpetual beta and then say it isn't all about technology
implement Dewey using a folksonomy
integrate Greasemonkey scripts using a tag cloud
totally re-evaluate the entire ''2.0'' meme and then say rude things about it in the staff room
reclassify SFX links
unclassify your Library Director and embed him into a portal
consider your staff
publish your entire book stock just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
impress the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and publicise it on your plasma screen
revitalize Michael Stephens and then say rude things about him in the staff room
evangelize about your ''NO cell phone'' posters and publicise it on your plasma screen
organize a demonstration against your Information Desk and add it to your blog
talk about your patrons and become a billionaire
re-evaluate Amazon and then say rude things about it in the staff room
raise a toast to your outdated Information Desk and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
create Talis just to confuse Michael Gorman
classify your staff and embed them into your OPAC
unleash the awesome power of the most cynical librarian at your library just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
leverage the awesome power of the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and worship it from a respectable distance
rant about the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to her
consolidate your monolithic ILS and use it to replace all of your librarians
enhance the Library 2.0 Bandwagon using the Netflix model
organize a demonstration against RSS feeds using LibraryThing
completely reinvent MySpace and then close your library forever!
leverage your Library Director and use her to blur your physical boundaries
re-evaluate your patrons using the Netflix model
stream the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and disrupt your patrons
subvert the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' with a wiki
totally re-evaluate Michael Gorman using Inter Library Loans
raise a toast to faceted browsing and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
embed the most cynical librarian at your library onto a Google map
unleash the latent forces within social software and then claim it isn't all about technology
unleash the latent forces within your Superpatrons and use them to replace all of your librarians
subvert OCLC and then blog about it anonymously
podcast Ranganathan's Laws and disrupt your entire library
disrupt the oldest librarian at your library using a tag cloud
banish your library
closely scrutinize your Baby Boomer colleagues
hack your patron's privacy and call it ''Library 3.0''
remove your colleagues in order to attract teenagers to your library
remove your colleagues in order to attract teenagers to your library
completely reinvent your shelving team and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
take pictures of social software and disrupt your library
revitalize OCLC
re-evaluate MARC records and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
take video footage of your outdated web site
aggregate LibraryThing and call it ''Library 3.0''
mashup DOPA and then say rude things about it in the staff room
integrate Stephen Abram and use him to create a virtual library
fall in love with Firefox and virtualize your entire library
discard the OPAC and then hide all of your books
leverage the awesome power of the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference
extrapolate the biblioblogosphere and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
evangelize about your library and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
convert communities of interest just to confuse Michael Gorman
harness your library staff and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
integrate the oldest librarian at your library using a wiki
redefine MARC records
impress Generation X and then argue that it isn't all about technology
extrapolate the Baby Boomers onto a Google map
write a song about facets and virtualize your entire library
evangelize about your staff and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
embrace your monolithic ILS and then argue that it isn't all about technology
add your Library Director to MySpace
leverage the awesome power of Walt Crawford and reshelve all of your books in height order
worship your monolithic ILS
harness the OPAC using del.icio.us
leverage the awesome power of metadata and then argue that it isn't all about technology
unlock the latent forces within MARC records
mashup the oldest librarian at your library with comfy chairs and coffee
completely reinvent Inter Library Loans and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
unlock the latent forces within MARC records
totally re-evaluate Generation X and turn it into a web service
invert your Baby Boomer colleagues
extrapolate your outdated web site just to confuse Michael Gorman
detatch Wikipedia and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
gaze lovingly at Skype and use it to replace the OPAC
unlock the latent forces within LibraryThing and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
implement Stephen Abram just to annoy Michael Gorman
completely reinvent faceted browsing and then hide all of your books
investigate your Library Director and embed him into your OPAC
plagiarize your Library Director just to confuse Michael Gorman
organize a demonstration against the OPAC and then say rude things about it in the staff room
rotate the ''user experience'' and use it to create a virtual library
extrapolate the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
mashup Dewey and then say rude things about it in the staff room
implement OpenURLs using the Netflix model
take video footage of instant messaging and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
worship the Baby Boomers and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
harness your Baby Boomer colleagues and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
play with social networks using Firefox
digitize Dr Paul Miller
worship your shelving team
subvert Wikipedia
empower MARC records and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
synthesize the ''user experience'' and upload the result to YouTube
unleash the awesome power of a web browser toolbar just to confuse Michael Gorman
randomize metadata just to annoy Michael Gorman
subvert the biblioblogosphere and then say rude things about it in the staff room
organize a demonstration against your electronic services and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
publish the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference with a podcast
improve Library Elf and mash-it-up with Google Maps
write a poem about the wonders of the latest Pew Report and then close your library forever!
discard your staff and then close your library forever!
push the perpetual beta and worship it from a respectable distance
rant about instant messaging just to confuse Michael Gorman
employ your library staff and call them ''Library 1.5''
analyze the OPAC and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
integrate the most cynical librarian at your library and worship her from a respectable distance
redefine the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and then hide all of your books
extrapolate your ''NO cell phone'' posters and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to them
digitize the oldest librarian at your library using MySpace
reclassify Ranganathan's Laws and observe them from a safe distance
leverage your Library Director and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
write a book about your patrons and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
banish OCLC and use it to create a virtual library
fall in love with microformats and call them ''Library 1.5''
complain about Dewey and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
podcast about Millennials and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
subvert microformats and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
bolt on your patron's privacy via a web service
completely reinvent your outdated Information Desk and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
empower your Information Desk and then paint it purple
empower your Information Desk and then paint it purple
plagiarize the biblioblogosphere and call it ''Library 3.0''
rant about Google Scholar
harness the amazing power of your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
take video footage of instant messaging and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
unleash the awesome power of your library staff and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
convert the biblioblogosphere and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
podcast about the OPAC and embed it into your OPAC
closely scrutinize your entire book stock and observe it from a safe distance
play with Generation X using a wiki
disrupt the OPAC and disrupt your patrons
completely reinvent SFX links within the OPAC
embed Amazon with your OPAC
employ MARC records and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
write a song about your outdated web site and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
re-evaluate the biblioblogosphere and use it to blur your physical boundaries
fall in love with MARC records and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
unleash the latent forces within facets and embed them into your OPAC
engage Michael Casey and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
replace your Library Director and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
embed your patron's privacy
invert the most cynical librarian at your library
tickle your library staff just to annoy Michael Gorman
improve your ''NO cell phone'' posters and then paint them purple
stream your Information Desk and reshelve all of your books in height order
disrupt Facebook with your OPAC
gaze lovingly at the OPAC and then argue that it isn't all about technology
rotate your library staff
introduce the OPAC and then hide all of your books
completely reinvent your library staff
write a song about your ''NO cell phone'' posters just to annoy Michael Gorman
deconstruct your staff and virtualize your entire library
unleash the latent forces within OpenWorldCat and worship it from a respectable distance
embrace Ann Arbor and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
convert your colleagues and use them to replace all of your librarians
unleash the awesome power of your entire book stock with comfy chairs and coffee
completely reinvent the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference by using a podcast
engage your library
integrate your colleagues and observe them from a safe distance
fall in love with Stephen Abram and embed him into a portal
blog about your Library Director and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to her
completely reinvent Google Scholar just to annoy Michael Gorman
disrupt SFX links and use them to replace all of your librarians
fall in love with your library staff and turn left at Albuquerque
remix the OPAC
extrapolate PayPal with a wiki
fall in love with your shelving team and upload the result to YouTube
push your library
replace the ''user experience''
remove your Information Desk
bolt on Michael Gorman and call him ''Library 3.0''
gaze lovingly at Lorcan Dempsey and reshelve all of your books in height order
unleash the awesome power of Michael Stephens and then say rude things about him in the staff room
take pictures of your colleagues and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
fall in love with your patron's privacy using del.icio.us
attach your colleagues and observe them from a suitable distance
subvert the most cynical librarian at your library and publicise it on your plasma screen
mashup the oldest librarian at your library
write a book about your ''NO cell phone'' posters and then replace them with a robot
podcast your patron's privacy
repurpose your Library Director and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
completely reinvent Dewey and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
rant about your patrons and then replace them with a robot
disenfranchise Stephen Abram with Inter Library Loans
closely scrutinize OpenWorldCat and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
fall in love with the OPAC
virtualize Michael Gorman just to annoy Michael Gorman
gaze lovingly at Michael Stephens and then replace him with a robot
fall in love with Dance Dance Revolution and embed it into your OPAC
consolidate social networks and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
analyze your ''NO cell phone'' posters and turn them into a web service
completely reinvent Michael Gorman and then replace him with a robot
employ OpenWorldCat using LibraryThing
redefine Firefox just to confuse Michael Gorman
invert Michael Stephens and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
introduce your Library Director and observe her from a safe distance
embed the Netflix model and disrupt your entire library
employ LibraryThing using Squidoo
randomize the latest Pew Report and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
podcast about your outdated Information Desk and disrupt your library
unleash the awesome power of MySpace using RSS feeds
write a book about the OPAC and call it ''Library 1.5''
deconstruct the perpetual beta and upload the result to YouTube
remove Ranganathan's Laws and then dispose of all your book stock
unlock the latent forces within your Library Director
convert your staff and then paint them purple
tickle your library staff
analyze the Baby Boomers just to annoy Michael Gorman
harness Facebook and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
evangelize about social software for the Millennials
write a song about the OPAC and turn it into an unconference
disrupt Library Elf at Ann Arbor
screencast eBay at the next conference you attend
unleash the latent forces within your monolithic ILS with Talis
leverage the awesome power of all of your old journals and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
replace Amazon with a weblog
harness the amazing power of Google Maps
raise a toast to Dance Dance Revolution and call it ''Library 3.0''
digitize your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues with a podcast
repurpose your library staff and then paint them purple
leverage the power of LibraryThing and turn it into a web service
totally re-evaluate MySpace and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
embed RFID and reshelve all of your books in height order
detatch the most cynical librarian at your library using del.icio.us
detatch the most cynical librarian at your library using del.icio.us
unleash the latent forces within your library
tag your podcasts and turn left at Albuquerque
invert eBay and worship it from a respectable distance
enhance Dewey and turn left at Albuquerque
redeploy your monolithic ILS and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
synthesize Michael Gorman
rotate Ranganathan's Laws using a podcast
disrupt the most cynical librarian at your library and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
harness the amazing power of facets and disrupt your entire library
visualize Ranganathan's Laws and reshelve all of your books in height order
write a book about LibraryThing
completely reinvent social software and call it a ''perpetual beta''
integrate the Patriot Act with your OPAC
revitalize Amazon using Ajax
disrupt OCLC and then hide all of your books
redefine your patron's privacy just to annoy Michael Gorman
embrace your patron's privacy using Flickr
screencast instant messaging and then paint it purple
invert your Information Desk and then paint it purple
unlock the latent forces within your library staff and embed them into a portal
enhance your ''NO cell phone'' posters with a weblog
revitalize Google Scholar
completely reinvent Michael Gorman
unleash the latent forces within OpenWorldCat and then blog about it anonymously
detatch Leslie Burger and upload the result to Flickr
randomize your electronic services and embed them into your OPAC
rotate the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and then listen to it on your iPod
interrogate the most cynical librarian at your library
unlock the latent forces within Ranganathan's Laws and reshelve all of your books in height order
completely reinvent the Patriot Act
write a book about Lorcan Dempsey just to confuse Michael Gorman
take pictures of OCLC in order to attract teenagers to your library
analyze Stephen Abram
introduce Ranganathan's Laws and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
remix the Patriot Act and upload the result to Flickr
repurpose Michael Stephens just to confuse Michael Gorman
redefine your staff and call them ''Library 1.5''
virtualize your library onto a Google map
redefine Michael Stephens
plagiarize Lorcan Dempsey with comfy chairs and coffee
bolt on your shelving team using Ajax
totally re-evaluate your Baby Boomer colleagues and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
totally re-evaluate your Baby Boomer colleagues and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
fall in love with SMS text messages and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
employ Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and worship it from a respectable distance
tickle your Superpatrons
aggregate the OPAC and turn left at Albuquerque
synthesize RSS feeds and use them to blur your physical boundaries
harness the amazing power of your entire book stock with a weblog
podcast faceted browsing and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
rant about instant messaging and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
synthesize instant messaging and worship it from a respectable distance
synthesize communities of interest and call them a ''perpetual beta''
implement a web browser toolbar
introduce your outdated Information Desk and observe it from a suitable distance
gaze lovingly at Stephen Abram and reshelve all of your books in height order
analyze the OPAC with a podcast
harness the amazing power of your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues for the iPod Generation
tickle your Superpatrons
revitalize Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC
completely reinvent your patrons via a peer-to-peer network
empower your colleagues and mash-them-up with Google Maps
empower Dewey and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
mashup your staff and add them to the Library Success Wiki
leverage your Superpatrons and upload the result to YouTube
remove DOPA just to confuse Michael Gorman
completely reinvent your library and turn left at Albuquerque
employ Walt Crawford just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
introduce your monolithic ILS and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
repurpose Michael Gorman just to confuse Michael Gorman
write a poem about the wonders of all of your old journals and use them to blur your physical boundaries
remove Generation X via a peer-to-peer network
remove Generation X via a peer-to-peer network
blog about your staff and then paint them purple
leverage your shelving team with Inter Library Loans
totally re-evaluate your Superpatrons and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
implement MySpace just to annoy Michael Gorman
bolt on MARC records and then listen to them on your iPod
analyze your library just to confuse Michael Gorman
invert Leslie Burger and observe her from a suitable distance
closely scrutinize your monolithic ILS and then hide all of your books
push Dewey and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
glance sideways at your library and then demolish your physical space
fall in love with the OPAC and worship it from a respectable distance
write a book about your Baby Boomer colleagues and then close your library forever!
rotate the OPAC and become a billionaire
play with RSS feeds
harness your Library Director and upload the result to Flickr
stream Second Life in the biblioblogosphere
add the Netflix model just to annoy Michael Gorman
organize a demonstration against the biblioblogosphere and upload the result to YouTube
interrogate LibraryThing
remove communities of interest and embed them into your OPAC
play with metadata
push Dewey and disrupt your library
write a poem about the wonders of your patron's privacy
synthesize your colleagues
completely reinvent web services and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
gaze lovingly at the OPAC and embed it into a portal
rant about your library and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
podcast Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and then blog about it anonymously
leverage the power of Lorcan Dempsey and call him a ''Rich User Experience''
glance sideways at Generation X and then hide all of your books
enhance OpenWorldCat
unleash the latent forces within your library staff
empower microformats and worship them from a respectable distance
replace the most cynical librarian at your library and call her ''Library 3.0''
investigate Library Elf
create PayPal and then hide all of your books
replace your colleagues
virtualize your colleagues
unlock the latent forces within Dr Paul Miller and then say rude things about him in the staff room
mashup Michael Gorman and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
complain about faceted browsing and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
screencast Lorcan Dempsey using a podcast
leverage the power of RFID
improve your colleagues with your OPAC
embrace Dr Paul Miller by hooking him into a web service
bolt on the oldest librarian at your library using a wiki
reclassify your colleagues and virtualize your entire library
embrace the biblioblogosphere using a folksonomy
redeploy the Netflix model using the Netflix model
re-evaluate Stephen Abram and then listen to him on your iPod
discard Ann Arbor and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
raise a toast to the Patriot Act and then close your library forever!
empower MARC records and turn them into a mashup
fall in love with the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference using Firefox
harness the amazing power of the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference
tag the Semantic Web and then close your library forever!
blog about the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and then close your library forever!
add Inter Library Loans using RSS feeds
empower Librarian 2.0 using Inter Library Loans
write a song about the ''Wisdom of Crowds''
disrupt the OPAC and then say it isn't all about technology
disrupt the OPAC and then say it isn't all about technology
convert microformats via a peer-to-peer network
randomize your library and upload the result to YouTube
subvert Google Scholar using a folksonomy
completely reinvent Wikipedia and then demolish your physical space
take pictures of Google Scholar in order to attract teenagers to your library
convert the most cynical librarian at your library with a podcast
embed the biblioblogosphere and observe it from a suitable distance
revitalize Michael Stephens and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
unclassify the Netflix model using microformats
engage Ranganathan's Laws just to annoy Michael Gorman
implement all of your old journals and then argue that it isn't all about technology
deconstruct the Baby Boomers and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
play with your ''NO cell phone'' posters with your OPAC
revitalize your patron's privacy and then say rude things about it in the staff room
write a poem about the wonders of instant messaging using facets
fall in love with your outdated web site with John Blyberg
rotate your entire book stock using Inter Library Loans
play with Ann Arbor at Ann Arbor
attract metadata
implement your Information Desk by harnessing the ''Long Tail''
leverage the power of your library staff and then dispose of all your book stock
analyze the oldest librarian at your library by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
banish your patrons via a web service
introduce Google Scholar and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
repurpose Michael Gorman and turn him into an unconference
integrate Flickr just to annoy Michael Gorman
repurpose Michael Gorman and turn him into an unconference
unclassify Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
write a song about faceted browsing
complain about OpenWorldCat and observe it from a safe distance
raise a toast to the latest Pew Report and turn it into a mashup
synthesize Michael Gorman for the iPod Generation
discard Stephen Abram and upload the result to Flickr
synthesize Flickr and embed it into your OPAC
unclassify the Patriot Act
improve Amazon and reshelve all of your books in height order
evangelize about the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' in order to attract teenagers to your library
enhance your electronic services and call them a ''perpetual beta''
embed social networks with comfy chairs and coffee
unlock the latent forces within your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and become a billionaire
harness the amazing power of your electronic services and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
talk about MySpace using RSS feeds
worship metadata
unleash the awesome power of your patron's privacy and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
glance sideways at your outdated Information Desk and then paint it purple
play with the biblioblogosphere and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
leverage the power of web services with open source software
deconstruct your ''NO cell phone'' posters for the Millennials
detatch PayPal and turn it into a tag cloud
integrate Librarian 2.0 via a web service
totally re-evaluate Flickr with Second Life
banish the Semantic Web by leveraging the ''Long Tail''
tickle OpenURLs
invert the OPAC just to confuse Michael Gorman
unclassify faceted browsing with comfy chairs and coffee
invert Lorcan Dempsey and then paint him purple
digitize the perpetual beta using a folksonomy
clone your patrons and turn them into an unconference
interrogate web services and disrupt your library
mashup your Information Desk
glance sideways at the ALA Techsource Blog just to confuse Michael Gorman
subvert Stephen Abram using LibraryThing
subvert the OPAC using a folksonomy
cherish Stephen Abram at the next conference you attend
complain about Lorcan Dempsey and then replace him with a robot
discombobulate your Library Director and turn him into a mashup
mashup your Library Director just to confuse Michael Gorman
unleash the latent forces within MARC records and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to them
create OpenURLs by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
unleash the awesome power of your library staff
gently caress your library and then hide all of your books
tickle the most cynical librarian at your library and then argue that it isn't all about technology
virtualize Second Life
hack the Patriot Act
bolt on the perpetual beta and then paint it purple
plan the downfall of Second Life and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
employ the OPAC within the OPAC
glance sideways at Stephen Abram and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to him
organize a demonstration against Amazon and upload the result to YouTube
leverage the awesome power of LibraryLand with MySpace
cherish your shelving team and then hide all of your books
completely reinvent the OPAC and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
attach eBay and relocate it to Cybrary City in Second Life
aggregate the Baby Boomers via a peer-to-peer network
unlock the latent forces within the most cynical librarian at your library and turn her into a tag cloud
say rude things about the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and observe it from a suitable distance
embrace your Library Director using MySpace
complain about the ALA Techsource Blog and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
clone Flickr
mashup your library and observe it from a safe distance
invert the Semantic Web by leveraging the ''Long Tail''
redeploy Flickr and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
impress social networks and use them to replace all of your librarians
podcast about your colleagues and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
remove the Library 2.0 Bandwagon with Talis
collect pictures of SFX links and upload the result to YouTube
publish Facebook and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
unleash the awesome power of your library staff and then say it isn't all about technology
unclassify ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' using LibraryThing
redefine social networks
unlock the latent forces within Jenny Levine and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
stream the latest Pew Report using OpenWorldCat
complain about eBay just to annoy Michael Gorman
banish Stephen Abram and disrupt your patrons
podcast your library using the OPAC
unlock the latent forces within Millennials and upload the result to YouTube
leverage the awesome power of your colleagues and embed them into your OPAC with Ajax
genetically modify Librarian 2.0
introduce Flickr within the OPAC
enhance social networks and embed them into your OPAC
convert Jenny Levine and then argue that it isn't all about technology
tickle Michael Stephens
harness the perpetual beta
gently caress Michael Stephens just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
rotate Michael Stephens and turn him into a mashup
enhance OpenURLs and use them to create a virtual library
genetically modify Generation X and turn it into a tag cloud
write a song about the OPAC in order to attract teenagers to your library
mashup Lorcan Dempsey and turn him into a web service
vigorously shake Lorcan Dempsey and upload the result to YouTube
write a poem about the wonders of the OPAC
harness the amazing power of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and then hide all of your books
organize a demonstration against your entire book stock
leverage the power of your entire book stock and relocate it to Cybrary City in Second Life
plan the downfall of Jenny Levine and observe her from a safe distance
plan the downfall of the Patriot Act
digitize Meredith Farkas and observe her from a suitable distance
plan the downfall of Wikipedia and then say rude things about it in the staff room
tag MARC records and use them to blur your physical boundaries
re-evaluate Talis and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
glance sideways at all of your old journals and retire to a safe distance
write a poem about the wonders of your patron's privacy with Second Life
complain about web services using a tag cloud
attract Michael Stephens and turn left at Albuquerque
organize a demonstration against your library
unclassify Wikipedia in the biblioblogosphere
disenfranchise LibraryThing and reshelve all of your books in height order
plagiarize your library staff and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
collect pictures of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC with Talis
introduce your Library Director and call him a ''perpetual beta''
detatch the OPAC and worship it from a respectable distance
mashup Google Scholar by hooking it into a web service
leverage the power of your electronic services and turn them into a mashup
unleash the awesome power of Michael Gorman and call him ''Library 1.5''
mashup Michael Stephens and turn him into a mashup
remix your library with comfy chairs and coffee
write a song about Dance Dance Revolution and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
wax lyrical about Walt Crawford and then claim it isn't all about technology
play with the entire ''2.0'' meme and reshelve all of your books in height order
leverage the awesome power of OpenWorldCat and then close your library forever!
enhance your colleagues and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
tag LibraryLand and become Librarian 3.0
rotate Second Life and add it to the Library Success Wiki
revitalize Millennials with Second Life
write a poem about the wonders of your outdated web site
vigorously shake the OPAC and call it a ''perpetual beta''
plan the downfall of Lorcan Dempsey and then say rude things about him in the staff room
blog about MySpace and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
disenfranchise Michael Casey and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
play with Michael Casey using a weblog
analyze Bill Drew just to annoy Michael Gorman
synthesize web services and then paint them purple
take video footage of Stephen Abram and then hide all of your books
mashup your colleagues
discombobulate the Semantic Web and upload the result to YouTube
unleash the latent forces within Flickr with comfy chairs and coffee
rant about COinS records with a podcast
rotate Greasemonkey scripts with comfy chairs and coffee
fall in love with Ellyssa Kroski and vote for her to become the next ALA President
replace SirsiDynix
implement the word ''scrotum''
implement the word ''scrotum''
employ the Semantic Web
hack your staff
repurpose your colleagues and then visualise them as a tag cloud
fall in love with Dr Paul Miller and become Librarian 3.0
attach Lorcan Dempsey and use him to replace the OPAC
totally re-evaluate your patron's privacy just to attract teenagers to your library
totally re-evaluate your patron's privacy just to attract teenagers to your library
take pictures of Generation X using OpenWorldCat
improve the next SirsiDynix Institute webinar
tag Dewey
replace the ''user experience'' using Flash
say rude things about facets and then paint them purple
visualize Skype
publish your patrons and then listen to them on your iPod
remove your library staff and embed them into a portal
invert YouTube and then join the gang at library20.ning.com
consider the OPAC and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
analyze the ''Long Tail'' and vote for it to become the next ALA President
take pictures of your podcasts and virtualize your entire library
invert wireless networks and vote for them to become the next ALA President
engage your library staff and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
rotate the entire ''2.0'' meme and upload the result to YouTube
glance sideways at the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to her
create RSS feeds and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
unclassify instant messaging and turn it into a mashup
completely reinvent Facebook
unclassify Firefox by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
totally re-evaluate SFX links and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
idolize the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference
screencast your staff for the iPod Generation
visualize Talis and then close your library forever!
raise a toast to the Library Success Wiki and become Librarian 3.0
revitalize Stephen Abram
leverage the awesome power of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
reinvigorate your patrons
push COinS records and vote for them to become the next ALA President
classify your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and observe them from a suitable distance
harness the amazing power of Millennials and upload the result to Flickr
re-evaluate the word ''scrotum'' at the next conference you attend
tag Library Elf and then paint it purple
subvert your IT Department and mash-them-up with Google Maps
organize a demonstration against your electronic services and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
disenfranchise COinS records using a tag cloud
write a poem about the wonders of ITunes and retire to a safe distance
reinvigorate Inter Library Loans and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
disrupt the Netflix model and disrupt your library
harness the amazing power of your patron's privacy
stream the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
employ RFID and become Librarian 3.0
classify eBay with Talis
harness Flickr and turn it into an unconference
introduce your Baby Boomer colleagues at the next conference you attend
digitize your library using Firefox
talk about LibraryThing using a weblog
publish your library and disrupt your patrons
rotate instant messaging with John Blyberg
invert your Library Director and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to him
invert your Library Director and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to him
embrace the biblioblogosphere
harness the most cynical librarian at your library and then replace her with a robot
collect pictures of your colleagues using OpenWorldCat
remove your Library Director and then rant about her on your blog
idolize SMS text messages and call them ''Library 1.5''
mashup your IT Department using microformats
glance sideways at your library and then rant about it on your blog
interrogate your Library Director with John Blyberg
write a song about the Internet Librarian 2007 Conference and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
gaze lovingly at your colleagues and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
glance sideways at Michael Stephens and observe him from a safe distance
clone Second Life at the next Mashup Camp
clone Wikipedia
write a song about Wikipedia and then say rude things about it in the staff room
aggregate the word ''scrotum'' via a web service
idolize your podcasts via a web service
publish Wikipedia
embed metadata and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
stream Walt Crawford
leverage the power of your library staff via a peer-to-peer network
rotate your podcasts and then argue that it isn't all about technology
write a book about the latest Pew Report using a tag cloud
vigorously shake your Library Director and disrupt your library
gently caress the latest Pew Report and retire to a safe distance
plan the downfall of Twitter and then replace it with a robot
tickle the Amazon Kindle and retire to a safe distance
consolidate the perpetual beta just to annoy Michael Gorman
implement Google Knol and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
leverage the awesome power of your colleagues and worship them from a respectable distance
remove the Amazon Kindle and turn it into a web service
subvert your ''NO cell phone'' posters and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
remove the OPAC and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
harness the Amazon Kindle and retire to a safe distance
vigorously shake Stephen Abram and use him to blur your physical boundaries
stream your entire book stock and then hide all of your books
genetically modify the Patriot Act and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
deconstruct the oldest librarian at your library and then say it isn't all about technology
leverage the awesome power of Dewey with a wiki
enhance Facebook and then say it isn't all about technology
totally re-evaluate the Patriot Act and then say rude things about it in the staff room
subvert web services using MySpace
plagiarize all of your old journals and observe them from a safe distance
redeploy the entire ''2.0'' meme within the OPAC
aggregate SirsiDynix
employ Firefox
say rude things about the perpetual beta using Flash
evangelize about Michael Casey and use him to blur your physical boundaries
investigate instant messaging by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
screencast your colleagues using a weblog
implement Walt Crawford just to annoy Michael Gorman
convert RFID and call it ''Library 1.5''
stare intently at Kathryn Greenhill and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
virtualize Leslie Burger using Squidoo
engage Facebook just to attract teenagers to your library
leverage Michael Stephens and read about him in ''Cites and Insights''
push the Flying Librarians of Oz using Flickr
gaze lovingly at Michael Gorman just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
add the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' to a podcast
impress your outdated web site
gently caress Ellyssa Kroski
completely reinvent the ALA Techsource Blog just to annoy Michael Gorman
take pictures of LibraryThing and worship it from a respectable distance
leverage the awesome power of Second Life and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
fall in love with your library and then dispose of all your book stock
reclassify web services and turn them into a tag cloud
disenfranchise Lorcan Dempsey with John Blyberg
scream loudly about the Internet Librarian 2007 Conference and observe it from a safe distance
introduce Walt Crawford
unleash the awesome power of Google Knol
plagiarize DOPA in LibraryLand
classify social networks by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
vigorously shake the Semantic Web and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
talk about the ''user experience'' in the biblioblogosphere
worship ITunes and use it to replace all of your librarians
redefine OpenURLs
replace SFX links and upload the result to YouTube
interrogate the OPAC just to confuse Michael Gorman
unlock the latent forces within Flickr and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
glance sideways at OCLC and add it to the Library Success Wiki
harness wireless networks and use them to create a virtual library
collect pictures of the Library Success Wiki
integrate Walt Crawford
play with the Amazon Kindle and become a billionaire
mashup the oldest librarian at your library onto a Google map
visualize your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues within the OPAC
write a book about communities of interest using LibraryThing
podcast the American Library Association and then join the gang at library20.ning.com
cherish Inter Library Loans using RSS feeds
synthesize Millennials and then paint them purple
embrace faceted browsing using a tag cloud
redeploy SirsiDynix via a web service
replace the oldest librarian at your library
gently caress Walt Crawford and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to him
screencast Google Scholar just to annoy Michael Gorman
repurpose the oldest librarian at your library
remove Michael Gorman and become Librarian 3.0
hack LibraryThing and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
unlock the latent forces within Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and then close your library forever!
unlock the latent forces within Leslie Burger
subvert the Semantic Web and worship it from a respectable distance
hack your shelving team and then hide all of your books
empower your Digital Natives and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
write a song about the Amazon Kindle with Second Life
integrate the ''user experience'' using a wiki
mashup the Semantic Web by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
deconstruct the Library Success Wiki and observe it from a suitable distance
unleash the latent forces within the Internet Librarian 2007 Conference
completely reinvent the Amazon Kindle by hooking it into a web service
tag the oldest librarian at your library at Ann Arbor
scream loudly about MySpace and retire to a safe distance
worship Skype using Inter Library Loans
discombobulate the Baby Boomers and turn them into a tag cloud
interrogate Michael Gorman just to confuse Michael Gorman
totally re-evaluate Millennials and then argue that it isn't all about technology
complain about Michael Gorman's latest rant using a wiki
gently caress the most cynical librarian at your library and call her ''Library 3.0''
podcast about the Amazon Kindle and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
podcast about all of your old journals and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
aggregate Wikipedia and turn it into a tag cloud
rant about wireless networks and turn left at Albuquerque
rant about Wikipedia using LibraryThing
idolize Michael Stephens
recalibrate Michael Casey and then blog about him anonymously
genetically modify the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
recalibrate the Semantic Web to the OPAC
unleash the latent forces within Bill Drew and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
gaze lovingly at all of your old journals using Flash
reclassify MySpace and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
visualize Michael Gorman and read about him on the ALA Techsource Blog
push the Semantic Web and observe it from a safe distance
implement Jenny Levine and add her to your blog
detatch your staff and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
tickle Ranganathan's Laws and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
leverage the awesome power of Facebook
invert Second Life onto a Google map
raise a toast to your staff using a wiki
impress facets and observe them from a safe distance
blog about Michael Gorman using a folksonomy
completely reinvent the Library Success Wiki and then dispose of all your book stock
add MARC records and turn them into an unconference
investigate your library
disenfranchise Michael Stephens in order to attract teenagers to your library
cherish your library and then hide all of your books
consolidate SFX links and disrupt your entire library
raise a toast to Library Elf
fall in love with your patron's privacy and call it ''Library 3.0''
plan the downfall of Wikipedia using a folksonomy
recalibrate the OPAC using RSS feeds
repurpose Twitter using a wiki
improve Wikipedia using a weblog
engage Flickr and use it to replace the OPAC
digitize the OPAC using microformats
say rude things about facets
gaze lovingly at Google Knol by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
re-evaluate your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues in the biblioblogosphere
analyze Wikipedia and then say it isn't all about technology
take video footage of LibraryLand and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
totally re-evaluate Talis and mash-it-up with Google Maps
tickle Walt Crawford for the Millennials
synthesize the latest Pew Report and embed it into your OPAC
implement your entire book stock just to attract teenagers to your library
podcast about the latest Pew Report and then say it isn't all about technology
closely scrutinize facets and then replace them with a robot
take pictures of Inter Library Loans and then say it isn't all about technology
visualize your patron's privacy and then listen to it on your iPod
randomize your library staff and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
take pictures of Google Scholar
hack LibraryThing by hooking it into a web service
attach your patrons and turn them into a tag cloud
complain about RSS feeds for Generation Y
stream your entire book stock and then visualise it as a tag cloud
podcast Michael Gorman and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
glance sideways at the Amazon Kindle and become Librarian 3.0
take video footage of your podcasts and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
repurpose Yahoo Pipes and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
enhance Ellyssa Kroski
embed the ''user experience'' and then demolish your physical space
redeploy Kathryn Greenhill
idolize Michael Casey
unlock the latent forces within ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your patrons
deconstruct metadata and call it ''Library 3.0''
write a poem about the wonders of Stephen Abram
plan the downfall of your Library Director and turn him into a tag cloud
glance sideways at PayPal using del.icio.us
podcast about your Library Director to the OPAC
create YouTube
take pictures of Ann Arbor and add it to the Library Success Wiki
publish the most cynical librarian at your library using Skype
banish Facebook just to confuse Michael Gorman
subvert instant messaging and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
say rude things about Second Life using RSS feeds
subvert ITunes
integrate digital videos and call them ''Library 3.0''
engage your ''NO cell phone'' posters with a podcast
detatch the Library 2.0 Bandwagon using a wiki
implement Lorcan Dempsey
totally re-evaluate OCLC and turn it into a mashup
completely reinvent SirsiDynix
completely reinvent SirsiDynix
subvert Ranganathan's Laws and then claim it isn't all about technology
bolt on COinS records just to confuse Michael Gorman
redeploy Flickr and observe it from a suitable distance
redeploy Flickr and observe it from a suitable distance
harness your Library Director and then listen to him on your iPod
recalibrate Talis
write a poem about the wonders of the latest Pew Report and reshelve all of your books in height order
evangelize about your entire book stock using a weblog
play with Lorcan Dempsey
collect pictures of Twitter using a podcast
discard Stephen Abram and observe him from a safe distance
improve Library Elf for the Millennials
subvert Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and turn it into a tag cloud
disrupt Walt Crawford and then blog about him anonymously
collect pictures of Google Scholar just to attract teenagers to your library
evangelize about your Library Director and call her ''Library 3.0''
completely reinvent Twitter
replace your ''NO cell phone'' posters
hack ITunes
organize a demonstration against Firefox
deconstruct Second Life via a peer-to-peer network
create Kathryn Greenhill
embed the most cynical librarian at your library and then paint her purple
embed the most cynical librarian at your library and then paint her purple
consider Yahoo Pipes
totally re-evaluate microformats just to confuse Michael Gorman
rotate the most cynical librarian at your library and then paint her purple
subvert Dance Dance Revolution and then argue that it isn't all about technology
visualize Generation X
unlock the latent forces within Lorcan Dempsey and publicise it on your plasma screen
say rude things about your library and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
organize a demonstration against your electronic services
introduce the Netflix model using the Netflix model
randomize the oldest librarian at your library by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
tickle the Library Success Wiki and embed it into a portal
synthesize OpenURLs using a podcast
convert Stephen Abram using a tag cloud
disrupt eBay onto a Google map
organize a demonstration against Google Knol in the biblioblogosphere
write a book about the Amazon Kindle with your OPAC
implement Second Life and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
raise a toast to your patron's privacy using del.icio.us
implement SirsiDynix and then say rude things about it in the staff room
genetically modify Kathryn Greenhill in LibraryLand
write a poem about the wonders of the Amazon Kindle with Second Life
discombobulate Stephen Abram and embed him into your OPAC with Ajax
attach the Flying Librarians of Oz and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
collect pictures of Google Maps
closely scrutinize Wikipedia using a wiki
disrupt Flickr and publicise it on your plasma screen
stare intently at Jessamyn West and observe her from a suitable distance
play with Kathryn Greenhill and upload the result to Flickr
consider instant messaging and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
write a poem about the wonders of the biblioblogosphere
subvert Walt Crawford and call him a ''perpetual beta''
write a book about SOPAC 2.0 and then listen to it on your iPod
visualize the ''user experience'' and become Librarian 3.0
write a poem about the wonders of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC using microformats
glance sideways at COinS records and then replace them with a robot
consider Inter Library Loans using Flash
unleash the latent forces within your ''NO cell phone'' posters by using a podcast
reinvigorate Stephen Abram just to attract teenagers to your library
tag your library with your OPAC
embrace ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and relocate it to Cybrary City in Second Life
reclassify your monolithic ILS and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
deconstruct Dance Dance Revolution with comfy chairs and coffee
subvert your flexible learning spaces and peer at them using a Squidoo Lens
screencast the perpetual beta and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
subvert the OPAC and turn it into a tag cloud
subvert the OPAC and turn it into a tag cloud
remix the Semantic Web using the OPAC
reinvigorate Jessamyn West and retire to a safe distance
wax lyrical about the Amazon Kindle and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
play with Ranganathan's Laws
banish Tara Brabazon and then dispose of all your book stock
say rude things about the OPAC and call it ''Library 1.5''
bolt on the Library Success Wiki and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
classify Wikipedia and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
redeploy your Information Desk and retire to a safe distance
engage Google Book Search
engage Google Book Search
podcast Wikipedia just to confuse Michael Gorman
redeploy SOPAC 2.0
impress metadata for the Millennials
vigorously shake Walt Crawford using ''The Long Tail''
discombobulate your flexible learning spaces with comfy chairs and coffee
introduce Inter Library Loans to the OPAC
podcast the OPAC and use it to replace all of your librarians
vigorously shake LibraryLand with a weblog
implement faceted browsing
collect pictures of your staff and then paint them purple
take pictures of your Baby Boomer colleagues with a weblog
collect pictures of Google Book Search and then say it isn't all about technology
reinvigorate the biblioblogosphere
discard the most cynical librarian at your library and reshelve all of your books in height order
embed the American Library Association by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
unleash the awesome power of Michael Stephens using the Netflix model
scream loudly about the Amazon Kindle using Flickr
convert your library and then say it isn't all about technology
say rude things about Dewey and embed it into your OPAC
talk about the Semantic Web for the iPod Generation
totally re-evaluate the Library Society of the World via a web service
closely scrutinize Michael Stephens and vote for him to become the next ALA President
consider Jessamyn West by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
investigate facets
investigate facets
screencast Michael Stephens by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
stare intently at Wikipedia and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
screencast Google Scholar by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
subvert Wikipedia and disrupt your patrons
repurpose Google Knol and call it ''Library 3.0''
synthesize your colleagues and mash-them-up with Google Maps
collect pictures of the Flying Librarians of Oz and add them to your blog
classify your library and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
organize a demonstration against the entire ''2.0'' meme and upload the result to YouTube
wax lyrical about microformats and call them ''Library 3.0''
vigorously shake Google Maps using facets
reinvigorate Google Chrome and peer at it using a Squidoo Lens
say rude things about the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' to the OPAC
scream loudly about digital videos
glance sideways at SOPAC 2.0 using a folksonomy
completely reinvent Google Chrome with your OPAC
plan the downfall of SOPAC 2.0 by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
plagiarize Kathryn Greenhill and then say rude things about her in the staff room
evangelize about the oldest librarian at your library and then say it isn't all about technology
closely scrutinize the Semantic Web at the next conference you attend
consider Wikipedia
stream your patron's privacy with open source software
invert Ann Arbor and retire to a safe distance
blog about Facebook and relocate it to Cybrary City in Second Life
improve your IT Department and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
stare intently at Twitter using facets
cherish digital videos just to annoy Michael Gorman
banish the perpetual beta and virtualize your entire library
disenfranchise the American Library Association using RSS feeds
improve Jessamyn West using ''The Long Tail''
hack your Baby Boomer colleagues and turn them into a tag cloud
take video footage of SOPAC 2.0
disenfranchise the Library 2.0 Gang using a Meebo chatroom
unleash the awesome power of the Encyclopedia Britannica blog in the biblioblogosphere
harness the oldest librarian at your library and then dispose of all your book stock
reclassify LibraryLand
revitalize the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
unleash the awesome power of the ''Long Tail'' and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
leverage the power of the biblioblogosphere and become Librarian 3.0
unleash the latent forces within Firefox and embed it into your OPAC
bolt on Walt Crawford and then rant about him on your blog
say rude things about your library using RSS feeds
revitalize your Library Director and call him ''Library 3.14159265358979323846...''
hack the oldest librarian at your library by hooking her into a web service
plan the downfall of Flickr and upload the result to YouTube
embed the Flying Librarians of Oz
classify Greasemonkey scripts and turn them into a web service
reclassify SOPAC 2.0 and add it to your blog
introduce your library staff onto virtual catalogue cards
take pictures of Lorcan Dempsey and use him to replace the OPAC
blog about Michael Casey and worship him from a respectable distance
enhance LibraryThing with Flickr
write a poem about the wonders of OCLC to the OPAC
cherish VuFind using facets
unclassify wireless networks using microformats
totally re-evaluate Lorcan Dempsey
scream loudly about the latest Pew Report and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
empower MARC records and mash-them-up with Google Maps
rant about the Flying Librarians of Oz
improve the OPAC and observe it from a safe distance
create Kathryn Greenhill to the OPAC
fall in love with the biblioblogosphere within the OPAC
classify the Semantic Web and use it to blur your physical boundaries
re-evaluate your IT Department
creep up slowly towards Kathryn Greenhill
take video footage of your corporate firewall and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
consider your staff and vote for them to become the next ALA President
completely reinvent the Flying Librarians of Oz and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
totally re-evaluate your Library Director using a weblog
impress the Semantic Web and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
redefine your patrons and call them a ''Rich User Experience''
randomize your shelving team and disrupt your patrons
creep up slowly towards Millennials and disrupt your patrons
complain about The Shanachies and then say rude things about them in the staff room
revitalize the American Library Association by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
screencast Flickr with open source software
introduce RSS feeds and read about them in the Library Journal
unleash the latent forces within your library in the biblioblogosphere
bow down and pay your respects to the Library Success Wiki and add it to your blog
closely scrutinize Stephen Abram and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
subvert Michael Gorman and upload the result to Flickr
tweet about The Shanachies and then close your library forever!
collect pictures of the OPAC using the OPAC
cherish instant messaging using Flickr
plan the downfall of the biblioblogosphere and serenade it with a tender love song
tweet about DOPA
take voyeuristic photographs of Greasemonkey scripts with John Blyberg
vigorously shake the Flying Librarians of Oz and then blog about them anonymously
enhance The Shanachies just to annoy Michael Gorman
discombobulate Firefox and turn it into a mashup
leverage the power of the biblioblogosphere and vote for it to become the next ALA President
write a poem about the wonders of the Semantic Web and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
rant about the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and then demolish your physical space
repurpose a web browser toolbar and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
fall in love with the Semantic Web and vote for it to become the next ALA President
stare intently at Facebook and call it ''Library 3.0''
take secret photographs of your entire book stock and disrupt your entire library
employ your iPod with a weblog
aggregate netbooks and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
take voyeuristic photographs of Wikipedia using ''The Long Tail''
write a song about Dewey
write a song about Dewey
deconstruct iPhones
detatch the Semantic Web
write a book about Google Chrome and then dispose of all your book stock
tag your corporate firewall in the biblioblogosphere
totally re-evaluate your outdated web site with open source software
unlock the latent forces within the Amazon Kindle and reshelve all of your books in height order
rotate VuFind and then blog about it anonymously
gaze lovingly at Walt Crawford and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
tweet about your Superpatrons in order to attract teenagers to your library
bow down and pay your respects to Michael Stephens
integrate Jessamyn West using RSS feeds
complain about Google Book Search and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
employ Wolfram|Alpha
take voyeuristic photographs of Facebook and add it to the Library Success Wiki
detatch your electronic services and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
write a book about Jenny Levine and call her ''Library 3.14159265...''
subvert Millennials using the Netflix model
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detatch your Library Director
unleash the awesome power of your Superpatrons and then dispose of all your book stock
worship Wikipedia using the OPAC
plan the downfall of Dance Dance Revolution and embed it into the OPAC
tweet about your patrons and then replace them with a robot
mashup iPhones and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
say rude things about 3M and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
plan the downfall of your corporate firewall and then visualise it as a tag cloud
consider Wikipedia and disrupt your patrons
repurpose Millennials and then dispose of all your book stock
fall in love with the ALA Techsource Blog
write a book about the biblioblogosphere and embed it into your OPAC
virtualize RFID
convert your Baby Boomer colleagues
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attract the Library Society of the World using facets
consolidate RFID and then claim it isn't all about technology
detatch SOPAC 2.0
unlock the latent forces within Google Chrome and then argue that it isn't all about technology
unclassify LibraryThing and virtualize your entire library
raise a toast to Librarian 2.0 and call it ''Library 3.0''
attract Michael Stephens
virtualize your staff in LibraryLand
completely reinvent Phil Bradley using MySpace
harness all of your old journals using a weblog
subvert Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC
genetically modify a web browser toolbar
blog about LibraryThing
reclassify your flexible learning spaces and turn them into a tag cloud
write a poem about the wonders of Walt Crawford
randomize the Amazon Kindle and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
collect pictures of Google Chrome and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
detatch SFX links and disrupt your entire library
bow down and pay your respects to Skype and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
organize a demonstration against the American Library Association and embed it into a portal
remove your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
harness the amazing power of facial recoginition technology and upload the result to YouTube
gently caress the biblioblogosphere and read about it on the ALA Techsource Blog
re-evaluate iPhones and add them to the Library Success Wiki
take voyeuristic photographs of the Baby Boomers with comfy chairs and coffee
creep up slowly towards Stephen Abram and embed him into your OPAC
remix the entire ''2.0'' meme and serenade it with a tender love song
implement your electronic services and then claim it isn't all about technology
create the entire ''2.0'' meme ...ooops, epic fail!
bolt on your patron's privacy by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
introduce OCLC using Skype
rant about the Talis Platform and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
push Bill Drew in order to attract teenagers to your library
tweet about the LSW chatroom
talk about DOPA and reshelve all of your books in height order
raise a toast to Librarian 2.0
podcast about Microsoft Bing
podcast about the Amazon Kindle
recalibrate Second Life and read about it in the Library Journal
tweet about your iPhone
unleash the latent forces within the ''Wisdom of Crowds''
harness VuFind and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
replace VuFind via a peer-to-peer network
analyze MARC records
empower Mashed Library UK 2009 and turn it into a tag cloud
enhance the OPAC and embed it into a portal
engage the Flying Librarians of Oz and then replace them with a robot
replace your Baby Boomer colleagues with Second Life
tweet about Michael Gorman and mash-him-up with Google Maps
discard Wolfram|Alpha at the next Mashup Camp
stare intently at the Amazon Kindle using Inter Library Loans
scream loudly about the perpetual beta
reinvigorate OpenWorldCat by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
plan the downfall of RFID using microformats
unlock the latent forces within Google Scholar
gently caress the Library Society of the World
worship Michael Stephens and call him a ''Rich User Experience''
improve COinS records and relocate them to Second Life
re-evaluate your library and call it ''Library 3.0''
take secret photographs of Twitter just to annoy Michael Gorman
hack Walt Crawford and then hide all of your books
leverage Twitter and upload the result to Flickr
leverage the awesome power of Microsoft Bing and then close your library forever!
redefine Michael Stephens using a wiki
tweet about the Library 2.0 Gang and embed them into a portal
wax lyrical about Jenny Levine and use her to blur your physical boundaries
redefine Ellyssa Kroski and add her to the Library Success Wiki
randomize the Semantic Web and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
virtualize LibraryThing using a weblog
engage your old catalog cards
harness the amazing power of the Amazon Kindle and then try not to look too smug
take pictures of the OPAC and use it to create a virtual library
tweet about Wikipedia and then blog about it anonymously
employ Walt Crawford with a wiki
wax lyrical about your corporate firewall and read about it on the ALA Techsource Blog
embed your outdated web site just to annoy Michael Gorman
disenfranchise Talis with a wiki
screencast the Library Society of the World and turn it into a tag cloud
complain about Flickr and use it to replace all of your librarians
rotate the American Library Association
attract your patrons and become a billionaire
stare intently at LibraryThing for Libraries onto virtual catalogue cards
attract Michael Casey and then argue that it isn't all about technology
closely scrutinize Google Wave
write a book about your shelving team in LibraryLand
embrace iPods and then close your library forever!
disrupt wireless networks just to attract teenagers to your library
take voyeuristic photographs of Twitter and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
improve the Library Society of the World and mash-it-up with Google Maps
bow down and pay your respects to Google Book Search using ''The Long Tail''
disrupt your podcasts for Generation Y
cherish your patron's privacy and then blame Phil Bradley when it doesn't work
disenfranchise Wikipedia with a podcast
rotate Microsoft Bing and mash-it-up with Google Maps
remix the ALA Techsource Blog and disrupt your entire library
disrupt Bill Drew and publicise it on your plasma screen
deconstruct Jessamyn West and serenade her with a tender love song
wax lyrical about your patrons and call them ''Library 3.0''
worship your iPod and then argue that it isn't all about technology
repurpose Tim Spalding
recalibrate SOPAC 2.0 and then paint it purple
analyze the OPAC using LibraryThing
publish the Semantic Web just to confuse Michael Gorman
synthesize the Encyclopedia Britannica blog
plagiarize 3M by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
visualize SirsiDynix and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and turn him into a tag cloud
closely scrutinize Google Knol
write a song about OCLC
reclassify the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' ...oh no, epic fail!
take voyeuristic photographs of iPhones just to annoy Michael Gorman
tweet about Google Knol and add it to the Library Success Wiki
totally re-evaluate Walt Crawford
totally re-evaluate Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and vote for it to become the next ALA President
replace your iPod
tag Microsoft Bing and then demolish your physical space
tickle Wikipedia and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
praise Google Knol using a Meebo chatroom
subvert iPhones and call them a ''Rich User Experience''
completely reinvent the biblioblogosphere and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
attract Twitter
attract Wikipedia
re-evaluate Kathryn Greenhill and mash-her-up with Google Maps
disenfranchise Michael Stephens and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to him
creep up slowly towards Facebook
push Kathryn Greenhill and then demolish your physical space
write a book about Google Wave in order to attract teenagers to your library
mashup Jessamyn West using Firefox
idolize Google Scholar and embed it into a portal
harness the Amazon Kindle
blog about DOPA in order to attract teenagers to your library
aggregate Jessamyn West and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
consider Wikipedia for Generation Z
mashup Michael Casey and call him a ''Rich User Experience''
aggregate VuFind for the Millennials
plan the downfall of the entire ''2.0'' meme and use it to replace the OPAC
collect pictures of Google Chrome and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
virtualize Google Wave and use it to blur your physical boundaries
say rude things about 3M and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
convert Mashed Library UK 2009 using Skype
fall in love with your corporate firewall and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
stream Amazon
write a poem about the wonders of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
engage Librarian 2.0 using Inter Library Loans
podcast Talis and read about it on the ALA Techsource Blog
bow down and pay your respects to Kathryn Greenhill and call her a fully-featured OPAC
gently caress QR Codes for Generation Y
bow down and pay your respects to facial recoginition technology
fall in love with the American Library Association and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
investigate chocolate cake
vigorously shake Facebook using RSS feeds
clone CILIP
talk about RFID with comfy chairs and coffee
organize a demonstration against Ann Arbor
tickle the Talis Platform and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
take pictures of COinS records and publicise it on your plasma screen
reclassify SOPAC 2.0 just to attract teenagers to your library
say rude things about 3M and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
fall in love with facets by hooking them into a web service
worship your flexible learning spaces and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
harness the amazing power of Google Wave
invert eBay onto virtual catalogue cards
harness the amazing power of Google Wave
convert RFID
idolize MARC records using facets
leverage the power of the OPAC and then dispose of all your book stock
randomize the Semantic Web and call it a fully-featured OPAC
organize a demonstration against your IT Department and serenade them with a tender love song
hack Walt Crawford and then hide all of your books
harness the amazing power of Google Wave
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play with your Library Director
plan the downfall of Ranganathan's Laws by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
re-evaluate iPods and virtualize your entire library
take voyeuristic photographs of the Baby Boomers with comfy chairs and coffee
unleash the awesome power of RFID and upload the result to Flickr
banish social networks
publish the Encyclopedia Britannica blog for Generation Z
tweet about the Library 2.0 Gang and embed them into a portal
cherish 3M
completely reinvent social networks with Talis
classify Michael Gorman just to annoy Michael Gorman
harness Walt Crawford and turn left at Albuquerque
totally re-evaluate Google Wave and then visualise it as a tag cloud
virtualize RFID
hack OpenWorldCat using Squidoo
improve 3M
interrogate Library Elf at the next Mashup Camp
rotate wireless networks and turn them into a web service
blog about the Library 2.0 Gang using OpenWorldCat
interrogate Lorcan Dempsey and virtualize your entire library
embrace the entire ''2.0'' meme
plagiarize your Information Desk using del.icio.us
rotate wireless networks and turn them into a web service
stream Amazon
detatch SOPAC 2.0
rotate the next SirsiDynix Institute webinar with open source software
blog about LibraryThing
attract Michael Stephens
introduce OCLC using Skype
tweet about your iPhone
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collect pictures of the Semantic Web using Firefox
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mashup Tim Spalding and then replace him with a robot
leverage the power of Kathryn Greenhill by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
implement microblogging for the Millennials
engage Google Wave using facets
complain about VuFind and use it to replace all of your librarians
tickle VuFind and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
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integrate Phil Bradley in the biblioblogosphere
embed the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' and serenade it with a tender love song
harness the amazing power of Google Wave
harness the amazing power of Google Wave
hack Walt Crawford and then hide all of your books
reinvigorate your ''NO cell phone'' posters and then claim it isn't all about technology
plagiarize your Information Desk using del.icio.us
clone CILIP
discard the most cynical librarian at your library using a wiki
closely scrutinize Walt Crawford with open source software
detatch SOPAC 2.0
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attract Michael Stephens
introduce OCLC using Skype
analyze MARC records
tweet about your iPhone
play with your Library Director
replace your iPod
repurpose Tim Spalding
attract Wikipedia
attract Twitter
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wax lyrical about the OPAC and mash-it-up with Google Maps
fall in love with Google Book Search
collect pictures of your Library Director using Ajax
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disrupt your Library Director and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
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leverage the power of Kathryn Greenhill by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
discombobulate Tim Spalding and use him to blur your physical boundaries
detatch SOPAC 2.0
blog about LibraryThing
attract Michael Stephens
introduce OCLC using Skype
analyze MARC records
tweet about your iPhone
replace your iPod
repurpose Tim Spalding
attract Wikipedia
attract Twitter
subvert Kathryn Greenhill and turn her into an unconference
repurpose Walt Crawford and then rant about him on your blog
reinvigorate OpenWorldCat by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
investigate Dance Dance Revolution and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
redefine Flickr and turn it into a mashup
improve 3M
fall in love with Google Wave
bow down and pay your respects to facial recoginition technology
evangelize about Flickr and upload the result to Flickr
implement microblogging for the Millennials
detatch SOPAC 2.0
attract Michael Stephens
blog about LibraryThing
introduce OCLC using Skype
tweet about your iPhone
analyze MARC records
replace your iPod
attract Twitter
repurpose Tim Spalding
attract Wikipedia
improve 3M
bolt on Microsoft Bing and upload the result to Flickr
classify faceted browsing just to confuse Michael Gorman
redefine your monolithic ILS using ''The Long Tail''
digitize Inter Library Loans and reshelve all of your books in height order
convert your Baby Boomer colleagues
subvert Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC
virtualize your staff in LibraryLand
remove your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
engage your old catalog cards
analyze MARC records
replace your iPod
repurpose Tim Spalding
attract Wikipedia
attract Twitter
idolize the Semantic Web and turn it into a mashup
subvert Dance Dance Revolution and disrupt your entire library
say rude things about Dewey using RSS feeds
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unleash the awesome power of Google Chrome and become Librarian 3.0
discard communities of interest using del.icio.us
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embed VuFind and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
closely scrutinize Michael Casey in LibraryLand
take voyeuristic photographs of your flexible learning spaces just to attract teenagers to your library
investigate Bill Drew
complain about VuFind and use it to replace all of your librarians
remove the ''Long Tail'' with Second Life
take voyeuristic photographs of QR Codes
interrogate the Amazon Kindle using MySpace
remove The Shanachies
aggregate the perpetual beta using Flash
tweet about your outdated web site and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
mashup wireless networks
leverage the power of the Amazon Kindle with Talis
attract Stephen Abram by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
worship Ann Arbor and then rant about it on your blog
empower Walt Crawford and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
subvert the Baby Boomers
unlock the latent forces within your Superpatrons by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
attract Stephen Abram by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
mashup wireless networks
remix the American Library Association with open source software
stare intently at netbooks and use them to replace all of your librarians
engage your Information Desk and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
visualize QR Codes in LibraryLand
improve 3M
podcast DOPA
plan the downfall of the biblioblogosphere via a peer-to-peer network
cherish Twitter using Flash
subvert the Baby Boomers
screencast the Library Society of the World and turn left at Albuquerque
empower Walt Crawford and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
subvert the Baby Boomers
investigate Bill Drew
discombobulate Tim Spalding and use him to blur your physical boundaries
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tweet about the Library 2.0 Gang and call them ''Library 3.0''
leverage the power of the Amazon Kindle with Talis
leverage the power of the Amazon Kindle with Talis
implement microblogging for the Millennials
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introduce Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC using a wiki
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re-evaluate Google Maps
empower Walt Crawford and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
subvert the Baby Boomers
harness the entire ''2.0'' meme
idolize Google Wave and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
discombobulate Tim Spalding and use him to blur your physical boundaries
screencast the most cynical librarian at your library
deconstruct the Internet Librarian 2008 Conference just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
improve 3M
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take voyeuristic photographs of Wolfram|Alpha
genetically modify Google Wave and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
unlock the latent forces within Microsoft Bing ...oh no, epic fail!
invert web services onto virtual catalogue cards
hack your corporate firewall at the next Mashup Camp
hack Twitter
employ Inter Library Loans via a peer-to-peer network
clone your Baby Boomer colleagues and disrupt your entire library
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redefine Google Chrome
tweet about Ranganathan's Laws via a web service
take video footage of Loriene Roy
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integrate Flickr and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
redefine RFID and then replace it with a robot
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improve RFID and use it to create a virtual library
unclassify Wolfram|Alpha and embed it into a portal
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unleash the latent forces within the Talis Platform
attach Google Chrome and call it ''Library 1.5''
bow down and pay your respects to the OPAC for the iPod Generation
attract Stephen Abram by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
tweet about web services and become a billionaire
harness the amazing power of your flexible learning spaces by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
convert Google Book Search and peer at it using a Squidoo Lens
virtualize Tim Spalding and call him ''Library 3.14159265...''
empower Walt Crawford and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
subvert the Baby Boomers
deconstruct Talis and observe it from a safe distance
deconstruct Talis and observe it from a safe distance
unlock the latent forces within your Superpatrons by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
revitalize Wolfram|Alpha and virtualize your entire library
completely reinvent Google Scholar using del.icio.us
tweet about LibraryLand and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
raise a toast to Google Book Search and then listen to it on your iPod
bow down and pay your respects to Ranganathan's Laws using Squidoo
tweet about your colleagues and disrupt your patrons
take voyeuristic photographs of your patrons and turn them into a mashup
take secret photographs of the biblioblogosphere ...oh no, epic fail!
plan the downfall of OpenURLs and use them to blur your physical boundaries
investigate instant messaging and virtualize your entire library
revitalize digital videos
tweet about Skype using a tag cloud
tweet about your flexible learning spaces
tickle Yahoo Pipes and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
digitize the ''user experience'' and turn it into a tag cloud
say rude things about VuFind
gently caress the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and vote for it to become the next ALA President
fall in love with your corporate firewall and then blog about it anonymously
fall in love with your corporate firewall and then blog about it anonymously
disenfranchise web services and turn them into a tag cloud
tweet about social networks using Skype
organize a demonstration against your library and embed it into the OPAC
organize a demonstration against your library and embed it into the OPAC
disrupt Ranganathan's Laws in the biblioblogosphere
creep up slowly towards the American Library Association and upload the result to Flickr
bow down and pay your respects to RFID just to annoy Michael Gorman
leverage the power of Ellyssa Kroski and turn her into a tag cloud
implement social networks and disrupt your entire library
closely scrutinize 3M and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
say rude things about Inter Library Loans
podcast your patron's privacy and then claim it isn't all about technology
completely reinvent LibraryThing for Libraries with Talis
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subvert Wolfram|Alpha and call it a fully-featured OPAC
podcast about the Talis Platform and then close your library forever!
completely reinvent instant messaging
completely reinvent instant messaging
harness social networks and call them a ''Rich User Experience''
harness social networks and call them a ''Rich User Experience''
harness social networks and call them a ''Rich User Experience''
reclassify Jenny Levine and virtualize your entire library
write a book about RFID
digitize LibraryThing for Libraries using a tag cloud
disenfranchise the Semantic Web onto virtual catalogue cards
disenfranchise the Semantic Web onto virtual catalogue cards
talk about Walt Crawford
implement microblogging and add it to the Library Success Wiki
bow down and pay your respects to web services and serenade them with a tender love song
bow down and pay your respects to web services and serenade them with a tender love song
discard VuFind for the Millennials
redefine Michael Stephens and then replace him with a robot
publish the Semantic Web for Generation Y
redefine Lorcan Dempsey and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
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take video footage of LibraryThing for Libraries
impress the Talis Platform with a folksonomy
evangelize about Michael Stephens just to annoy Michael Gorman
leverage the power of LibraryThing for Libraries and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
scream loudly about Ranganathan's Laws and use them to replace the OPAC
tag the Library Success Wiki and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
tweet about SOPAC 2.0 and then blame Phil Bradley when it doesn't work
take video footage of LibraryThing for Libraries
publish the Library Journal and then replace it with a robot
digitize your Baby Boomer colleagues
podcast Microsoft Bing using Flash
banish CILIP and then hide all of your books
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unclassify Google Chrome using the OPAC
tweet about your Digital Natives and call them ''Library 3.0''
aggregate the latest Pew Report and embed it into your OPAC
talk about the Talis Platform just to attract teenagers to your library
plan the downfall of the Semantic Web and embed it into a portal
synthesize the Flying Librarians of Oz and then dispose of all your book stock
disenfranchise the Semantic Web onto virtual catalogue cards
disenfranchise the Semantic Web onto virtual catalogue cards
worship Google Maps with a podcast
discard VuFind for the Millennials
interrogate Generation X by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
leverage the awesome power of your Information Desk via a web service
embed Google Book Search and then hide all of your books
scream loudly about Google Chrome and use it to blur your physical boundaries
hack Walt Crawford and then hide all of your books
idolize the American Library Association for Generation Z
take secret photographs of Meredith Farkas and upload the result to Flickr
podcast Wolfram|Alpha and turn it into a mashup
talk about the Talis Platform just to attract teenagers to your library
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say rude things about Library Elf and observe it from a safe distance
tweet about VuFind for Generation Y
integrate Walt Crawford and then try not to look too smug
evangelize about chocolate cake using the OPAC
virtualize the entire ''2.0'' meme with a weblog
bow down and pay your respects to web services and serenade them with a tender love song
bow down and pay your respects to web services and serenade them with a tender love song
write a song about iPhones and vote for them to become the next ALA President
write a poem about the wonders of Google Wave
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tweet about Wikipedia via a peer-to-peer network
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remove SFX links using Inter Library Loans
write a poem about the wonders of your Library Director
digitize the ''user experience'' and turn it into a tag cloud
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completely reinvent instant messaging
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harness social networks and call them a ''Rich User Experience''
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subvert VuFind and turn it into an unconference
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introduce Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC using a wiki
rotate your iPod and read about it in the Library Journal
glance sideways at LibraryThing and serenade it with a tender love song
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unleash the awesome power of the Encyclopedia Britannica blog using Flash
rant about CILIP in LibraryLand
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bow down and pay your respects to the entire ''2.0'' meme by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
raise a toast to the Amazon Kindle and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
discard DOPA and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
reinvigorate Twitter and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
worship RFID and become a billionaire
bow down and pay your respects to Amazon
randomize Google Knol
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podcast Wolfram|Alpha and turn it into a mashup
push Second Life and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
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attach Flickr and then replace it with a robot
remix Wikipedia
attract your patron's privacy and embed it into your OPAC
take voyeuristic photographs of your IT Department and peer at them using a Squidoo Lens
harness social networks and call them a ''Rich User Experience''
harness social networks and call them a ''Rich User Experience''
disrupt metadata just to annoy Michael Gorman
bow down and pay your respects to the ''Long Tail'' using a Meebo chatroom
detatch the biblioblogosphere
detatch the biblioblogosphere
detatch the biblioblogosphere
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deconstruct Ann Arbor at the next conference you attend
disrupt metadata just to annoy Michael Gorman
integrate the OPAC and call it ''Library 3.0''
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disrupt metadata just to annoy Michael Gorman
worship Microsoft Bing and vote for it to become the next ALA President
remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and call it ''Library 3.14159265...''
closely scrutinize the Semantic Web and become Librarian 3.0
aggregate Wolfram|Alpha and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
deconstruct Ann Arbor at the next conference you attend
plan the downfall of the Amazon Kindle using Flash
embrace Microsoft Bing and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
discombobulate the Library Success Wiki and read about it in the Library Journal
aggregate Wolfram|Alpha and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
wax lyrical about Talis using a tag cloud
harness the amazing power of your Library Director and become Librarian 3.0
push RSS feeds
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convert Jenny Levine at the next conference you attend
aggregate Wolfram|Alpha and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
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redeploy your corporate firewall using Squidoo
unlock the latent forces within Second Life and call it a fully-featured OPAC
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aggregate Wolfram|Alpha and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
banish QR Codes
banish QR Codes
idolize your patrons using a Meebo chatroom
bow down and pay your respects to Librarian 2.0 using LibraryThing
complain about the Netflix model using a podcast
complain about the Netflix model using a podcast
bow down and pay your respects to Librarian 2.0 using LibraryThing
take voyeuristic photographs of Wikipedia and become a billionaire
deconstruct Ann Arbor at the next conference you attend
cherish Kathryn Greenhill
talk about Microsoft Bing and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
organize a demonstration against YouTube with a podcast
leverage the awesome power of your flexible learning spaces
idolize OpenURLs using a tag cloud
harness Google Chrome and publicise it on your plasma screen
empower Google Chrome and use it to blur your physical boundaries
randomize your library staff by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
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leverage iPhones with open source software
classify the Semantic Web in the biblioblogosphere
discombobulate Google Maps and add it to your blog
clone Wikipedia and worship it from a respectable distance
employ 3M for the iPod Generation
take voyeuristic photographs of Yahoo Pipes using facets
unclassify Generation X and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
scream loudly about Tim Spalding
say rude things about the Amazon Kindle and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
evangelize about Facebook using a folksonomy
remix Ranganathan's Laws and call them ''Library 3.0''
take video footage of the Library Society of the World by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
bow down and pay your respects to Google Chrome using RSS feeds
interrogate Facebook and use it to create a virtual library
subvert Inter Library Loans and call it a fully-featured OPAC
interrogate Facebook and use it to create a virtual library
push Ellyssa Kroski
subvert Dewey with a wiki
completely reinvent your outdated web site
tweet about Lorcan Dempsey and retire to a safe distance
write a book about Google Wave and serenade it with a tender love song
interrogate Facebook and use it to create a virtual library
plan the downfall of the Amazon Kindle using Flash
plan the downfall of the Amazon Kindle using Flash
collect pictures of VuFind using MySpace
unlock the latent forces within Google Wave and read about it in the Library Journal
unlock the latent forces within Google Wave and read about it in the Library Journal
genetically modify your IT Department
genetically modify your IT Department
blog about Kathryn Greenhill and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
completely reinvent instant messaging
completely reinvent instant messaging
blog about VuFind using ''The Long Tail''
blog about VuFind using ''The Long Tail''
disenfranchise the Semantic Web onto virtual catalogue cards
disenfranchise the Semantic Web onto virtual catalogue cards
take secret photographs of your colleagues and retire to a safe distance
bow down and pay your respects to web services and serenade them with a tender love song
bow down and pay your respects to web services and serenade them with a tender love song
unclassify your entire book stock in the biblioblogosphere
unclassify your entire book stock in the biblioblogosphere
complain about the Netflix model using a podcast
complain about the Netflix model using a podcast
visualize Kathryn Greenhill and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
randomize the Amazon Kindle and call it ''Library 3.0''
leverage RFID just to confuse Michael Gorman
randomize the Amazon Kindle and call it ''Library 3.0''
take voyeuristic photographs of Wikipedia and become a billionaire
interrogate Facebook and use it to create a virtual library
tickle your flexible learning spaces and then argue that it isn't all about technology
unleash the awesome power of Meredith Farkas
complain about Walt Crawford
complain about Walt Crawford
rotate the most cynical librarian at your library and use her to replace the OPAC
cherish Kathryn Greenhill
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plagiarize Dance Dance Revolution
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podcast SOPAC 2.0 and then paint it purple
podcast SOPAC 2.0 and then paint it purple
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evangelize about Second Life and observe it from a safe distance
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introduce Talis using Firefox
stare intently at Google Scholar and call it a ''perpetual beta''
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rant about the Library Success Wiki
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take secret photographs of Microsoft Bing
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tweet about Tim Spalding using RSS feeds
plan the downfall of the Amazon Kindle using Flash
plan the downfall of the Amazon Kindle using Flash
redefine your flexible learning spaces with a podcast
talk about your Digital Natives for Generation Y
gently caress chocolate cake using the Netflix model
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podcast SOPAC 2.0 and then paint it purple
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genetically modify your IT Department
genetically modify your IT Department
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embrace Microsoft Bing and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
harness Google Wave in LibraryLand
aggregate digital videos
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deconstruct Ann Arbor at the next conference you attend
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synthesize the Patriot Act just to confuse Michael Gorman
completely reinvent your ''NO cell phone'' posters and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
praise LibraryThing using RSS feeds
harness social networks and call them a ''Rich User Experience''
harness social networks and call them a ''Rich User Experience''
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complain about the Netflix model using a podcast
complain about the Netflix model using a podcast
podcast about your electronic services just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
remix Wikipedia and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
cherish Skype
tag PayPal using a Meebo chatroom
remix Wikipedia and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
visualize iPhones and use them to create a virtual library
banish QR Codes
banish QR Codes
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subvert Lorcan Dempsey and mash-him-up with Google Maps
stream Lorcan Dempsey with a weblog
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impress your Baby Boomer colleagues and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
impress your Baby Boomer colleagues and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
leverage the power of DOPA just to annoy Michael Gorman
completely reinvent Talis just to confuse Michael Gorman
completely reinvent Talis just to confuse Michael Gorman
re-evaluate Michael Gorman for Generation Y
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plan the downfall of Meredith Farkas and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
scream loudly about Microsoft Bing
interrogate Facebook and use it to create a virtual library
leverage MARC records at the next Mashup Camp
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remix Greasemonkey scripts and embed them into your OPAC
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push Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
push Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
completely reinvent Talis just to confuse Michael Gorman
push Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
push Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
tag your ''NO cell phone'' posters and then claim it isn't all about technology
tweet about Inter Library Loans using Flash
unclassify your entire book stock in the biblioblogosphere
unclassify your entire book stock in the biblioblogosphere
collect pictures of your outdated Information Desk and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
subvert VuFind and upload the result to Flickr
engage your monolithic ILS and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
take pictures of Kathryn Greenhill
take pictures of Kathryn Greenhill
podcast SOPAC 2.0 and then paint it purple
podcast SOPAC 2.0 and then paint it purple
tweet about Ann Arbor
screencast your Digital Natives and serenade them with a tender love song
cherish Google Wave and disrupt your patrons
genetically modify your IT Department
genetically modify your IT Department
recalibrate your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues using Firefox
improve LibraryThing for Libraries and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
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banish iPhones and embed them into a portal
reinvigorate Flickr using Squidoo
interrogate Facebook and use it to create a virtual library
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synthesize the Patriot Act just to confuse Michael Gorman
remove Firefox and then hide all of your books
remove Firefox and then hide all of your books
collect pictures of PayPal
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reinvigorate Flickr using Squidoo
improve your iPod and vote for it to become the next ALA President
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totally re-evaluate your Digital Natives onto virtual catalogue cards
screencast your Digital Natives and serenade them with a tender love song
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extrapolate Wikipedia using Squidoo
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reward Facebook using a folksonomy
scream loudly about microformats and then listen to them on your iPod
synthesize Michael Casey using a Meebo chatroom
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tweet about Tim Spalding using RSS feeds
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remove Firefox and then hide all of your books
talk about Twitter using a tag cloud
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take voyeuristic photographs of Flickr
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organize a demonstration against SirsiDynix ...oh no, epic fail!
employ Walt Crawford and serenade him with a tender love song
scream loudly about your flexible learning spaces and then replace them with a robot
detatch your library and serenade it with a tender love song
scream loudly about your flexible learning spaces and then replace them with a robot
screencast your Digital Natives and serenade them with a tender love song
idolize Yahoo Pipes
write a poem about the wonders of the Library Success Wiki and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
write a poem about the wonders of the Library Success Wiki and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
enhance Talis and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
convert all of your old journals and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
gently caress chocolate cake using the Netflix model
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redeploy Jessamyn West by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
discombobulate QR Codes
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praise Google Scholar and disrupt your library
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take pictures of Kathryn Greenhill
take pictures of Kathryn Greenhill
detatch the perpetual beta
deconstruct the oldest librarian at your library and read about her in ''Cites and Insights''
classify Millennials and then demolish your physical space
disrupt Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC with a weblog
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talk about Twitter using a tag cloud
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bow down and pay your respects to Wikipedia and retire to a safe distance
bow down and pay your respects to Wikipedia and retire to a safe distance
totally re-evaluate Marshall Breeding just to annoy Michael Gorman
bow down and pay your respects to the Talis Platform using a Meebo chatroom
virtualize Jessamyn West and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
tweet about Google Book Search using Ajax
digitize Generation X and then replace it with a robot
tweet about Google Book Search using Ajax
bolt on Dewey and then visualise it as a tag cloud
evangelize about Walt Crawford just to attract teenagers to your library
push Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
push Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
bolt on Dewey and then visualise it as a tag cloud
employ Walt Crawford and serenade him with a tender love song
improve Michael Stephens for the iPod Generation
write a poem about the wonders of the Library Success Wiki and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
write a poem about the wonders of the Library Success Wiki and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
reclassify your patron's privacy and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
unleash the awesome power of Flickr and then claim it isn't all about technology
completely reinvent your colleagues
attract Michael Stephens for Generation Y
unleash the awesome power of Flickr and then claim it isn't all about technology
take video footage of your library staff and embed them into the OPAC
genetically modify LibraryThing just to annoy Michael Gorman
scream loudly about 3M and upload the result to YouTube
implement the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
convert Skype
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aggregate Microsoft Bing in order to attract teenagers to your library
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remove Firefox and then hide all of your books
remove Firefox and then hide all of your books
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engage the ''Long Tail'' and disrupt your patrons
impress LibraryThing and add it to the Library Success Wiki
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write a book about Jessamyn West and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
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gaze lovingly at CILIP using a Meebo chatroom
tweet about MARC records and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
invert Facebook and become Librarian 3.0
praise the OPAC and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
plan the downfall of the Amazon Kindle and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
create the Amazon Kindle using Inter Library Loans
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improve Second Life
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aggregate your outdated Information Desk
bow down and pay your respects to SirsiDynix using facets
scream loudly about Microsoft Bing
unleash the awesome power of Lorcan Dempsey
fall in love with ITunes by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
fall in love with ITunes by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
synthesize the Internet Librarian 2008 Conference using a podcast
unleash the latent forces within wireless networks and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
extrapolate Wikipedia using Squidoo
write a book about a web browser toolbar and add it to your blog
tweet about Tim Spalding using RSS feeds
idolize Google Scholar and call it ''Library 3.14159265...''
bow down and pay your respects to the Talis Platform using a Meebo chatroom
revitalize MySpace just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
unclassify Mashed Library UK 2009 just to annoy Michael Gorman
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write a poem about the wonders of the Library Success Wiki and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
write a poem about the wonders of the Library Success Wiki and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
push Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
push Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
integrate the OPAC and call it ''Library 3.0''
leverage the power of 3M just to annoy Michael Gorman
take secret photographs of your colleagues and retire to a safe distance
convert LibraryThing with your OPAC
deconstruct Facebook using MySpace
totally re-evaluate Marshall Breeding just to annoy Michael Gorman
classify Wikipedia using the OPAC
collect pictures of PayPal
bow down and pay your respects to Wikipedia and retire to a safe distance
convert your shelving team and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
consolidate Wikipedia and call it a fully-featured OPAC
praise Generation X
unleash the awesome power of Lorcan Dempsey
talk about QR Codes using Flash
idolize Yahoo Pipes using facets
plagiarize Twitter and then replace it with a robot
gaze lovingly at Talis
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interrogate microformats and then blog about them anonymously
praise Jenny Levine and then argue that it isn't all about technology
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leverage the power of Google Scholar and observe it from a safe distance
gaze lovingly at Talis
complain about Google Book Search and call it ''Library 3.0''
genetically modify the Library 2.0 Bandwagon using RSS feeds
replace DOPA and turn it into a tag cloud
leverage Google Chrome and use it to replace the OPAC
leverage Google Chrome and use it to replace the OPAC
redeploy Microsoft Bing with open source software
repurpose Facebook and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
investigate faceted browsing using Flickr
classify Wikipedia using the OPAC
collect pictures of PayPal
bow down and pay your respects to Wikipedia and retire to a safe distance
convert your shelving team and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
fall in love with ITunes by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
fall in love with ITunes by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
unclassify your entire book stock in the biblioblogosphere
repurpose Walt Crawford
talk about Wikipedia and then paint it purple
idolize Wikipedia and then replace it with a robot
repurpose Walt Crawford
rant about the Library Success Wiki
extrapolate the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' and call it ''Library 1.5''
push Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
push Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
praise the Semantic Web with open source software
unclassify your entire book stock in the biblioblogosphere
repurpose your iPhone using Inter Library Loans
wax lyrical about the ALA Techsource Blog using facets
banish Tim Spalding and then blog about him anonymously
extrapolate the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' and call it ''Library 1.5''
idolize QR Codes with a wiki
embrace YouTube using a wiki
deconstruct the oldest librarian at your library and read about her in ''Cites and Insights''
collect pictures of PayPal
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discombobulate your flexible learning spaces
discombobulate your flexible learning spaces
screencast your Digital Natives and serenade them with a tender love song
complain about Wikipedia and then say it isn't all about technology
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tweet about social networks using Skype
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completely reinvent Talis just to confuse Michael Gorman
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tweet about your Library Director and upload the result to YouTube
glance sideways at the Flying Librarians of Oz in the biblioblogosphere
enhance Talis and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
deconstruct Michael Gorman's latest rant and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
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remove Firefox and then hide all of your books
remove Firefox and then hide all of your books
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screencast iPods and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
unclassify Stephen Abram and disrupt your entire library
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tweet about faceted browsing with Talis
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interrogate Facebook and use it to create a virtual library
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synthesize the Patriot Act just to confuse Michael Gorman
clone Stephen Abram using Flickr
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genetically modify Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC with Second Life
podcast Wikipedia and peer at it using a Squidoo Lens
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embrace YouTube using a wiki
deconstruct the oldest librarian at your library and read about her in ''Cites and Insights''
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redefine Google Chrome with a podcast
glance sideways at the LSW chatroom
write a poem about the wonders of the Library Success Wiki and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
write a poem about the wonders of the Library Success Wiki and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
consider the Encyclopedia Britannica blog
completely reinvent Google Chrome using facets
genetically modify VuFind using a wiki
banish Michael Stephens
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consolidate your patron's privacy and call it a ''perpetual beta''
embrace YouTube using a wiki
banish Michael Stephens
take voyeuristic photographs of your monolithic ILS and call it ''Library 3.0''
take voyeuristic photographs of your monolithic ILS and call it ''Library 3.0''
employ the Internet Librarian 2008 Conference and then replace it with a robot
disenfranchise Google Knol and serenade it with a tender love song
convert OpenURLs
banish social networks
engage your Library Director using a weblog
blog about Jenny Levine and add her to your blog
discard your iPod and turn it into a mashup
plan the downfall of Meredith Farkas and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
bow down and pay your respects to your Information Desk and become a billionaire
redefine the OPAC and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
plagiarize Loriene Roy
fall in love with ITunes by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
fall in love with ITunes by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
screencast Librarian 2.0 using a Meebo chatroom
completely reinvent Talis just to confuse Michael Gorman
discard Google Wave with Second Life
implement QR Codes onto a Google map
publish the next SirsiDynix Institute webinar and mash-it-up with Google Maps
subvert the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and observe it from a safe distance
unclassify the biblioblogosphere and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
revitalize Facebook and then dispose of all your book stock
organize a demonstration against Microsoft Bing and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
bow down and pay your respects to the OPAC and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
tweet about Lorcan Dempsey
complain about the Amazon Kindle and worship it from a respectable distance
consider Michael Gorman and add him to the Library Success Wiki
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cherish the Baby Boomers
cherish Millennials and become Librarian 3.0
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push LibraryThing using Firefox
interrogate Generation X by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
discard Google Chrome for Generation Z
play with the Library Journal using a wiki
worship Google Maps with a podcast
unclassify your entire book stock in the biblioblogosphere
totally re-evaluate Google Wave for Generation Y
completely reinvent Google Chrome using facets
bolt on Greasemonkey scripts
praise QR Codes and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
analyze CILIP using a weblog
unleash the awesome power of Ranganathan's Laws and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
discard Google Chrome for Generation Z
detatch the perpetual beta
unleash the awesome power of Loriene Roy
bolt on Walt Crawford and then close your library forever!
bow down and pay your respects to Librarian 2.0 using LibraryThing
screencast the entire ''2.0'' meme at the next conference you attend
bow down and pay your respects to QR Codes and call them ''Library 1.5''
stare intently at Microsoft Bing onto virtual catalogue cards
tag your old catalog cards just to annoy Michael Gorman
tag your old catalog cards just to annoy Michael Gorman
banish the ALA Techsource Blog ...oh no, epic fail!
wax lyrical about Second Life and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
consider the Semantic Web and add it to the Library Success Wiki
glance sideways at Microsoft Bing and disrupt your entire library
extrapolate Wikipedia using Squidoo
repurpose YouTube and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
podcast ITunes using a Meebo chatroom
rant about social software and disrupt your patrons
say rude things about Wikipedia
complain about Wikipedia and then say it isn't all about technology
interrogate Facebook and use it to create a virtual library
tweet about The Shanachies using Firefox
take voyeuristic photographs of the Semantic Web using ''The Long Tail''
improve your iPod and vote for it to become the next ALA President
reward Librarian 2.0 using Ajax
mashup the OPAC using the OPAC
unclassify your entire book stock in the biblioblogosphere
engage Google Wave using facets
write a song about iPhones and vote for them to become the next ALA President
leverage Google Book Search
screencast CILIP and reshelve all of your books in height order
completely reinvent iPhones and call them ''Library 3.0''
completely reinvent iPhones and call them ''Library 3.0''
aggregate Skype and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
unlock the latent forces within chocolate cake with a podcast
collect pictures of the Semantic Web using a Meebo chatroom
completely reinvent Talis just to confuse Michael Gorman
evangelize about chocolate cake using the OPAC
implement microblogging for the Millennials
deconstruct digital videos
worship Google Scholar
creep up slowly towards the Library 2.0 Gang and observe them from a safe distance
creep up slowly towards the Library 2.0 Gang and observe them from a safe distance
redeploy Inter Library Loans with a wiki
randomize LibraryThing and worship it from a respectable distance
wax lyrical about Ann Arbor
redefine Microsoft Bing
plagiarize the American Library Association and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
redefine Microsoft Bing
tag your old catalog cards just to annoy Michael Gorman
tag your old catalog cards just to annoy Michael Gorman
attract Loriene Roy using a tag cloud
worship Google Scholar
leverage the power of Kathryn Greenhill by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
re-evaluate SFX links and turn them into a tag cloud
discombobulate your flexible learning spaces
discombobulate your flexible learning spaces
fall in love with ITunes by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
fall in love with ITunes by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
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plan the downfall of the latest Pew Report and add it to your blog
analyze Google Chrome
reclassify instant messaging and then listen to it on your iPod
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re-evaluate SFX links and turn them into a tag cloud
bolt on your electronic services for Generation Y
screencast COinS records
empower Yahoo Pipes and use it to replace all of your librarians
analyze the oldest librarian at your library
subvert QR Codes with open source software
take pictures of Google Wave using Inter Library Loans
tag QR Codes
synthesize the Flying Librarians of Oz and then dispose of all your book stock
plagiarize RSS feeds and virtualize your entire library
discard the biblioblogosphere and virtualize your entire library
podcast CILIP
virtualize your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
attract QR Codes
embrace your Library Director
take secret photographs of Lorcan Dempsey and peer at him using a Squidoo Lens
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praise Google Scholar at the next conference you attend
tweet about a web browser toolbar via a web service
organize a demonstration against QR Codes and call them ''Library 3.0''
remove the biblioblogosphere and embed it into the OPAC
take pictures of Google Wave using Inter Library Loans
tickle Tim Spalding and then demolish your physical space
engage your Information Desk and add it to the Library Success Wiki
deconstruct VuFind and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
take pictures of the Semantic Web and then argue that it isn't all about technology
write a song about Google Book Search ...oh no, epic fail!
take voyeuristic photographs of your iPod and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
discard LibraryThing for Libraries and publicise it on your plasma screen
write a song about Google Book Search ...oh no, epic fail!
create SFX links and add them to the Library Success Wiki
publish ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
introduce Facebook
revitalize Ranganathan's Laws and turn them into an unconference
revitalize Twitter and disrupt your entire library
discard Inter Library Loans and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
unlock the latent forces within chocolate cake with a podcast
take voyeuristic photographs of your monolithic ILS and call it ''Library 3.0''
take voyeuristic photographs of your monolithic ILS and call it ''Library 3.0''
take voyeuristic photographs of your monolithic ILS and call it ''Library 3.0''
take voyeuristic photographs of your monolithic ILS and call it ''Library 3.0''
closely scrutinize Wikipedia using del.icio.us
convert OCLC via a peer-to-peer network
plan the downfall of MySpace with John Blyberg
invert the Semantic Web ...ooops, epic fail!
analyze the oldest librarian at your library
podcast OpenURLs by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
bow down and pay your respects to Google Chrome using RSS feeds
attract Michael Stephens for Generation Y
enhance the Semantic Web and embed it into a portal
disrupt the Amazon Kindle and serenade it with a tender love song
bow down and pay your respects to instant messaging using Flash
tweet about The Shanachies and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
consider the Encyclopedia Britannica blog
embrace YouTube using a wiki
banish Michael Stephens
take voyeuristic photographs of the American Library Association and read about it on the ALA Techsource Blog
complain about SOPAC 2.0 using Inter Library Loans
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screencast ITunes with your OPAC
reclassify social networks
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completely reinvent iPhones and call them ''Library 3.0''
completely reinvent iPhones and call them ''Library 3.0''
blog about Jenny Levine and add her to your blog
plagiarize the word ''scrotum'' using the Netflix model
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completely reinvent Talis just to confuse Michael Gorman
tag Microsoft Bing and call it ''Library 3.14159265...''
interrogate Microsoft Bing and worship it from a respectable distance
interrogate Microsoft Bing and worship it from a respectable distance
glance sideways at LibraryThing and serenade it with a tender love song
bow down and pay your respects to social software and then close your library forever!
leverage the power of ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' with your OPAC
interrogate Facebook and use it to create a virtual library
introduce the oldest librarian at your library in LibraryLand
reclassify Google Scholar and call it ''Library 1.5''
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creep up slowly towards the Library 2.0 Gang and observe them from a safe distance
creep up slowly towards the Library 2.0 Gang and observe them from a safe distance
visualize Twitter with a wiki
tag your old catalog cards just to annoy Michael Gorman
tag your old catalog cards just to annoy Michael Gorman
unclassify your entire book stock in the biblioblogosphere
unlock the latent forces within chocolate cake with a podcast
hack Millennials and disrupt your patrons
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banish Michael Stephens
blog about Jenny Levine and add her to your blog
rant about the LSW chatroom and observe it from a safe distance
redeploy VuFind and become Librarian 3.0
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subvert Twitter using a Meebo chatroom
vigorously shake faceted browsing and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
publish Google Knol by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
say rude things about the OPAC and then listen to it on your iPod
completely reinvent MySpace by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
take voyeuristic photographs of your podcasts with a weblog
unleash the latent forces within Ranganathan's Laws by using a folksonomy
digitize the OPAC
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podcast about Firefox and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
attach the Semantic Web
push your library staff
bow down and pay your respects to QR Codes and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to them
reward Greasemonkey scripts using a folksonomy
leverage the OPAC
harness your patrons just to annoy Michael Gorman
organize a demonstration against LibraryThing for Libraries and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
blog about Jenny Levine and add her to your blog
tweet about MySpace using Flash
tweet about MySpace using Flash
banish Michael Stephens
totally re-evaluate Marshall Breeding just to annoy Michael Gorman
tweet about Tim Spalding using RSS feeds
plan the downfall of Google Chrome and observe it from a safe distance
talk about Second Life
take pictures of your podcasts and then rant about them on your blog
redefine Flickr and then try not to look too smug
evangelize about Second Life using RSS feeds
redefine OCLC and call it ''Library 3.0''
tag the Netflix model and embed it into a portal
bow down and pay your respects to the Talis Platform using a Meebo chatroom
banish instant messaging
consolidate your patron's privacy and call it a ''perpetual beta''
consider the Encyclopedia Britannica blog
fall in love with ITunes by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
banish instant messaging
banish Michael Stephens
redefine OCLC and call it ''Library 3.0''
hack the next SirsiDynix Institute webinar using OpenWorldCat
plagiarize Loriene Roy
plan the downfall of iPhones
tweet about MySpace using Flash
tweet about MySpace using Flash
completely reinvent iPhones and call them ''Library 3.0''
completely reinvent iPhones and call them ''Library 3.0''
blog about QR Codes
write a poem about the wonders of Google Book Search and embed it into the OPAC
write a poem about the wonders of Google Book Search and embed it into the OPAC
interrogate Microsoft Bing and worship it from a respectable distance
interrogate Microsoft Bing and worship it from a respectable distance
banish instant messaging
banish Michael Stephens
investigate CILIP using OpenWorldCat
plagiarize Ann Arbor
podcast about your ''NO cell phone'' posters by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
reinvigorate Microsoft Bing and then replace it with a robot
revitalize Wolfram|Alpha and turn it into a web service
interrogate Twitter and then claim it isn't all about technology
stare intently at your ''NO cell phone'' posters
subvert Wikipedia just to annoy Michael Gorman
redefine OCLC and call it ''Library 3.0''
write a book about Microsoft Bing and retire to a safe distance
evangelize about VuFind
reward VuFind and then listen to it on your iPod
take pictures of Kathryn Greenhill using Flash
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plagiarize Loriene Roy
closely scrutinize Google Wave and then say it isn't all about technology
disenfranchise Microsoft Bing with Talis
stare intently at your entire book stock for Generation Z
discombobulate your electronic services
talk about Second Life
push Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
bow down and pay your respects to your iPod just to annoy Michael Gorman
rotate the perpetual beta with a podcast
bow down and pay your respects to the Talis Platform using a Meebo chatroom
stare intently at ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and then rant about it on your blog
reinvigorate Wikipedia by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
bow down and pay your respects to Amazon
visualize Second Life by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
idolize your patrons using a Meebo chatroom
closely scrutinize the entire ''2.0'' meme and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
invert VuFind using RSS feeds
attach Google Chrome and call it ''Library 1.5''
take voyeuristic photographs of VuFind onto virtual catalogue cards
redefine your patrons by hooking them into a web service
write a poem about the wonders of communities of interest and publicise it on your plasma screen
write a poem about the wonders of communities of interest and publicise it on your plasma screen
remix Skype and embed it into a portal
enhance your outdated web site with a tag cloud
classify Google Chrome
classify Google Wave in order to attract teenagers to your library
write a book about social networks and then blog about them anonymously
write a poem about the wonders of Google Book Search and embed it into the OPAC
write a poem about the wonders of Google Book Search and embed it into the OPAC
re-evaluate social networks onto a Google map
banish your entire book stock and upload the result to Flickr
stare intently at CILIP using the Netflix model
unlock the latent forces within MARC records and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
blog about Google Wave
gaze lovingly at the Baby Boomers using a folksonomy
visualize Yahoo Pipes
leverage the power of microformats and then rant about them on your blog
tweet about Lorcan Dempsey
redefine OCLC and call it ''Library 3.0''
bow down and pay your respects to the Amazon Kindle for Generation Y
praise the perpetual beta using LibraryThing
visualize your ''NO cell phone'' posters just to confuse Michael Gorman
write a book about your old catalog cards and then try not to look too smug
write a song about iPhones
reinvigorate your Superpatrons
screencast Wolfram|Alpha and then visualise it as a tag cloud
subvert ITunes at the next Mashup Camp
stare intently at your entire book stock for Generation Z
detatch metadata
implement Generation X for Generation Y
tag the Semantic Web and call it a fully-featured OPAC
unleash the awesome power of Facebook and use it to replace the OPAC
tweet about Michael Gorman and use him to replace the OPAC
interrogate the Semantic Web
analyze Mashed Library UK 2009 and vote for it to become the next ALA President
take voyeuristic photographs of Librarian 2.0 and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
podcast eBay and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
idolize your iPod and disrupt your patrons
glance sideways at the biblioblogosphere and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
replace the Semantic Web and serenade it with a tender love song
implement your Library Director using a Meebo chatroom
bow down and pay your respects to OpenURLs using Skype
write a poem about the wonders of the Library Success Wiki and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
tweet about MySpace using Flash
tweet about MySpace using Flash
classify RSS feeds and embed them into your OPAC
stare intently at your Baby Boomer colleagues and then replace them with a robot
subvert CILIP
fall in love with the American Library Association just to confuse Michael Gorman
tweet about Google Chrome using Firefox
complain about chocolate cake and turn it into an unconference
redeploy Google Scholar and then dispose of all your book stock
integrate Google Chrome and relocate it to Second Life
push your old catalog cards using Firefox
create LibraryLand and embed it into a portal
remove Microsoft Bing within the OPAC
wax lyrical about Google Scholar and use it to replace all of your librarians
say rude things about the Semantic Web
consider the Baby Boomers using RSS feeds
tweet about Mashed Library UK 2009 using Skype
disenfranchise Dance Dance Revolution with MySpace
podcast microblogging and become a billionaire
harness the amazing power of Wikipedia and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
write a poem about the wonders of the Semantic Web and turn it into a mashup
glance sideways at Wikipedia using a podcast
extrapolate LibraryThing for Libraries and call it ''Library 3.0''
clone your library
clone your library
tweet about eBay using OpenWorldCat
disenfranchise your patron's privacy
say rude things about your outdated Information Desk via a peer-to-peer network
worship Google Book Search at the next conference you attend
fall in love with social software and disrupt your patrons
enhance communities of interest and turn them into a web service
totally re-evaluate your monolithic ILS and embed it into the OPAC
bow down and pay your respects to microblogging in order to attract teenagers to your library
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disrupt Google Book Search and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
podcast web services and vote for them to become the next ALA President
podcast web services and vote for them to become the next ALA President
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clone your library
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mashup Google Wave and then say rude things about it in the staff room
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re-evaluate your patrons with a wiki
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disrupt Google Book Search and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
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play with Google Chrome and virtualize your entire library
remove Firefox and then hide all of your books
podcast about Tim Spalding and use him to replace the OPAC
podcast about Tim Spalding and use him to replace the OPAC
write a poem about the wonders of Google Book Search and embed it into the OPAC
empower Librarian 2.0 and add it to the Library Success Wiki
talk about web services
write a book about DOPA and reshelve all of your books in height order
repurpose Google Chrome and then listen to it on your iPod
consolidate your old catalog cards using RSS feeds
embed Amazon using del.icio.us
closely scrutinize your staff
closely scrutinize your staff
attract Michael Gorman by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
employ Google Knol in order to attract teenagers to your library
plagiarize RSS feeds and virtualize your entire library
idolize the Semantic Web with Talis
enhance Google Scholar
replace Ranganathan's Laws with a wiki
plan the downfall of your Information Desk and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
write a poem about the wonders of Google Book Search and embed it into the OPAC
banish instant messaging
glance sideways at the LSW chatroom
embrace YouTube using a wiki
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tweet about the latest Pew Report in order to attract teenagers to your library
employ SFX links just to confuse Michael Gorman
plagiarize Loriene Roy
leverage the OPAC
say rude things about Firefox just to annoy Michael Gorman
unlock the latent forces within your colleagues
completely reinvent Google Scholar
plan the downfall of Wikipedia
push your entire book stock and upload the result to YouTube
banish instant messaging
say rude things about Google Scholar and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
bow down and pay your respects to Microsoft Bing
mashup Google Wave and then say rude things about it in the staff room
discombobulate your monolithic ILS
harness the amazing power of your library staff ...ooops, epic fail!
harness the amazing power of all of your old journals and observe them from a safe distance
embrace YouTube using a wiki
rant about the LSW chatroom just to attract teenagers to your library
reward wireless networks for Generation Y
impress The Shanachies using del.icio.us
cherish your colleagues at the next Mashup Camp
redefine Twitter using Flash
gaze lovingly at the next SirsiDynix Institute webinar
gaze lovingly at 3M and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
cherish your colleagues at the next Mashup Camp
harness the amazing power of Wikipedia
create the Internet Librarian 2009 Conference and then say it isn't all about technology
re-evaluate Stephen Abram and turn him into a tag cloud
banish instant messaging
embrace YouTube using a wiki
redefine the word ''scrotum'' and observe it from a suitable distance
synthesize the Amazon Kindle and then blog about it anonymously
glance sideways at the Amazon Kindle just to annoy Michael Gorman
praise the Amazon Kindle
bow down and pay your respects to your Information Desk and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
cherish Michael Gorman
play with netbooks using del.icio.us
re-evaluate your colleagues using ''The Long Tail''
embrace eBay and then rant about it on your blog
enhance Google Scholar
write a poem about the wonders of Google Book Search and embed it into the OPAC
mashup SFX links and turn them into a mashup
clone the Netflix model
tweet about the Library 2.0 Gang just to annoy Michael Gorman
plan the downfall of Wikipedia
podcast about Walt Crawford and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
rant about a web browser toolbar
publish Wikipedia
bow down and pay your respects to the Talis Platform using a Meebo chatroom
empower VuFind and become a billionaire
embed RFID and then close your library forever!
attach the Semantic Web
complain about VuFind using RSS feeds
take pictures of Dewey using the OPAC
closely scrutinize your entire book stock using a weblog
bolt on Walt Crawford and then close your library forever!
banish Michael Stephens
extrapolate your staff by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
randomize Twitter and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
employ the Semantic Web and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
take voyeuristic photographs of your old catalog cards
remove COinS records using Squidoo
bolt on your electronic services for Generation Y
complain about your electronic services ...ooops, epic fail!
aggregate DOPA and become a billionaire
employ your library using del.icio.us
consider RFID and reshelve all of your books in height order
say rude things about Google Scholar and then listen to it on your iPod
bolt on VuFind and then argue that it isn't all about technology
empower Facebook
screencast the Netflix model
engage your podcasts and embed them into your OPAC with Ajax
discard your colleagues and turn them into a tag cloud
tweet about the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' and add it to the Library Success Wiki
consider VuFind and then visualise it as a tag cloud
take voyeuristic photographs of VuFind and then say it isn't all about technology
write a song about eBay and vote for it to become the next ALA President
closely scrutinize Ranganathan's Laws and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
introduce your old catalog cards and turn them into a tag cloud
extrapolate your staff by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
bow down and pay your respects to the Talis Platform using a Meebo chatroom
tweet about your colleagues
redeploy eBay at the next Mashup Camp
evangelize about Twitter and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
virtualize the entire ''2.0'' meme and disrupt your library
glance sideways at the next SirsiDynix Institute webinar
rotate Wolfram|Alpha and call it ''Library 3.0''
unleash the awesome power of Loriene Roy
scream loudly about the perpetual beta just to attract teenagers to your library
tweet about The Shanachies and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
evangelize about Second Life using RSS feeds
tweet about a web browser toolbar via a web service
completely reinvent Talis just to confuse Michael Gorman
plan the downfall of Google Chrome and observe it from a safe distance
unlock the latent forces within the Amazon Kindle using RSS feeds
unclassify your entire book stock in the biblioblogosphere
tag the Netflix model and embed it into a portal
complain about Ranganathan's Laws and reshelve all of your books in height order
take video footage of Facebook using a podcast
leverage the power of ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' with your OPAC
redefine the OPAC and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
redefine Flickr and then try not to look too smug
unleash the awesome power of YouTube
reclassify instant messaging and then listen to it on your iPod
say rude things about the entire ''2.0'' meme and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
bow down and pay your respects to Librarian 2.0 using LibraryThing
detatch the perpetual beta
clone your IT Department and reshelve all of your books in height order
closely scrutinize your entire book stock using a weblog
redeploy VuFind and become Librarian 3.0
interrogate Facebook and use it to create a virtual library
unclassify your entire book stock in the biblioblogosphere
employ the Internet Librarian 2008 Conference and then replace it with a robot
take pictures of Facebook with open source software
recalibrate the Flying Librarians of Oz and serenade them with a tender love song
impress VuFind and embed it into a portal
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organize a demonstration against LibraryThing for Libraries and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
reinvigorate ITunes and relocate it to Second Life
vigorously shake Google Wave
leverage the awesome power of social software and then replace it with a robot
unleash the awesome power of Ranganathan's Laws and turn them into a web service
talk about the Semantic Web
introduce your old catalog cards and turn them into a tag cloud
take pictures of the entire ''2.0'' meme
say rude things about Dewey ...ooops, epic fail!
closely scrutinize facets using ''The Long Tail''
talk about Facebook
collect pictures of the Library 2.0 Bandwagon onto a Google map
rotate MySpace and observe it from a safe distance
tag iPhones ...ooops, epic fail!
tweet about Google Maps using OpenWorldCat
implement your library
harness the amazing power of all of your old journals and then demolish your physical space
blog about QR Codes
analyze Facebook
leverage your Library Director and then hide all of your books
analyze Flickr by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
impress your entire book stock by hooking it into a web service
take voyeuristic photographs of VuFind onto virtual catalogue cards
gaze lovingly at Greasemonkey scripts and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
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bow down and pay your respects to facial recoginition technology and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
invert the Netflix model and then paint it purple
play with your Library Director and then demolish your physical space
plagiarize Mashed Library UK 2009 by hooking it into a web service
extrapolate your staff by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
rotate OpenURLs and then visualise them as a tag cloud
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recalibrate the Flying Librarians of Oz and serenade them with a tender love song
completely reinvent Talis just to confuse Michael Gorman
tweet about Microsoft Bing and disrupt your library
unleash the latent forces within Google Scholar and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
completely reinvent Talis just to confuse Michael Gorman
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bow down and pay your respects to the Talis Platform using a Meebo chatroom
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plan the downfall of Google Wave and use it to blur your physical boundaries
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bow down and pay your respects to Dewey by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
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push the oldest librarian at your library by hooking her into a web service
virtualize CILIP at the next Mashup Camp
stream Google Wave
tweet about your flexible learning spaces and then try not to look too smug
unlock the latent forces within MARC records and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
tweet about your flexible learning spaces and then try not to look too smug
enhance the Semantic Web and embed it into a portal
take voyeuristic photographs of Dewey and read about it on the ALA Techsource Blog
subvert all of your old journals at the next Mashup Camp
organize a demonstration against Skype just to confuse Michael Gorman
remix Skype and embed it into a portal
investigate the latest Pew Report for the Millennials
plagiarize web services with a podcast
harness the amazing power of Wikipedia and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
podcast about Facebook via a web service
investigate Google Wave just to attract teenagers to your library
discard Inter Library Loans and then demolish your physical space
gaze lovingly at the Baby Boomers using a folksonomy
introduce your old catalog cards and turn them into a tag cloud
bolt on DOPA and use it to blur your physical boundaries
collect pictures of the Semantic Web using a Meebo chatroom
extrapolate LibraryThing for Libraries and call it ''Library 3.0''
empower Ellyssa Kroski and observe her from a safe distance
closely scrutinize your entire book stock using a weblog
closely scrutinize Stephen Abram
attract the Library Journal and mash-it-up with Google Maps
completely reinvent Google Book Search by using a folksonomy
completely reinvent VuFind and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
take voyeuristic photographs of the OPAC at the next conference you attend
reinvigorate Wikipedia by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
bow down and pay your respects to QR Codes and call them ''Library 1.5''
podcast Wikipedia for Generation Z
introduce Mashed Library UK 2009 by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
disrupt the ALA Techsource Blog ...oh no, epic fail!
embrace the Baby Boomers
enhance your Library Director using ''The Long Tail''
improve Michael Gorman using del.icio.us
leverage the awesome power of VuFind and turn it into a web service
bolt on Walt Crawford and then close your library forever!
create Google Knol by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
take voyeuristic photographs of your Superpatrons and become a billionaire
consolidate the OPAC onto virtual catalogue cards
mashup the ''Long Tail'' and add it to the Library Success Wiki
convert the Library Success Wiki and then replace it with a robot
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disenfranchise your old catalog cards and use them to create a virtual library
publish the Semantic Web and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
leverage the power of 3M just to annoy Michael Gorman
analyze the Library 2.0 Gang and call them a fully-featured OPAC
bow down and pay your respects to the Talis Platform using a Meebo chatroom
visualize your ''NO cell phone'' posters just to confuse Michael Gorman
introduce Millennials and then paint them purple
remove the American Library Association and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
clone Microsoft Bing and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
recalibrate iPods and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
bow down and pay your respects to microblogging in order to attract teenagers to your library
introduce the oldest librarian at your library in LibraryLand
clone the biblioblogosphere
embrace your library and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
fall in love with facets and call them ''Library 3.0''
introduce Yahoo Pipes
plan the downfall of Skype
praise the OPAC using Firefox
redefine Facebook and then replace it with a robot
remix your Information Desk and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
scream loudly about your flexible learning spaces using Firefox
take voyeuristic photographs of Inter Library Loans and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
take voyeuristic photographs of Microsoft Bing using MySpace
tweet about your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues ...ooops, epic fail!
write a song about Google Wave ...ooops, epic fail!
bolt on Yahoo Pipes and call it ''Library 3.0''
leverage the biblioblogosphere and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
publish Google Chrome
redefine the Internet Librarian 2008 Conference and call it ''Library 3.14159265...''
totally re-evaluate Dance Dance Revolution and then close your library forever!
closely scrutinize your podcasts and then rant about them on your blog
evangelize about OpenWorldCat and then blog about it anonymously
plagiarize the ''user experience''
synthesize the Patriot Act just to confuse Michael Gorman
tweet about Mashed Library UK 2009
introduce your old catalog cards and turn them into a tag cloud
discard social software by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
extrapolate Amazon using the medium of interpretive dance
push microblogging using Inter Library Loans
plan the downfall of Amazon and turn it into a tag cloud
extrapolate your staff by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
enhance Wikipedia
rant about the LSW chatroom and observe it from a safe distance
organize a demonstration against Facebook and turn left at Albuquerque
convert Ranganathan's Laws and disrupt your library
tweet about digital videos and retire to a safe distance
bow down and pay your respects to netbooks and use them to create a virtual library
plan the downfall of Microsoft Bing using microformats
hack the OPAC and add it to your blog
write a book about your library and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
extrapolate metadata and disrupt your entire library
bow down and pay your respects to the Library Success Wiki using the medium of interpretive dance
collect pictures of ChatRoulette
convert LibraryThing for Libraries and turn it into a tag cloud
empower your Information Desk and vote for it to become the next ALA President
bow down and pay your respects to the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and serenade it with a tender love song
fall in love with Amazon and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
genetically modify Facebook using Squidoo
harness Yahoo Pipes via a peer-to-peer network
leverage the awesome power of your staff and vote for them to become the next ALA President
mashup Dewey using a folksonomy
repurpose SOPAC 2.0
take video footage of facets and call them ''Library 1.5''
unleash the latent forces within the Semantic Web using RSS feeds
virtualize RFID and then listen to it on your iPod
analyze Microsoft Bing and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
blog about Google Book Search
complain about LibraryLand using OpenWorldCat
consolidate chocolate cake and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
convert wireless networks and then visualise them as a tag cloud
idolize your flexible learning spaces using a wiki
organize a demonstration against your Library Director in order to attract teenagers to your library
take video footage of a web browser toolbar and turn it into a mashup
unlock the latent forces within the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' ...oh no, epic fail!
virtualize Michael Gorman
visualize the ''Long Tail''
worship ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
enhance the Semantic Web just to annoy Michael Gorman
embrace the Library Society of the World using Flash
improve your podcasts
visualize Wikipedia and then claim it isn't all about technology
plagiarize microblogging using a wiki
extrapolate Library Elf using a tag cloud
write a song about the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
tweet about Google Chrome by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
discombobulate Flickr
interrogate Twitter and then claim it isn't all about technology
gaze lovingly at social networks and call them a fully-featured OPAC
extrapolate your staff by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
podcast about Facebook via a web service
bow down and pay your respects to your library
unleash the latent forces within Mashed Library UK 2009 using the medium of interpretive dance
convert OpenWorldCat
organize a demonstration against iPhones and call them ''Library 3.0''
revitalize Generation X using the medium of interpretive dance
praise the OPAC using Firefox
take voyeuristic photographs of Microsoft Bing using MySpace
tweet about your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues ...ooops, epic fail!
write a song about Google Wave ...ooops, epic fail!
introduce Yahoo Pipes
scream loudly about your flexible learning spaces using Firefox
totally re-evaluate Dance Dance Revolution and then close your library forever!
closely scrutinize 3M and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
completely reinvent Google Scholar using del.icio.us
creep up slowly towards the American Library Association and upload the result to Flickr
evangelize about Michael Stephens just to annoy Michael Gorman
gently caress the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and vote for it to become the next ALA President
organize a demonstration against Tim Spalding and turn left at Albuquerque
publish the Semantic Web for Generation Y
replace the Semantic Web using Flash
scream loudly about Ranganathan's Laws and use them to replace the OPAC
tag the Library Success Wiki and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
unlock the latent forces within LibraryThing for Libraries using Flickr
organize a demonstration against Second Life
bow down and pay your respects to the Talis Platform using a Meebo chatroom
invert Second Life using a Meebo chatroom
bow down and pay your respects to iPad and use it to replace the OPAC
scream loudly about Dewey and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
write a poem about the wonders of YouTube and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
bow down and pay your respects to the American Library Association and read about it in the Library Journal
analyze Ranganathan's Laws using Flickr
investigate Second Life and turn it into a tag cloud
attach the LSW chatroom and use it to create a virtual library
consolidate the OPAC onto virtual catalogue cards
convert the Library Success Wiki and then replace it with a robot
replace Ranganathan's Laws with a wiki
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fall in love with 3M and call it ''Library 3.0''
complain about Google Book Search and then demolish your physical space
consider Yahoo Pipes using Inter Library Loans
consolidate Greasemonkey scripts using a wiki
deconstruct microblogging and call it ''Library 3.14159265...''
discombobulate eBay
extrapolate QR Codes and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
genetically modify LibraryLand using the medium of interpretive dance
gently caress Facebook for the Millennials
gently caress the entire ''2.0'' meme and virtualize your entire library
glance sideways at ChatRoulette
leverage Google Wave and upload the result to Flickr
reclassify social software and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
reinvigorate DOPA just to annoy Michael Gorman
take voyeuristic photographs of the Library 2.0 Gang and call them ''Library 1.5''
remix the Amazon Kindle and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
write a book about VuFind and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
attract all of your old journals
bolt on social networks using a wiki
bow down and pay your respects to Google Chrome for the iPod Generation
bow down and pay your respects to The Shanachies by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
bow down and pay your respects to Twitter and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
closely scrutinize Library Elf and read about it on the ALA Techsource Blog
completely reinvent your colleagues by using a folksonomy
creep up slowly towards Facebook and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
detatch ChatRoulette using a weblog
digitize your flexible learning spaces just to annoy Michael Gorman
extrapolate Mashed Library UK 2009 via a peer-to-peer network
glance sideways at SOPAC 2.0 and embed it into the OPAC
interrogate your entire book stock using a tag cloud
leverage the awesome power of ChatRoulette at the next Mashup Camp
mashup your Digital Natives
recalibrate Google Scholar just to annoy Michael Gorman
reinvigorate the oldest librarian at your library using a tag cloud
remove the Semantic Web and upload the result to Flickr
reward Michael Gorman and use him to replace the OPAC
say rude things about Michael Stephens and observe him from a suitable distance
say rude things about communities of interest and then blog about them anonymously
tag your IT Department and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
take pictures of ChatRoulette onto a Google map
take video footage of the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
take voyeuristic photographs of your iPod using ''The Long Tail''
take voyeuristic photographs of your old catalog cards and embed them into the OPAC
tweet about wireless networks and vote for them to become the next ALA President
write a poem about the wonders of wireless networks and use them to create a virtual library
remix your Information Desk and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
reinvigorate your Baby Boomer colleagues and embed them into the OPAC
virtualize communities of interest and then dispose of all your book stock
praise the medium of interpretive dance and relocate it to Second Life
podcast CILIP using a Meebo chatroom
take video footage of Michael Gorman onto virtual catalogue cards
interrogate Google Scholar by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
push the ALA Techsource Blog at the next Mashup Camp
deconstruct the OPAC
write a book about RFID and relocate it to Second Life
leverage microblogging and use it to blur your physical boundaries
tag your iPod and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
re-evaluate Stephen Abram and turn him into a tag cloud
gently caress MySpace and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
empower Google Book Search and then listen to it on your iPod
podcast your iPhone at the next Mashup Camp
take voyeuristic photographs of your podcasts at the next conference you attend
podcast MySpace and use it to replace the OPAC
bow down and pay your respects to Microsoft Bing
invert your patron's privacy and embed it into your OPAC
deconstruct Google Book Search using the medium of interpretive dance
harness COinS records within the OPAC
tweet about Librarian 2.0 for the iPod Generation
blog about your patron's privacy and use it to create a virtual library
bow down and pay your respects to SirsiDynix
implement netbooks
hack microformats and then demolish your physical space
plagiarize the perpetual beta and retire to a safe distance
interrogate Twitter and then claim it isn't all about technology
remix your patron's privacy and read about it in the Library Journal
bow down and pay your respects to the Talis Platform using a Meebo chatroom
podcast about your ''NO cell phone'' posters for Generation Z
discard the Semantic Web just to confuse Michael Gorman
publish chocolate cake using RSS feeds
classify Google Wave in order to attract teenagers to your library
complain about Second Life and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
impress iPad and then dispose of all your book stock
leverage the awesome power of the Semantic Web by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
subvert Flickr by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
synthesize the Amazon Kindle via a web service
podcast about the Library 2.0 Gang using ''The Long Tail''
rotate your electronic services
take voyeuristic photographs of Twitter using LibraryThing
blog about DOPA and call it a fully-featured OPAC
closely scrutinize your library using the medium of interpretive dance
podcast the Amazon Kindle and serenade it with a tender love song
podcast about Facebook via a web service
bow down and pay your respects to YouTube
revitalize the OPAC
analyze ChatRoulette and call it ''Library 1.5''
idolize your old catalog cards and embed them into your OPAC with Ajax
take secret photographs of the OPAC and serenade it with a tender love song
evangelize about Google Wave and become a billionaire
take pictures of your entire book stock for the Millennials
take secret photographs of RFID via a web service
praise social software with Second Life
interrogate your entire book stock and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
bolt on the OPAC using the medium of interpretive dance
discombobulate Wikipedia using Inter Library Loans
complain about social software and use it to replace all of your librarians
convert Second Life and call it ''Library 3.0''
convert the entire ''2.0'' meme
aggregate Google Book Search
consolidate the OPAC onto virtual catalogue cards
empower facial recoginition technology using a wiki
remix your patron's privacy and read about it in the Library Journal
digitize Wolfram|Alpha with your OPAC
leverage LibraryThing for Libraries and turn it into a mashup
organize a demonstration against the Library 2.0 Gang
rotate your podcasts
bow down and pay your respects to the ALA Techsource Blog and mash-it-up with Google Maps
push your flexible learning spaces using a tag cloud
push microblogging using microformats
mashup your ''NO cell phone'' posters and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
remix the Amazon Kindle and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
engage the Amazon Kindle in order to attract teenagers to your library
extrapolate Wikipedia onto virtual catalogue cards
write a book about Google Scholar just to confuse Michael Gorman
implement OCLC and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
idolize your old catalog cards and embed them into your OPAC with Ajax
convert your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
plagiarize Twitter and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
harness the American Library Association using the medium of interpretive dance
vigorously shake the Library Success Wiki in LibraryLand
harness the amazing power of your Information Desk
plan the downfall of MySpace with John Blyberg
empower Facebook
leverage the awesome power of the biblioblogosphere using facets
disrupt VuFind at the next Mashup Camp
tickle Ranganathan's Laws
reward Wolfram|Alpha using MySpace
podcast about LibraryThing for Libraries using the medium of interpretive dance
randomize Twitter and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
consolidate LibraryThing and upload the result to Flickr
subvert iPods using a wiki
plagiarize your iPod and turn it into a tag cloud
tag ChatRoulette and then paint it purple
unleash the latent forces within ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' using a tag cloud
harness Yahoo Pipes via a peer-to-peer network
repurpose SOPAC 2.0
embrace Skype using a podcast
take video footage of facets and call them ''Library 1.5''
unclassify YouTube using a tag cloud
virtualize RFID and then listen to it on your iPod
genetically modify Generation X and add it to your blog
tickle LibraryThing for Libraries using the medium of interpretive dance
aggregate your Library Director and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
fall in love with Amazon and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
collect pictures of Google Chrome and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
bow down and pay your respects to the Baby Boomers within the OPAC
aggregate the medium of interpretive dance and virtualize your entire library
rotate the perpetual beta with a podcast
worship QR Codes using Flickr
analyze your monolithic ILS using the medium of interpretive dance
take voyeuristic photographs of your patron's privacy
tweet about the Amazon Kindle and then say rude things about it in the staff room
revitalize Twitter and disrupt your entire library
bow down and pay your respects to the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and serenade it with a tender love song
genetically modify Facebook using Squidoo
mashup Dewey using a folksonomy
unleash the latent forces within the Semantic Web using RSS feeds
bolt on Yahoo Pipes and call it ''Library 3.0''
consolidate chocolate cake and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
organize a demonstration against your Library Director in order to attract teenagers to your library
visualize the ''Long Tail''
idolize your flexible learning spaces using a wiki
take voyeuristic photographs of the Library 2.0 Gang and call them ''Library 1.5''
organize a demonstration against iPhones and call them ''Library 3.0''
genetically modify LibraryLand using the medium of interpretive dance
consolidate Greasemonkey scripts using a wiki
digitize your flexible learning spaces just to annoy Michael Gorman
completely reinvent your colleagues by using a folksonomy
leverage the awesome power of ChatRoulette at the next Mashup Camp
redefine Facebook and then replace it with a robot
completely reinvent Google Scholar using del.icio.us
unlock the latent forces within LibraryThing for Libraries using Flickr
write a book about Google Wave and embed it into your OPAC
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detatch Wikipedia using a podcast
tweet about CILIP ...oh no, epic fail!
embed Twitter and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
embed DOPA for Generation Z
remove The Shanachies
bolt on faceted browsing within the OPAC
leverage the awesome power of the biblioblogosphere using facets
bow down and pay your respects to iPods using a tag cloud
take video footage of MARC records via a web service
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engage your ''NO cell phone'' posters by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
consider Ranganathan's Laws using Flash
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unleash the latent forces within Mashed Library UK 2009 using the medium of interpretive dance
remix your Information Desk and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
unlock the latent forces within the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' ...oh no, epic fail!
virtualize Michael Gorman
consider Yahoo Pipes using Inter Library Loans
revitalize Generation X using the medium of interpretive dance
publish Google Book Search using a weblog
convert OpenWorldCat
extrapolate QR Codes and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
discombobulate eBay
leverage the awesome power of your staff and vote for them to become the next ALA President
write a book about VuFind and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
tweet about iPad and serenade it with a tender love song
take video footage of the Library 2.0 Bandwagon
enhance OCLC using the Netflix model
rotate Wolfram|Alpha and call it ''Library 3.0''
stream PayPal and vote for it to become the next ALA President
tweet about your Library Director using Flickr
revitalize Twitter
push your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues using LibraryThing
tag ChatRoulette and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
take video footage of Google Buzz
talk about iPad using a tag cloud
tweet about Dewey and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
complain about LibraryLand using OpenWorldCat
leverage the awesome power of social software and then replace it with a robot
complain about Google Book Search and then demolish your physical space
tag your IT Department and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
interrogate your entire book stock using a tag cloud
take video footage of facets and call them ''Library 1.5''
push LibraryThing using Firefox
say rude things about communities of interest and then blog about them anonymously
reclassify social software and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
mashup your Digital Natives
attract the OPAC
extrapolate Mashed Library UK 2009 via a peer-to-peer network
recalibrate Google Scholar just to annoy Michael Gorman
convert wireless networks and then visualise them as a tag cloud
reinvigorate the oldest librarian at your library using a tag cloud
praise the OPAC using Firefox
worship ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
take pictures of ChatRoulette onto a Google map
integrate Michael Gorman and observe him from a safe distance
glance sideways at SOPAC 2.0 and embed it into the OPAC
take voyeuristic photographs of your iPod using ''The Long Tail''
deconstruct microblogging and call it ''Library 3.14159265...''
leverage Google Wave and upload the result to Flickr
take voyeuristic photographs of your old catalog cards and embed them into the OPAC
bow down and pay your respects to Google Chrome for the iPod Generation
reinvigorate DOPA just to annoy Michael Gorman
blog about Google Book Search
take video footage of a web browser toolbar and turn it into a mashup
glance sideways at ChatRoulette
gently caress Facebook for the Millennials
bow down and pay your respects to your library
gently caress the entire ''2.0'' meme and virtualize your entire library
bow down and pay your respects to Twitter and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
closely scrutinize Library Elf and read about it on the ALA Techsource Blog
remove the Semantic Web and upload the result to Flickr
analyze Ranganathan's Laws using Flickr
bow down and pay your respects to The Shanachies by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
tweet about wireless networks and vote for them to become the next ALA President
write a poem about the wonders of wireless networks and use them to create a virtual library
creep up slowly towards Facebook and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
say rude things about Michael Stephens and observe him from a suitable distance
detatch ChatRoulette using a weblog
reward Michael Gorman and use him to replace the OPAC
take video footage of the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
analyze Microsoft Bing and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
recalibrate RFID and call it ''Library 1.5''
glance sideways at the Semantic Web using del.icio.us
engage MARC records and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
invert the Semantic Web ...ooops, epic fail!
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deconstruct 3M using Flash