The Library 2.0 Ideas Whiteboard

The Library 2.0 Ideas Whiteboard (see this blog post for more info)

mashup your library staff and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
investigate Second Life and then say rude things about it in the staff room
impress your patrons with a podcast
subvert Leslie Burger and turn her into a tag cloud
tag your shelving team and call them a ''perpetual beta''
add metadata
re-evaluate Dewey and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
consolidate your Baby Boomer colleagues with comfy chairs and coffee
revitalize Leslie Burger at the next conference you attend
evangelize about Michael Gorman and upload the result to YouTube
deconstruct MARC records and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
add Dewey using Squidoo
improve Michael Gorman
rotate your library staff and then claim it isn't all about technology
remix your library
investigate Michael Gorman and use him to replace all of your librarians
completely reinvent the Netflix model and use it to create a virtual library
subvert your Library Director
tag your library
podcast about your Library Director and visualise him as a tag cloud
impress the biblioblogosphere
investigate Stephen Abram at the next conference you attend
evangelize about your library using MySpace
impress Michael Stephens and upload the result to YouTube
visualise Wikipedia and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
attract your patrons and then dispose of all your book stock
improve your library with comfy chairs and coffee
completely reinvent your outdated Information Desk
rotate your entire book stock just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
bolt on Wikipedia and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
re-evaluate Dr Paul Miller using facets
investigate the Library Success Wiki
discard your ''NO cell phone'' posters
replace the ''user experience'' and then dispose of all your book stock
complain about the OPAC
evangelize about your patrons and use them to blur your physical boundaries
repurpose your Baby Boomer colleagues and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
completely reinvent your library
classify Jenny Levine and then blog about her anonymously
totally re-evaluate your Library Director and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to him
rant about Michael Gorman
implement Facebook and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
completely reinvent Librarian 2.0 using the Netflix model
repurpose RFID and use it to replace all of your librarians
banish your shelving team
integrate your library staff just to annoy Michael Gorman
embrace Ranganathan's Laws
re-evaluate the OPAC with Talis
completely reinvent Librarian 2.0 and disrupt your entire library
publish the latest Pew Report and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
virtualize your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and then blog about them anonymously
disenfranchise the Baby Boomers and disrupt your patrons
re-evaluate your library
podcast about web services just to confuse Michael Gorman
re-evaluate your Library Director
consolidate your Library Director and call her a ''perpetual beta''
embrace your electronic services and embed them into your OPAC
evangelize about your Library Director and embed him into your OPAC with Ajax
consolidate your Superpatrons by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
integrate Amazon and virtualize your entire library
disrupt the perpetual beta and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
screencast your Library Director and call her ''Library 3.0''
employ your Baby Boomer colleagues
attract OpenURLs and then say rude things about them in the staff room
attach SMS text messages onto virtual catalogue cards
investigate Michael Stephens with a wiki
disenfranchise Michael Gorman
take pictures of SFX links just to annoy Michael Gorman
add Michael Stephens and worship him from a respectable distance
subvert RSS feeds and use them to replace the OPAC
employ Lorcan Dempsey and become a billionaire
deconstruct Dewey by harnessing the ''Long Tail''
totally re-evaluate Walt Crawford in order to attract teenagers to your library
extrapolate Greasemonkey scripts and turn them into a web service
play with your Library Director
complain about your ''NO cell phone'' posters
convert Michael Gorman
improve your library and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
virtualize SMS text messages just to annoy Michael Gorman
introduce instant messaging and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
embed the perpetual beta
re-evaluate social software and observe it from a safe distance
push Wikipedia and use it to replace the OPAC
complain about the OPAC using a tag cloud
disrupt Google Maps using the Netflix model
tag your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
play with your patrons
disrupt OpenWorldCat and turn it into an unconference
completely reinvent the OPAC in order to attract teenagers to your library
re-evaluate Stephen Abram using the Netflix model
mashup Stephen Abram at the next conference you attend
improve OpenWorldCat and become a billionaire
talk about Stephen Abram and worship him from a respectable distance
unleash the latent forces within your library
take video footage of Michael Gorman using a folksonomy
unclassify the most cynical librarian at your library and then replace her with a robot
employ Michael Gorman to the OPAC
leverage the most cynical librarian at your library and upload the result to YouTube
introduce Stephen Abram and use him to replace all of your librarians
convert Greasemonkey scripts onto a Google map
randomize Leslie Burger and mash-her-up with Google Maps
banish Stephen Abram and then replace him with a robot
publish your podcasts and call them a ''Rich User Experience''
randomize your entire book stock and upload the result to Flickr
leverage the awesome power of the Patriot Act and worship it from a respectable distance
totally re-evaluate Lorcan Dempsey and call him ''Library 3.0''
worship Lorcan Dempsey
virtualize your Library Director for the iPod Generation
completely reinvent Google Scholar using RSS feeds
repurpose the ''Wisdom of Crowds''
implement wireless networks and disrupt your patrons
deconstruct Lorcan Dempsey and use him to replace the OPAC
introduce social networks
write a poem about the wonders of Lorcan Dempsey using MySpace
complain about Flickr within the OPAC
complain about Flickr within the OPAC
consolidate LibraryThing and embed it into your OPAC
introduce the OPAC with open source software
unleash the latent forces within Michael Gorman and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
gaze lovingly at metadata
write a poem about the wonders of the biblioblogosphere and upload the result to YouTube
write a poem about the wonders of Meredith Farkas for the iPod Generation
virtualize your Library Director with a weblog
virtualize your Library Director with a weblog
podcast about your podcasts and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
unleash the awesome power of Michael Stephens and then listen to him on your iPod
engage eBay and then close your library forever!
embrace your colleagues and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
subvert the Netflix model and reshelve all of your books in height order
consider the Semantic Web and turn it into a tag cloud
unleash the awesome power of the OPAC with Flickr
invert your patrons and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
improve Talis using LibraryThing
rant about your outdated web site
tag Meredith Farkas and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to her
gaze lovingly at Dewey and turn it into a web service
repurpose Talis using a wiki
evangelize about Second Life just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
detatch the ''user experience'' and call it ''Library 1.5''
aggregate Dance Dance Revolution onto a Google map
push OpenURLs
convert your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and then dispose of all your book stock
invert your Library Director and disrupt your patrons
worship Google Scholar and use it to replace the OPAC
tag your colleagues and embed them into your OPAC
completely reinvent your Information Desk
disrupt the perpetual beta with open source software
replace Talis and upload the result to Flickr
impress your patrons
unleash the latent forces within Ranganathan's Laws
digitize your staff and call them ''Library 3.0''
rant about all of your old journals and upload the result to YouTube
create faceted browsing
unleash the awesome power of the Netflix model and embed it into your OPAC
unlock the latent forces within RSS feeds and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
revitalize the oldest librarian at your library using LibraryThing
leverage the power of your library staff
unlock the latent forces within Dewey
convert the OPAC using del.icio.us
enhance your patrons with MySpace
detatch Wikipedia using Ajax
completely reinvent wireless networks just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
completely reinvent Michael Casey and then paint him purple
unleash the latent forces within the Semantic Web
leverage the awesome power of the most cynical librarian at your library with a podcast
impress instant messaging and embed it into your OPAC
attract your staff just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
unlock the latent forces within your shelving team
empower RFID and embed it into a portal
blog about Inter Library Loans and add it to the Library Success Wiki
disenfranchise metadata via a web service
aggregate MARC records and turn them into a mashup
visualize social networks within the OPAC
unlock the latent forces within Skype and virtualize your entire library
unlock the latent forces within Skype and virtualize your entire library
push Michael Stephens and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
attract Leslie Burger with a wiki
completely reinvent the OPAC
reclassify your staff using a folksonomy
totally re-evaluate OpenURLs using Flash
aggregate your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
visualize Stephen Abram
employ Firefox and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
hack Inter Library Loans
impress Stephen Abram and observe him from a safe distance
improve Google Scholar and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
write a song about Walt Crawford and publicise it on your plasma screen
empower Michael Stephens
create social networks and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
gaze lovingly at microformats
remove Stephen Abram using facets
rant about Librarian 2.0 with your OPAC
rotate your Information Desk using a wiki
publish RSS feeds using RSS feeds
add the perpetual beta and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
reclassify Librarian 2.0
subvert your library
detatch facets by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
disrupt communities of interest and observe them from a safe distance
repurpose instant messaging and call it ''Library 1.5''
push Meredith Farkas and call her a ''Rich User Experience''
leverage the power of social software
podcast your podcasts and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
write a poem about the wonders of your outdated Information Desk and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
remove facets at the next Mashup Camp
classify Michael Stephens
complain about Second Life
play with Michael Stephens
impress your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
disenfranchise Flickr and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
unlock the latent forces within Lorcan Dempsey
publish web services using OpenWorldCat
disrupt communities of interest and observe them from a safe distance
write a song about your entire book stock and become a billionaire
completely reinvent Michael Stephens
closely scrutinize Michael Gorman and then paint him purple
unclassify Jenny Levine using LibraryThing
harness the amazing power of the ''Long Tail'' and then say rude things about it in the staff room
digitize your library
banish your outdated Information Desk
completely reinvent Michael Stephens and embed him into your OPAC with Ajax
closely scrutinize Lorcan Dempsey and upload the result to Flickr
empower your library with a wiki
improve your outdated Information Desk using a wiki
bolt on RFID to the OPAC
enhance Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC with a wiki
gaze lovingly at Lorcan Dempsey and use him to create a virtual library
plagiarize Dr Paul Miller
evangelize about social networks just to annoy Michael Gorman
tickle your colleagues and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to them
write a song about the latest Pew Report and publicise it on your plasma screen
podcast about Flickr and disrupt your entire library
unleash the latent forces within your patrons with your OPAC
podcast your Library Director and then paint him purple
tickle the ''user experience'' and reshelve all of your books in height order
write a book about DOPA and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
empower the OPAC and become a billionaire
fall in love with Lorcan Dempsey and call him a ''Rich User Experience''
detatch your patrons and disrupt your patrons
plagiarize social networks at the next conference you attend
redefine OpenWorldCat and embed it into a portal
introduce facets and turn them into a web service
redefine the entire ''2.0'' meme
disrupt the OPAC
convert MARC records using RSS feeds
classify your staff just to attract teenagers to your library
hack LibraryThing
leverage the power of the OPAC using the ''Long Tail''
plagiarize the entire ''2.0'' meme in order to attract teenagers to your library
create Stephen Abram just to annoy Michael Gorman
gaze lovingly at your library staff and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
embrace the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and call it ''Library 3.0''
convert digital videos just to annoy Michael Gorman
harness social networks just to annoy Michael Gorman
fall in love with the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and turn it into a web service
revitalize your colleagues in order to attract teenagers to your library
push your electronic services using the Netflix model
glace sideways at the entire ''2.0'' meme and turn left at Albuquerque
glace sideways at the Library Success Wiki and embed it into a portal
glace sideways at the Library Success Wiki and embed it into a portal
fall in love with facets and observe them from a safe distance
organize a demonstration against MySpace using the OPAC
detatch Second Life
podcast instant messaging to the OPAC
tag Generation X via a web service
blog about your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just to annoy Michael Gorman
subvert the Patriot Act and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
consolidate RSS feeds onto virtual catalogue cards
repurpose your library using RSS feeds
completely reinvent Leslie Burger just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
evangelize about Skype using a wiki
completely reinvent social networks by using a wiki
closely scrutinize web services and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
podcast faceted browsing and observe it from a suitable distance
revitalize Stephen Abram with comfy chairs and coffee
implement eBay using a wiki
publish your staff using a tag cloud
gaze lovingly at your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and then demolish your physical space
banish your Baby Boomer colleagues using microformats
bolt on Dr Paul Miller just to attract teenagers to your library
revitalize Lorcan Dempsey
revitalize Lorcan Dempsey
write a song about your Library Director at the next conference you attend
interrogate social software in the biblioblogosphere
closely scrutinize Talis and worship it from a respectable distance
evangelize about Lorcan Dempsey and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
tag your library staff and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
completely reinvent the Library 2.0 Bandwagon using MySpace
tickle your Library Director and upload the result to YouTube
completely reinvent your patron's privacy and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
tag Ann Arbor using MySpace
play with web services and embed them into a portal
enhance your Library Director and then dispose of all your book stock
harness your Library Director using a weblog
talk about your monolithic ILS just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
digitize DOPA and upload the result to Flickr
embrace Library Elf using a tag cloud
leverage the awesome power of the latest Pew Report and become a billionaire
worship your electronic services and then dispose of all your book stock
create faceted browsing
visualize your Information Desk using RSS feeds
visualize your Information Desk using RSS feeds
redefine a web browser toolbar using RSS feeds
redefine a web browser toolbar using RSS feeds
investigate Wikipedia onto virtual catalogue cards
raise a toast to the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to her
convert your colleagues
detatch the OPAC and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
tag your Library Director and call her a ''Rich User Experience''
leverage the awesome power of the Patriot Act and turn left at Albuquerque
implement RSS feeds and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
re-evaluate RFID in the biblioblogosphere
investigate Michael Stephens and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
consolidate MySpace and then hide all of your books
discard your colleagues with a wiki
rotate Michael Stephens and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to him
unclassify your shelving team and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
subvert the OPAC in order to attract teenagers to your library
podcast about Stephen Abram just to confuse Michael Gorman
write a poem about the wonders of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC
evangelize about SMS text messages and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
tag your staff and disrupt your patrons
evangelize about wireless networks and worship them from a respectable distance
virtualize the Library Success Wiki and use it to replace all of your librarians
create facets in the biblioblogosphere
tag your patron's privacy
gaze lovingly at facets and upload the result to YouTube
unlock the latent forces within Michael Stephens and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
unlock the latent forces within Michael Stephens and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
interrogate your podcasts using a podcast
disenfranchise your staff and call them ''Library 3.0''
unleash the awesome power of your Information Desk
raise a toast to the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
unleash the latent forces within Firefox by using a folksonomy
subvert a web browser toolbar just to confuse Michael Gorman
write a book about RFID and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
extrapolate your staff and reshelve all of your books in height order
harness the ''Long Tail'' and then hide all of your books
discard Michael Gorman using RSS feeds
embed your outdated web site and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
synthesize Dewey
play with your patron's privacy within the OPAC
write a poem about the wonders of the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference using Flickr
write a book about Ranganathan's Laws and turn them into a mashup
create Lorcan Dempsey and then listen to him on your iPod
create Lorcan Dempsey and then listen to him on your iPod
plagiarize Leslie Burger and worship her from a respectable distance
fall in love with a web browser toolbar just to confuse Michael Gorman
disrupt Stephen Abram and observe him from a safe distance
write a book about your staff and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
totally re-evaluate Michael Casey and then say it isn't all about technology
fall in love with the ''Long Tail'' and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
unleash the awesome power of your entire book stock and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
unlock the latent forces within Inter Library Loans via a peer-to-peer network
convert the most cynical librarian at your library and use her to replace the OPAC
attract the Baby Boomers and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
leverage the power of Generation X and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
rant about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
take video footage of social networks and then rant about them on your blog
employ your outdated Information Desk and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
banish your patron's privacy with your OPAC
randomize Michael Casey
convert your patrons
completely reinvent your ''NO cell phone'' posters just to attract teenagers to your library
banish your Library Director and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
empower your library staff with comfy chairs and coffee
harness Leslie Burger via a peer-to-peer network
screencast Dewey and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
write a poem about the wonders of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC using MySpace
unlock the latent forces within your Library Director
organize a demonstration against your patron's privacy and then dispose of all your book stock
plagiarize Generation X and then replace it with a robot
synthesize the OPAC and then argue that it isn't all about technology
employ Walt Crawford just to annoy Michael Gorman
banish Skype
employ web services and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
organize a demonstration against the entire ''2.0'' meme
extrapolate the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference
embrace your ''NO cell phone'' posters for the iPod Generation
hack the OPAC and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
deconstruct Michael Casey
play with Lorcan Dempsey and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
implement Lorcan Dempsey and then listen to him on your iPod
write a poem about the wonders of the Patriot Act and upload the result to Flickr
write a song about the most cynical librarian at your library
synthesize Wikipedia and embed it into your OPAC
stream the entire ''2.0'' meme and observe it from a safe distance
harness Stephen Abram and use him to replace all of your librarians
worship Stephen Abram using a wiki
redefine the oldest librarian at your library using a tag cloud
write a song about metadata
plagiarize Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC via a peer-to-peer network
embrace Millennials and then rant about them on your blog
reclassify your Library Director
completely reinvent the Library Success Wiki and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
subvert the OPAC and virtualize your entire library
unleash the latent forces within Dance Dance Revolution using the Netflix model
mashup wireless networks and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
interrogate your outdated Information Desk
organize a demonstration against Michael Gorman for the Millennials
harness the amazing power of your outdated web site in order to attract teenagers to your library
add eBay
revitalize the OPAC
write a song about the biblioblogosphere using a folksonomy
tickle your staff using the Netflix model
worship ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
unleash the awesome power of Ann Arbor via a web service
attach Michael Stephens and then say rude things about him in the staff room
organize a demonstration against the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and then say it isn't all about technology
hack the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
digitize your Library Director and then replace her with a robot
rotate MARC records using the OPAC
analyze Generation X and then demolish your physical space
implement your colleagues and then blog about them anonymously
subvert the latest Pew Report with Second Life
convert the most cynical librarian at your library
discard your Baby Boomer colleagues and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to them
classify the entire ''2.0'' meme and turn it into a web service
write a poem about the wonders of your ''NO cell phone'' posters
leverage the power of Generation X
randomize Amazon using a weblog
play with Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
podcast LibraryThing at the next Mashup Camp
re-evaluate wireless networks and use them to create a virtual library
completely reinvent the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference
embrace Amazon and reshelve all of your books in height order
publish your staff onto virtual catalogue cards
leverage the power of Stephen Abram and then argue that it isn't all about technology
harness the amazing power of your Information Desk using a tag cloud
banish Generation X by leveraging the ''Long Tail''
rant about the OPAC and virtualize your entire library
integrate your electronic services
deconstruct Michael Stephens just to attract teenagers to your library
write a book about the Patriot Act for Generation Y
completely reinvent the Patriot Act
write a poem about the wonders of Meredith Farkas and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to her
discard your outdated Information Desk with comfy chairs and coffee
write a poem about the wonders of the Library Success Wiki
write a poem about the wonders of the Library Success Wiki
leverage your outdated Information Desk and turn it into a web service
impress social networks
unleash the awesome power of your library and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
embed Librarian 2.0 using Flickr
enhance your Library Director and then replace her with a robot
add Wikipedia
deconstruct the Patriot Act
unlock the latent forces within Walt Crawford
stream social networks into the OPAC
disrupt Dewey just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
analyze instant messaging just to confuse Michael Gorman
virtualize your patrons and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
banish the OPAC
take pictures of your podcasts and use them to blur your physical boundaries
write a song about Librarian 2.0
plagiarize your Library Director and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
attract Walt Crawford and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
attach faceted browsing and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
organize a demonstration against Firefox using a folksonomy
gaze lovingly at Ranganathan's Laws and then argue that it isn't all about technology
tag Michael Stephens just to confuse Michael Gorman
completely reinvent the entire ''2.0'' meme and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
impress RSS feeds and upload the result to Flickr
engage your entire book stock using a weblog
podcast about your patrons
completely reinvent the ''user experience''
introduce the biblioblogosphere
completely reinvent facets and turn them into a web service
deconstruct OCLC
tickle Millennials with a wiki
improve faceted browsing and become a billionaire
invert web services
write a song about the OPAC and become a billionaire
plagiarize the entire ''2.0'' meme
organize a demonstration against LibraryThing and observe it from a suitable distance
interrogate your Library Director
subvert Wikipedia and call it ''Library 1.5''
deconstruct the Netflix model
extrapolate Ranganathan's Laws with Second Life
leverage the power of your outdated Information Desk just to annoy Michael Gorman
rotate RSS feeds with a wiki
harness the amazing power of your shelving team and disrupt your patrons
attract web services and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
engage your patron's privacy and worship it from a respectable distance
worship the OPAC just to confuse Michael Gorman
write a poem about the wonders of MySpace using RSS feeds
write a song about Michael Gorman just to confuse Michael Gorman
completely reinvent Michael Stephens and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
glace sideways at Meredith Farkas and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
gaze lovingly at Lorcan Dempsey and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
embed eBay and disrupt your library
consolidate the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and upload the result to Flickr
deconstruct your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues using a wiki
extrapolate Lorcan Dempsey and disrupt your library
engage web services
digitize LibraryThing using a folksonomy
harness your library to the OPAC
harness your library to the OPAC
worship Stephen Abram and call him a ''Rich User Experience''
harness the amazing power of the ALA Techsource Blog using a tag cloud
unleash the awesome power of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC by leveraging the ''Long Tail''
raise a toast to the biblioblogosphere
take pictures of Generation X and then say it isn't all about technology
gaze lovingly at the Library 2.0 Bandwagon using a weblog
fall in love with Stephen Abram at the next Mashup Camp
worship Lorcan Dempsey and then paint him purple
harness the amazing power of your colleagues and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
investigate communities of interest and embed them into your OPAC with Ajax
extrapolate Generation X just to annoy Michael Gorman
aggregate your Baby Boomer colleagues and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
publish your Library Director and then visualise him as a tag cloud
tag Michael Gorman just to annoy Michael Gorman
take video footage of Michael Stephens and then paint him purple
banish your Baby Boomer colleagues just to annoy Michael Gorman
write a book about your outdated web site and then say rude things about it in the staff room
subvert your staff
enhance Michael Gorman for the Millennials
glace sideways at communities of interest and call them a ''perpetual beta''
create Lorcan Dempsey and call him a ''Rich User Experience''
unleash the awesome power of your shelving team and turn them into a tag cloud
attract SMS text messages just to annoy Michael Gorman
re-evaluate MySpace and then close your library forever!
implement metadata
remix Michael Stephens onto a Google map
unleash the awesome power of Library Elf
detatch Dance Dance Revolution within the OPAC
rotate metadata
plagiarize Stephen Abram and observe him from a safe distance
synthesize Michael Gorman and add him to your blog
organize a demonstration against Meredith Farkas
talk about Generation X and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
raise a toast to your outdated Information Desk and then dispose of all your book stock
discard the ALA Techsource Blog and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
subvert web services and then rant about them on your blog
unlock the latent forces within Google Maps
totally re-evaluate metadata and use it to blur your physical boundaries
unleash the awesome power of the Semantic Web using del.icio.us
virtualize Stephen Abram with Talis
harness faceted browsing in order to attract teenagers to your library
redeploy your library and worship it from a respectable distance
engage your shelving team by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
hack Inter Library Loans and then replace it with a robot
harness the amazing power of your Library Director for the Millennials
bolt on web services at the next conference you attend
embed Google Scholar and upload the result to YouTube
improve your library just to attract teenagers to your library
worship your library and disrupt your patrons
redefine the ALA Techsource Blog and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
employ Stephen Abram and use him to replace the OPAC
enhance Leslie Burger using the ''Long Tail''
evangelize about your entire book stock and reshelve all of your books in height order
extrapolate Facebook and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
extrapolate OpenURLs and then close your library forever!
raise a toast to wireless networks using a weblog
hack your colleagues
plagiarize Michael Stephens using a folksonomy
remix Dance Dance Revolution and upload the result to YouTube
rant about Amazon and then rant about it on your blog
implement your ''NO cell phone'' posters and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
write a poem about the wonders of social software and disrupt your patrons
play with Generation X using a folksonomy
unlock the latent forces within Dance Dance Revolution
tickle Lorcan Dempsey
completely reinvent Lorcan Dempsey and embed him into your OPAC with Ajax
stream Dance Dance Revolution for the iPod Generation
embed faceted browsing and turn it into a mashup
take video footage of your patron's privacy and add it to the Library Success Wiki
leverage the awesome power of Lorcan Dempsey and then demolish your physical space
unleash the latent forces within Lorcan Dempsey and call him ''Library 3.0''
unlock the latent forces within your shelving team and disrupt your patrons
leverage the power of Facebook and turn left at Albuquerque
write a song about your ''NO cell phone'' posters at the next conference you attend
classify RSS feeds and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
publish your colleagues
raise a toast to your Information Desk
create Generation X and then hide all of your books
unleash the awesome power of Librarian 2.0 and then claim it isn't all about technology
rotate Michael Gorman and call him a ''perpetual beta''
totally re-evaluate Michael Gorman with a weblog
complain about your Library Director and upload the result to YouTube
screencast the Patriot Act and then close your library forever!
repurpose Michael Gorman and then replace him with a robot
disenfranchise Ranganathan's Laws at Ann Arbor
stream the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference using del.icio.us
gaze lovingly at Firefox
worship Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC
podcast about Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and use it to replace the OPAC
organize a demonstration against your podcasts just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
create the OPAC for the Millennials
harness the OPAC and turn left at Albuquerque
deconstruct your library and reshelve all of your books in height order
write a poem about the wonders of your entire book stock with a wiki
randomize your podcasts with a wiki
blog about Librarian 2.0
implement metadata
consolidate the ''Long Tail'' using OpenWorldCat
interrogate Lorcan Dempsey and observe him from a safe distance
randomize your library staff and then close your library forever!
randomize the oldest librarian at your library and turn her into a web service
closely scrutinize the OPAC and then claim it isn't all about technology
unleash the awesome power of the Library 2.0 Bandwagon with Inter Library Loans
stream your library and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
organize a demonstration against communities of interest and turn left at Albuquerque
unleash the awesome power of your colleagues and then listen to them on your iPod
mashup your ''NO cell phone'' posters and embed them into a portal
write a song about Lorcan Dempsey and call him a ''Rich User Experience''
discard microformats using facets
attract your Information Desk and call it ''Library 3.0''
embrace the latest Pew Report and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
totally re-evaluate RSS feeds and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to them
publish the OPAC and call it ''Library 1.5''
unclassify the OPAC using RSS feeds
banish Lorcan Dempsey and become a billionaire
improve Wikipedia with comfy chairs and coffee
redeploy the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' and disrupt your library
totally re-evaluate instant messaging and observe it from a safe distance
re-evaluate Google Scholar using RSS feeds
push Firefox just to annoy Michael Gorman
leverage the awesome power of your electronic services using a tag cloud
unleash the awesome power of digital videos and add them to your blog
play with Lorcan Dempsey
embrace MySpace and observe it from a suitable distance
synthesize Michael Gorman
worship your Baby Boomer colleagues and disrupt your entire library
virtualize the oldest librarian at your library using facets
redeploy Generation X and use it to replace the OPAC
unleash the awesome power of your staff and then say it isn't all about technology
worship the OPAC
leverage the power of your Library Director and then hide all of your books
embrace Ann Arbor and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
rotate SMS text messages using Ajax
rotate SMS text messages using Ajax
employ your library and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
leverage the ''Long Tail'' with a podcast
visualize SFX links and disrupt your patrons
unclassify OpenURLs
replace Michael Gorman using Firefox
classify Wikipedia just to annoy Michael Gorman
write a poem about the wonders of Librarian 2.0 using facets
discard your library and then say it isn't all about technology
leverage the power of eBay and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
employ Meredith Farkas
worship the Netflix model and use it to create a virtual library
attract Michael Gorman and add him to your blog
play with your patron's privacy using Flash
investigate RFID and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
banish your Baby Boomer colleagues using a wiki
attach Google Maps with your OPAC
write a song about your patron's privacy
harness the amazing power of your library
blog about Ann Arbor and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
fall in love with the most cynical librarian at your library and then replace her with a robot
totally re-evaluate your library
tag your colleagues
discard your Library Director and reshelve all of your books in height order
totally re-evaluate Michael Gorman and disrupt your library
leverage the awesome power of social software and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
tag your colleagues and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
write a song about the Library Success Wiki and observe it from a suitable distance
investigate LibraryThing and turn left at Albuquerque
complain about the latest Pew Report at the next Mashup Camp
impress the ''user experience'' and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
closely scrutinize Leslie Burger and then visualise her as a tag cloud
convert your colleagues
attach a web browser toolbar and use it to replace all of your librarians
push your outdated web site using a wiki
interrogate Jenny Levine with open source software
unclassify the oldest librarian at your library and turn her into a mashup
harness the amazing power of your Superpatrons and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
deconstruct Dance Dance Revolution and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
digitize the latest Pew Report and embed it into your OPAC
rant about Librarian 2.0
completely reinvent RSS feeds and use them to replace the OPAC
write a poem about the wonders of your patron's privacy and call it ''Library 3.0''
re-evaluate SFX links and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
plagiarize your library and mash-it-up with Google Maps
tickle communities of interest and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
redefine the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and then visualise it as a tag cloud
replace the ''user experience'' and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
deconstruct Meredith Farkas and upload the result to Flickr
mashup your outdated Information Desk using LibraryThing
consider Talis with John Blyberg
completely reinvent your colleagues by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
consider Walt Crawford and reshelve all of your books in height order
closely scrutinize your library staff and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to them
podcast your library by hooking it into a web service
organize a demonstration against Inter Library Loans by harnessing the ''Long Tail''
leverage the awesome power of RSS feeds and call them ''Library 3.0''
complain about the perpetual beta and then say it isn't all about technology
implement Dewey using a folksonomy
integrate Greasemonkey scripts using a tag cloud
totally re-evaluate the entire ''2.0'' meme and then say rude things about it in the staff room
reclassify SFX links
unclassify your Library Director and embed him into a portal
consider your staff
publish your entire book stock just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
impress the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and publicise it on your plasma screen
revitalize Michael Stephens and then say rude things about him in the staff room
evangelize about your ''NO cell phone'' posters and publicise it on your plasma screen
organize a demonstration against your Information Desk and add it to your blog
talk about your patrons and become a billionaire
re-evaluate Amazon and then say rude things about it in the staff room
raise a toast to your outdated Information Desk and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
create Talis just to confuse Michael Gorman
classify your staff and embed them into your OPAC
unleash the awesome power of the most cynical librarian at your library just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
leverage the awesome power of the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and worship it from a respectable distance
rant about the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to her
consolidate your monolithic ILS and use it to replace all of your librarians
enhance the Library 2.0 Bandwagon using the Netflix model
organize a demonstration against RSS feeds using LibraryThing
completely reinvent MySpace and then close your library forever!
leverage your Library Director and use her to blur your physical boundaries
re-evaluate your patrons using the Netflix model
stream the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference and disrupt your patrons
subvert the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' with a wiki
totally re-evaluate Michael Gorman using Inter Library Loans
raise a toast to faceted browsing and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
embed the most cynical librarian at your library onto a Google map
unleash the latent forces within social software and then claim it isn't all about technology
unleash the latent forces within your Superpatrons and use them to replace all of your librarians
subvert OCLC and then blog about it anonymously
podcast Ranganathan's Laws and disrupt your entire library
disrupt the oldest librarian at your library using a tag cloud
banish your library
closely scrutinize your Baby Boomer colleagues
hack your patron's privacy and call it ''Library 3.0''
remove your colleagues in order to attract teenagers to your library
remove your colleagues in order to attract teenagers to your library
completely reinvent your shelving team and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
take pictures of social software and disrupt your library
revitalize OCLC
re-evaluate MARC records and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
take video footage of your outdated web site
aggregate LibraryThing and call it ''Library 3.0''
mashup DOPA and then say rude things about it in the staff room
integrate Stephen Abram and use him to create a virtual library
fall in love with Firefox and virtualize your entire library
discard the OPAC and then hide all of your books
leverage the awesome power of the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference
extrapolate the biblioblogosphere and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
evangelize about your library and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
convert communities of interest just to confuse Michael Gorman
harness your library staff and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
integrate the oldest librarian at your library using a wiki
redefine MARC records
impress Generation X and then argue that it isn't all about technology
extrapolate the Baby Boomers onto a Google map
write a song about facets and virtualize your entire library
evangelize about your staff and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
embrace your monolithic ILS and then argue that it isn't all about technology
add your Library Director to MySpace
leverage the awesome power of Walt Crawford and reshelve all of your books in height order
worship your monolithic ILS
harness the OPAC using del.icio.us
leverage the awesome power of metadata and then argue that it isn't all about technology
unlock the latent forces within MARC records
mashup the oldest librarian at your library with comfy chairs and coffee
completely reinvent Inter Library Loans and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
unlock the latent forces within MARC records
totally re-evaluate Generation X and turn it into a web service
invert your Baby Boomer colleagues
extrapolate your outdated web site just to confuse Michael Gorman
detatch Wikipedia and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
gaze lovingly at Skype and use it to replace the OPAC
unlock the latent forces within LibraryThing and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
implement Stephen Abram just to annoy Michael Gorman
completely reinvent faceted browsing and then hide all of your books
investigate your Library Director and embed him into your OPAC
plagiarize your Library Director just to confuse Michael Gorman
organize a demonstration against the OPAC and then say rude things about it in the staff room
rotate the ''user experience'' and use it to create a virtual library
extrapolate the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
mashup Dewey and then say rude things about it in the staff room
implement OpenURLs using the Netflix model
take video footage of instant messaging and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
worship the Baby Boomers and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
harness your Baby Boomer colleagues and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
play with social networks using Firefox
digitize Dr Paul Miller
worship your shelving team
subvert Wikipedia
empower MARC records and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
synthesize the ''user experience'' and upload the result to YouTube
unleash the awesome power of a web browser toolbar just to confuse Michael Gorman
randomize metadata just to annoy Michael Gorman
subvert the biblioblogosphere and then say rude things about it in the staff room
organize a demonstration against your electronic services and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
publish the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference with a podcast
improve Library Elf and mash-it-up with Google Maps
write a poem about the wonders of the latest Pew Report and then close your library forever!
discard your staff and then close your library forever!
push the perpetual beta and worship it from a respectable distance
rant about instant messaging just to confuse Michael Gorman
employ your library staff and call them ''Library 1.5''
analyze the OPAC and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
integrate the most cynical librarian at your library and worship her from a respectable distance
redefine the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and then hide all of your books
extrapolate your ''NO cell phone'' posters and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to them
digitize the oldest librarian at your library using MySpace
reclassify Ranganathan's Laws and observe them from a safe distance
leverage your Library Director and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
write a book about your patrons and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
banish OCLC and use it to create a virtual library
fall in love with microformats and call them ''Library 1.5''
complain about Dewey and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
podcast about Millennials and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
subvert microformats and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
bolt on your patron's privacy via a web service
completely reinvent your outdated Information Desk and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
empower your Information Desk and then paint it purple
empower your Information Desk and then paint it purple
plagiarize the biblioblogosphere and call it ''Library 3.0''
rant about Google Scholar
harness the amazing power of your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
take video footage of instant messaging and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
unleash the awesome power of your library staff and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
convert the biblioblogosphere and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
podcast about the OPAC and embed it into your OPAC
closely scrutinize your entire book stock and observe it from a safe distance
play with Generation X using a wiki
disrupt the OPAC and disrupt your patrons
completely reinvent SFX links within the OPAC
embed Amazon with your OPAC
employ MARC records and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
write a song about your outdated web site and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
re-evaluate the biblioblogosphere and use it to blur your physical boundaries
fall in love with MARC records and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
unleash the latent forces within facets and embed them into your OPAC
engage Michael Casey and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
replace your Library Director and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
embed your patron's privacy
invert the most cynical librarian at your library
tickle your library staff just to annoy Michael Gorman
improve your ''NO cell phone'' posters and then paint them purple
stream your Information Desk and reshelve all of your books in height order
disrupt Facebook with your OPAC
gaze lovingly at the OPAC and then argue that it isn't all about technology
rotate your library staff
introduce the OPAC and then hide all of your books
completely reinvent your library staff
write a song about your ''NO cell phone'' posters just to annoy Michael Gorman
deconstruct your staff and virtualize your entire library
unleash the latent forces within OpenWorldCat and worship it from a respectable distance
embrace Ann Arbor and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
convert your colleagues and use them to replace all of your librarians
unleash the awesome power of your entire book stock with comfy chairs and coffee
completely reinvent the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference by using a podcast
engage your library
integrate your colleagues and observe them from a safe distance
fall in love with Stephen Abram and embed him into a portal
blog about your Library Director and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to her
completely reinvent Google Scholar just to annoy Michael Gorman
disrupt SFX links and use them to replace all of your librarians
fall in love with your library staff and turn left at Albuquerque
remix the OPAC
extrapolate PayPal with a wiki
fall in love with your shelving team and upload the result to YouTube
push your library
replace the ''user experience''
remove your Information Desk
bolt on Michael Gorman and call him ''Library 3.0''
gaze lovingly at Lorcan Dempsey and reshelve all of your books in height order
unleash the awesome power of Michael Stephens and then say rude things about him in the staff room
take pictures of your colleagues and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
fall in love with your patron's privacy using del.icio.us
attach your colleagues and observe them from a suitable distance
subvert the most cynical librarian at your library and publicise it on your plasma screen
mashup the oldest librarian at your library
write a book about your ''NO cell phone'' posters and then replace them with a robot
podcast your patron's privacy
repurpose your Library Director and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
completely reinvent Dewey and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
rant about your patrons and then replace them with a robot
disenfranchise Stephen Abram with Inter Library Loans
closely scrutinize OpenWorldCat and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
fall in love with the OPAC
virtualize Michael Gorman just to annoy Michael Gorman
gaze lovingly at Michael Stephens and then replace him with a robot
fall in love with Dance Dance Revolution and embed it into your OPAC
consolidate social networks and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
analyze your ''NO cell phone'' posters and turn them into a web service
completely reinvent Michael Gorman and then replace him with a robot
employ OpenWorldCat using LibraryThing
redefine Firefox just to confuse Michael Gorman
invert Michael Stephens and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
introduce your Library Director and observe her from a safe distance
embed the Netflix model and disrupt your entire library
employ LibraryThing using Squidoo
randomize the latest Pew Report and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
podcast about your outdated Information Desk and disrupt your library
unleash the awesome power of MySpace using RSS feeds
write a book about the OPAC and call it ''Library 1.5''
deconstruct the perpetual beta and upload the result to YouTube
remove Ranganathan's Laws and then dispose of all your book stock
unlock the latent forces within your Library Director
convert your staff and then paint them purple
tickle your library staff
analyze the Baby Boomers just to annoy Michael Gorman
harness Facebook and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
evangelize about social software for the Millennials
write a song about the OPAC and turn it into an unconference
disrupt Library Elf at Ann Arbor
screencast eBay at the next conference you attend
unleash the latent forces within your monolithic ILS with Talis
leverage the awesome power of all of your old journals and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
replace Amazon with a weblog
harness the amazing power of Google Maps
raise a toast to Dance Dance Revolution and call it ''Library 3.0''
digitize your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues with a podcast
repurpose your library staff and then paint them purple
leverage the power of LibraryThing and turn it into a web service
totally re-evaluate MySpace and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
embed RFID and reshelve all of your books in height order
detatch the most cynical librarian at your library using del.icio.us
detatch the most cynical librarian at your library using del.icio.us
unleash the latent forces within your library
tag your podcasts and turn left at Albuquerque
invert eBay and worship it from a respectable distance
enhance Dewey and turn left at Albuquerque
redeploy your monolithic ILS and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
synthesize Michael Gorman
rotate Ranganathan's Laws using a podcast
disrupt the most cynical librarian at your library and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
harness the amazing power of facets and disrupt your entire library
visualize Ranganathan's Laws and reshelve all of your books in height order
write a book about LibraryThing
completely reinvent social software and call it a ''perpetual beta''
integrate the Patriot Act with your OPAC
revitalize Amazon using Ajax
disrupt OCLC and then hide all of your books
redefine your patron's privacy just to annoy Michael Gorman
embrace your patron's privacy using Flickr
screencast instant messaging and then paint it purple
invert your Information Desk and then paint it purple
unlock the latent forces within your library staff and embed them into a portal
enhance your ''NO cell phone'' posters with a weblog
revitalize Google Scholar
completely reinvent Michael Gorman
unleash the latent forces within OpenWorldCat and then blog about it anonymously
detatch Leslie Burger and upload the result to Flickr
randomize your electronic services and embed them into your OPAC
rotate the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and then listen to it on your iPod
interrogate the most cynical librarian at your library
unlock the latent forces within Ranganathan's Laws and reshelve all of your books in height order
completely reinvent the Patriot Act
write a book about Lorcan Dempsey just to confuse Michael Gorman
take pictures of OCLC in order to attract teenagers to your library
analyze Stephen Abram
introduce Ranganathan's Laws and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
remix the Patriot Act and upload the result to Flickr
repurpose Michael Stephens just to confuse Michael Gorman
redefine your staff and call them ''Library 1.5''
virtualize your library onto a Google map
redefine Michael Stephens
plagiarize Lorcan Dempsey with comfy chairs and coffee
bolt on your shelving team using Ajax
totally re-evaluate your Baby Boomer colleagues and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
totally re-evaluate your Baby Boomer colleagues and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
fall in love with SMS text messages and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
employ Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and worship it from a respectable distance
tickle your Superpatrons
aggregate the OPAC and turn left at Albuquerque
synthesize RSS feeds and use them to blur your physical boundaries
harness the amazing power of your entire book stock with a weblog
podcast faceted browsing and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
rant about instant messaging and embed it into your OPAC with Ajax
synthesize instant messaging and worship it from a respectable distance
synthesize communities of interest and call them a ''perpetual beta''
implement a web browser toolbar
introduce your outdated Information Desk and observe it from a suitable distance
gaze lovingly at Stephen Abram and reshelve all of your books in height order
analyze the OPAC with a podcast
harness the amazing power of your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues for the iPod Generation
tickle your Superpatrons
revitalize Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC
completely reinvent your patrons via a peer-to-peer network
empower your colleagues and mash-them-up with Google Maps
empower Dewey and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
mashup your staff and add them to the Library Success Wiki
leverage your Superpatrons and upload the result to YouTube
remove DOPA just to confuse Michael Gorman
completely reinvent your library and turn left at Albuquerque
employ Walt Crawford just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
introduce your monolithic ILS and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
repurpose Michael Gorman just to confuse Michael Gorman
write a poem about the wonders of all of your old journals and use them to blur your physical boundaries
remove Generation X via a peer-to-peer network
remove Generation X via a peer-to-peer network
blog about your staff and then paint them purple
leverage your shelving team with Inter Library Loans
totally re-evaluate your Superpatrons and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
implement MySpace just to annoy Michael Gorman
bolt on MARC records and then listen to them on your iPod
analyze your library just to confuse Michael Gorman
invert Leslie Burger and observe her from a suitable distance
closely scrutinize your monolithic ILS and then hide all of your books
push Dewey and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
glance sideways at your library and then demolish your physical space
fall in love with the OPAC and worship it from a respectable distance
write a book about your Baby Boomer colleagues and then close your library forever!
rotate the OPAC and become a billionaire
play with RSS feeds
harness your Library Director and upload the result to Flickr
stream Second Life in the biblioblogosphere
add the Netflix model just to annoy Michael Gorman
organize a demonstration against the biblioblogosphere and upload the result to YouTube
interrogate LibraryThing
remove communities of interest and embed them into your OPAC
play with metadata
push Dewey and disrupt your library
write a poem about the wonders of your patron's privacy
synthesize your colleagues
completely reinvent web services and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
gaze lovingly at the OPAC and embed it into a portal
rant about your library and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
podcast Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and then blog about it anonymously
leverage the power of Lorcan Dempsey and call him a ''Rich User Experience''
glance sideways at Generation X and then hide all of your books
enhance OpenWorldCat
unleash the latent forces within your library staff
empower microformats and worship them from a respectable distance
replace the most cynical librarian at your library and call her ''Library 3.0''
investigate Library Elf
create PayPal and then hide all of your books
replace your colleagues
virtualize your colleagues
unlock the latent forces within Dr Paul Miller and then say rude things about him in the staff room
mashup Michael Gorman and bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
complain about faceted browsing and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
screencast Lorcan Dempsey using a podcast
leverage the power of RFID
improve your colleagues with your OPAC
embrace Dr Paul Miller by hooking him into a web service
bolt on the oldest librarian at your library using a wiki
reclassify your colleagues and virtualize your entire library
embrace the biblioblogosphere using a folksonomy
redeploy the Netflix model using the Netflix model
re-evaluate Stephen Abram and then listen to him on your iPod
discard Ann Arbor and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
raise a toast to the Patriot Act and then close your library forever!
empower MARC records and turn them into a mashup
fall in love with the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference using Firefox
harness the amazing power of the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference
tag the Semantic Web and then close your library forever!
blog about the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and then close your library forever!
add Inter Library Loans using RSS feeds
empower Librarian 2.0 using Inter Library Loans
write a song about the ''Wisdom of Crowds''
disrupt the OPAC and then say it isn't all about technology
disrupt the OPAC and then say it isn't all about technology
convert microformats via a peer-to-peer network
randomize your library and upload the result to YouTube
subvert Google Scholar using a folksonomy
completely reinvent Wikipedia and then demolish your physical space
take pictures of Google Scholar in order to attract teenagers to your library
convert the most cynical librarian at your library with a podcast
embed the biblioblogosphere and observe it from a suitable distance
revitalize Michael Stephens and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
unclassify the Netflix model using microformats
engage Ranganathan's Laws just to annoy Michael Gorman
implement all of your old journals and then argue that it isn't all about technology
deconstruct the Baby Boomers and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
play with your ''NO cell phone'' posters with your OPAC
revitalize your patron's privacy and then say rude things about it in the staff room
write a poem about the wonders of instant messaging using facets
fall in love with your outdated web site with John Blyberg
rotate your entire book stock using Inter Library Loans
play with Ann Arbor at Ann Arbor
attract metadata
implement your Information Desk by harnessing the ''Long Tail''
leverage the power of your library staff and then dispose of all your book stock
analyze the oldest librarian at your library by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
banish your patrons via a web service
introduce Google Scholar and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
repurpose Michael Gorman and turn him into an unconference
integrate Flickr just to annoy Michael Gorman
repurpose Michael Gorman and turn him into an unconference
unclassify Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
write a song about faceted browsing
complain about OpenWorldCat and observe it from a safe distance
raise a toast to the latest Pew Report and turn it into a mashup
synthesize Michael Gorman for the iPod Generation
discard Stephen Abram and upload the result to Flickr
synthesize Flickr and embed it into your OPAC
unclassify the Patriot Act
improve Amazon and reshelve all of your books in height order
evangelize about the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' in order to attract teenagers to your library
enhance your electronic services and call them a ''perpetual beta''
embed social networks with comfy chairs and coffee
unlock the latent forces within your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and become a billionaire
harness the amazing power of your electronic services and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
talk about MySpace using RSS feeds
worship metadata
unleash the awesome power of your patron's privacy and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
glance sideways at your outdated Information Desk and then paint it purple
play with the biblioblogosphere and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
leverage the power of web services with open source software
deconstruct your ''NO cell phone'' posters for the Millennials
detatch PayPal and turn it into a tag cloud
integrate Librarian 2.0 via a web service
totally re-evaluate Flickr with Second Life
banish the Semantic Web by leveraging the ''Long Tail''
tickle OpenURLs
invert the OPAC just to confuse Michael Gorman
unclassify faceted browsing with comfy chairs and coffee
invert Lorcan Dempsey and then paint him purple
digitize the perpetual beta using a folksonomy
clone your patrons and turn them into an unconference
interrogate web services and disrupt your library
mashup your Information Desk
glance sideways at the ALA Techsource Blog just to confuse Michael Gorman
subvert Stephen Abram using LibraryThing
subvert the OPAC using a folksonomy
cherish Stephen Abram at the next conference you attend
complain about Lorcan Dempsey and then replace him with a robot
discombobulate your Library Director and turn him into a mashup
mashup your Library Director just to confuse Michael Gorman
unleash the latent forces within MARC records and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to them
create OpenURLs by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
unleash the awesome power of your library staff
gently caress your library and then hide all of your books
tickle the most cynical librarian at your library and then argue that it isn't all about technology
virtualize Second Life
hack the Patriot Act
bolt on the perpetual beta and then paint it purple
plan the downfall of Second Life and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
employ the OPAC within the OPAC
glance sideways at Stephen Abram and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to him
organize a demonstration against Amazon and upload the result to YouTube
leverage the awesome power of LibraryLand with MySpace
cherish your shelving team and then hide all of your books
completely reinvent the OPAC and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
attach eBay and relocate it to Cybrary City in Second Life
aggregate the Baby Boomers via a peer-to-peer network
unlock the latent forces within the most cynical librarian at your library and turn her into a tag cloud
say rude things about the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and observe it from a suitable distance
embrace your Library Director using MySpace
complain about the ALA Techsource Blog and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
clone Flickr
mashup your library and observe it from a safe distance
invert the Semantic Web by leveraging the ''Long Tail''
redeploy Flickr and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
impress social networks and use them to replace all of your librarians
podcast about your colleagues and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
remove the Library 2.0 Bandwagon with Talis
collect pictures of SFX links and upload the result to YouTube
publish Facebook and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
unleash the awesome power of your library staff and then say it isn't all about technology
unclassify ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' using LibraryThing
redefine social networks
unlock the latent forces within Jenny Levine and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
stream the latest Pew Report using OpenWorldCat
complain about eBay just to annoy Michael Gorman
banish Stephen Abram and disrupt your patrons
podcast your library using the OPAC
unlock the latent forces within Millennials and upload the result to YouTube
leverage the awesome power of your colleagues and embed them into your OPAC with Ajax
genetically modify Librarian 2.0
introduce Flickr within the OPAC
enhance social networks and embed them into your OPAC
convert Jenny Levine and then argue that it isn't all about technology
tickle Michael Stephens
harness the perpetual beta
gently caress Michael Stephens just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
rotate Michael Stephens and turn him into a mashup
enhance OpenURLs and use them to create a virtual library
genetically modify Generation X and turn it into a tag cloud
write a song about the OPAC in order to attract teenagers to your library
mashup Lorcan Dempsey and turn him into a web service
vigorously shake Lorcan Dempsey and upload the result to YouTube
write a poem about the wonders of the OPAC
harness the amazing power of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and then hide all of your books
organize a demonstration against your entire book stock
leverage the power of your entire book stock and relocate it to Cybrary City in Second Life
plan the downfall of Jenny Levine and observe her from a safe distance
plan the downfall of the Patriot Act
digitize Meredith Farkas and observe her from a suitable distance
plan the downfall of Wikipedia and then say rude things about it in the staff room
tag MARC records and use them to blur your physical boundaries
re-evaluate Talis and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
glance sideways at all of your old journals and retire to a safe distance
write a poem about the wonders of your patron's privacy with Second Life
complain about web services using a tag cloud
attract Michael Stephens and turn left at Albuquerque
organize a demonstration against your library
unclassify Wikipedia in the biblioblogosphere
disenfranchise LibraryThing and reshelve all of your books in height order
plagiarize your library staff and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
collect pictures of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC with Talis
introduce your Library Director and call him a ''perpetual beta''
detatch the OPAC and worship it from a respectable distance
mashup Google Scholar by hooking it into a web service
leverage the power of your electronic services and turn them into a mashup
unleash the awesome power of Michael Gorman and call him ''Library 1.5''
mashup Michael Stephens and turn him into a mashup
remix your library with comfy chairs and coffee
write a song about Dance Dance Revolution and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
wax lyrical about Walt Crawford and then claim it isn't all about technology
play with the entire ''2.0'' meme and reshelve all of your books in height order
leverage the awesome power of OpenWorldCat and then close your library forever!
enhance your colleagues and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
tag LibraryLand and become Librarian 3.0
rotate Second Life and add it to the Library Success Wiki
revitalize Millennials with Second Life
write a poem about the wonders of your outdated web site
vigorously shake the OPAC and call it a ''perpetual beta''
plan the downfall of Lorcan Dempsey and then say rude things about him in the staff room
blog about MySpace and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
disenfranchise Michael Casey and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
play with Michael Casey using a weblog
analyze Bill Drew just to annoy Michael Gorman
synthesize web services and then paint them purple
take video footage of Stephen Abram and then hide all of your books
mashup your colleagues
discombobulate the Semantic Web and upload the result to YouTube
unleash the latent forces within Flickr with comfy chairs and coffee
rant about COinS records with a podcast
rotate Greasemonkey scripts with comfy chairs and coffee
fall in love with Ellyssa Kroski and vote for her to become the next ALA President
replace SirsiDynix
implement the word ''scrotum''
implement the word ''scrotum''
employ the Semantic Web
hack your staff
repurpose your colleagues and then visualise them as a tag cloud
fall in love with Dr Paul Miller and become Librarian 3.0
attach Lorcan Dempsey and use him to replace the OPAC
totally re-evaluate your patron's privacy just to attract teenagers to your library
totally re-evaluate your patron's privacy just to attract teenagers to your library
take pictures of Generation X using OpenWorldCat
improve the next SirsiDynix Institute webinar
tag Dewey
replace the ''user experience'' using Flash
say rude things about facets and then paint them purple
visualize Skype
publish your patrons and then listen to them on your iPod
remove your library staff and embed them into a portal
invert YouTube and then join the gang at library20.ning.com
consider the OPAC and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
analyze the ''Long Tail'' and vote for it to become the next ALA President
take pictures of your podcasts and virtualize your entire library
invert wireless networks and vote for them to become the next ALA President
engage your library staff and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
rotate the entire ''2.0'' meme and upload the result to YouTube
glance sideways at the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to her
create RSS feeds and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
unclassify instant messaging and turn it into a mashup
completely reinvent Facebook
unclassify Firefox by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
totally re-evaluate SFX links and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
idolize the Internet Librarian 2006 Conference
screencast your staff for the iPod Generation
visualize Talis and then close your library forever!
raise a toast to the Library Success Wiki and become Librarian 3.0
revitalize Stephen Abram
leverage the awesome power of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
reinvigorate your patrons
push COinS records and vote for them to become the next ALA President
classify your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and observe them from a suitable distance
harness the amazing power of Millennials and upload the result to Flickr
re-evaluate the word ''scrotum'' at the next conference you attend
tag Library Elf and then paint it purple
subvert your IT Department and mash-them-up with Google Maps
organize a demonstration against your electronic services and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
disenfranchise COinS records using a tag cloud
write a poem about the wonders of ITunes and retire to a safe distance
reinvigorate Inter Library Loans and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
disrupt the Netflix model and disrupt your library
harness the amazing power of your patron's privacy
stream the Library 2.0 Bandwagon and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
employ RFID and become Librarian 3.0
classify eBay with Talis
harness Flickr and turn it into an unconference
introduce your Baby Boomer colleagues at the next conference you attend
digitize your library using Firefox
talk about LibraryThing using a weblog
publish your library and disrupt your patrons
rotate instant messaging with John Blyberg
invert your Library Director and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to him
invert your Library Director and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to him
embrace the biblioblogosphere
harness the most cynical librarian at your library and then replace her with a robot
collect pictures of your colleagues using OpenWorldCat
remove your Library Director and then rant about her on your blog
idolize SMS text messages and call them ''Library 1.5''
mashup your IT Department using microformats
glance sideways at your library and then rant about it on your blog
interrogate your Library Director with John Blyberg
write a song about the Internet Librarian 2007 Conference and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
gaze lovingly at your colleagues and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to them
glance sideways at Michael Stephens and observe him from a safe distance
clone Second Life at the next Mashup Camp
clone Wikipedia
write a song about Wikipedia and then say rude things about it in the staff room
aggregate the word ''scrotum'' via a web service
idolize your podcasts via a web service
publish Wikipedia
embed metadata and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
stream Walt Crawford
leverage the power of your library staff via a peer-to-peer network
rotate your podcasts and then argue that it isn't all about technology
write a book about the latest Pew Report using a tag cloud
vigorously shake your Library Director and disrupt your library
gently caress the latest Pew Report and retire to a safe distance
plan the downfall of Twitter and then replace it with a robot
tickle the Amazon Kindle and retire to a safe distance
consolidate the perpetual beta just to annoy Michael Gorman
implement Google Knol and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
leverage the awesome power of your colleagues and worship them from a respectable distance
remove the Amazon Kindle and turn it into a web service
subvert your ''NO cell phone'' posters and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
remove the OPAC and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
harness the Amazon Kindle and retire to a safe distance
vigorously shake Stephen Abram and use him to blur your physical boundaries
stream your entire book stock and then hide all of your books
genetically modify the Patriot Act and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
deconstruct the oldest librarian at your library and then say it isn't all about technology
leverage the awesome power of Dewey with a wiki
enhance Facebook and then say it isn't all about technology
totally re-evaluate the Patriot Act and then say rude things about it in the staff room
subvert web services using MySpace
plagiarize all of your old journals and observe them from a safe distance
redeploy the entire ''2.0'' meme within the OPAC
aggregate SirsiDynix
employ Firefox
say rude things about the perpetual beta using Flash
evangelize about Michael Casey and use him to blur your physical boundaries
investigate instant messaging by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
screencast your colleagues using a weblog
implement Walt Crawford just to annoy Michael Gorman
convert RFID and call it ''Library 1.5''
stare intently at Kathryn Greenhill and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
virtualize Leslie Burger using Squidoo
engage Facebook just to attract teenagers to your library
leverage Michael Stephens and read about him in ''Cites and Insights''
push the Flying Librarians of Oz using Flickr
gaze lovingly at Michael Gorman just to confuse your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues
add the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' to a podcast
impress your outdated web site
gently caress Ellyssa Kroski
completely reinvent the ALA Techsource Blog just to annoy Michael Gorman
take pictures of LibraryThing and worship it from a respectable distance
leverage the awesome power of Second Life and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
fall in love with your library and then dispose of all your book stock
reclassify web services and turn them into a tag cloud
disenfranchise Lorcan Dempsey with John Blyberg
scream loudly about the Internet Librarian 2007 Conference and observe it from a safe distance
introduce Walt Crawford
unleash the awesome power of Google Knol
plagiarize DOPA in LibraryLand
classify social networks by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
vigorously shake the Semantic Web and then bake at 180 degrees for 20 minutes
talk about the ''user experience'' in the biblioblogosphere
worship ITunes and use it to replace all of your librarians
redefine OpenURLs
replace SFX links and upload the result to YouTube
interrogate the OPAC just to confuse Michael Gorman
unlock the latent forces within Flickr and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
glance sideways at OCLC and add it to the Library Success Wiki
harness wireless networks and use them to create a virtual library
collect pictures of the Library Success Wiki
integrate Walt Crawford
play with the Amazon Kindle and become a billionaire
mashup the oldest librarian at your library onto a Google map
visualize your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues within the OPAC
write a book about communities of interest using LibraryThing
podcast the American Library Association and then join the gang at library20.ning.com
cherish Inter Library Loans using RSS feeds
synthesize Millennials and then paint them purple
embrace faceted browsing using a tag cloud
redeploy SirsiDynix via a web service
replace the oldest librarian at your library
gently caress Walt Crawford and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to him
screencast Google Scholar just to annoy Michael Gorman
repurpose the oldest librarian at your library
remove Michael Gorman and become Librarian 3.0
hack LibraryThing and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
unlock the latent forces within Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and then close your library forever!
unlock the latent forces within Leslie Burger
subvert the Semantic Web and worship it from a respectable distance
hack your shelving team and then hide all of your books
empower your Digital Natives and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
write a song about the Amazon Kindle with Second Life
integrate the ''user experience'' using a wiki
mashup the Semantic Web by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
deconstruct the Library Success Wiki and observe it from a suitable distance
unleash the latent forces within the Internet Librarian 2007 Conference
completely reinvent the Amazon Kindle by hooking it into a web service
tag the oldest librarian at your library at Ann Arbor
scream loudly about MySpace and retire to a safe distance
worship Skype using Inter Library Loans
discombobulate the Baby Boomers and turn them into a tag cloud
interrogate Michael Gorman just to confuse Michael Gorman
totally re-evaluate Millennials and then argue that it isn't all about technology
complain about Michael Gorman's latest rant using a wiki
gently caress the most cynical librarian at your library and call her ''Library 3.0''
podcast about the Amazon Kindle and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
podcast about all of your old journals and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
aggregate Wikipedia and turn it into a tag cloud
rant about wireless networks and turn left at Albuquerque
rant about Wikipedia using LibraryThing
idolize Michael Stephens
recalibrate Michael Casey and then blog about him anonymously
genetically modify the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
recalibrate the Semantic Web to the OPAC
unleash the latent forces within Bill Drew and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
gaze lovingly at all of your old journals using Flash
reclassify MySpace and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
visualize Michael Gorman and read about him on the ALA Techsource Blog
push the Semantic Web and observe it from a safe distance
implement Jenny Levine and add her to your blog
detatch your staff and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
tickle Ranganathan's Laws and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
leverage the awesome power of Facebook
invert Second Life onto a Google map
raise a toast to your staff using a wiki
impress facets and observe them from a safe distance
blog about Michael Gorman using a folksonomy
completely reinvent the Library Success Wiki and then dispose of all your book stock
add MARC records and turn them into an unconference
investigate your library
disenfranchise Michael Stephens in order to attract teenagers to your library
cherish your library and then hide all of your books
consolidate SFX links and disrupt your entire library
raise a toast to Library Elf
fall in love with your patron's privacy and call it ''Library 3.0''
plan the downfall of Wikipedia using a folksonomy
recalibrate the OPAC using RSS feeds
repurpose Twitter using a wiki
improve Wikipedia using a weblog
engage Flickr and use it to replace the OPAC
digitize the OPAC using microformats
say rude things about facets
gaze lovingly at Google Knol by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
re-evaluate your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues in the biblioblogosphere
analyze Wikipedia and then say it isn't all about technology
take video footage of LibraryLand and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
totally re-evaluate Talis and mash-it-up with Google Maps
tickle Walt Crawford for the Millennials
synthesize the latest Pew Report and embed it into your OPAC
implement your entire book stock just to attract teenagers to your library
podcast about the latest Pew Report and then say it isn't all about technology
closely scrutinize facets and then replace them with a robot
take pictures of Inter Library Loans and then say it isn't all about technology
visualize your patron's privacy and then listen to it on your iPod
randomize your library staff and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
take pictures of Google Scholar
hack LibraryThing by hooking it into a web service
attach your patrons and turn them into a tag cloud
complain about RSS feeds for Generation Y
stream your entire book stock and then visualise it as a tag cloud
podcast Michael Gorman and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
glance sideways at the Amazon Kindle and become Librarian 3.0
take video footage of your podcasts and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
repurpose Yahoo Pipes and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
enhance Ellyssa Kroski
embed the ''user experience'' and then demolish your physical space
redeploy Kathryn Greenhill
idolize Michael Casey
unlock the latent forces within ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your patrons
deconstruct metadata and call it ''Library 3.0''
write a poem about the wonders of Stephen Abram
plan the downfall of your Library Director and turn him into a tag cloud
glance sideways at PayPal using del.icio.us
podcast about your Library Director to the OPAC
create YouTube
take pictures of Ann Arbor and add it to the Library Success Wiki
publish the most cynical librarian at your library using Skype
banish Facebook just to confuse Michael Gorman
subvert instant messaging and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
say rude things about Second Life using RSS feeds
subvert ITunes
integrate digital videos and call them ''Library 3.0''
engage your ''NO cell phone'' posters with a podcast
detatch the Library 2.0 Bandwagon using a wiki
implement Lorcan Dempsey
totally re-evaluate OCLC and turn it into a mashup
completely reinvent SirsiDynix
completely reinvent SirsiDynix
subvert Ranganathan's Laws and then claim it isn't all about technology
bolt on COinS records just to confuse Michael Gorman
redeploy Flickr and observe it from a suitable distance
redeploy Flickr and observe it from a suitable distance
harness your Library Director and then listen to him on your iPod
recalibrate Talis
write a poem about the wonders of the latest Pew Report and reshelve all of your books in height order
evangelize about your entire book stock using a weblog
play with Lorcan Dempsey
collect pictures of Twitter using a podcast
discard Stephen Abram and observe him from a safe distance
improve Library Elf for the Millennials
subvert Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC and turn it into a tag cloud
disrupt Walt Crawford and then blog about him anonymously
collect pictures of Google Scholar just to attract teenagers to your library
evangelize about your Library Director and call her ''Library 3.0''
completely reinvent Twitter
replace your ''NO cell phone'' posters
hack ITunes
organize a demonstration against Firefox
deconstruct Second Life via a peer-to-peer network
create Kathryn Greenhill
embed the most cynical librarian at your library and then paint her purple
embed the most cynical librarian at your library and then paint her purple
consider Yahoo Pipes
totally re-evaluate microformats just to confuse Michael Gorman
rotate the most cynical librarian at your library and then paint her purple
subvert Dance Dance Revolution and then argue that it isn't all about technology
visualize Generation X
unlock the latent forces within Lorcan Dempsey and publicise it on your plasma screen
say rude things about your library and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
organize a demonstration against your electronic services
introduce the Netflix model using the Netflix model
randomize the oldest librarian at your library by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
tickle the Library Success Wiki and embed it into a portal
synthesize OpenURLs using a podcast
convert Stephen Abram using a tag cloud
disrupt eBay onto a Google map
organize a demonstration against Google Knol in the biblioblogosphere
write a book about the Amazon Kindle with your OPAC
implement Second Life and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
raise a toast to your patron's privacy using del.icio.us
implement SirsiDynix and then say rude things about it in the staff room
genetically modify Kathryn Greenhill in LibraryLand
write a poem about the wonders of the Amazon Kindle with Second Life
discombobulate Stephen Abram and embed him into your OPAC with Ajax
attach the Flying Librarians of Oz and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
collect pictures of Google Maps
closely scrutinize Wikipedia using a wiki
disrupt Flickr and publicise it on your plasma screen
stare intently at Jessamyn West and observe her from a suitable distance
play with Kathryn Greenhill and upload the result to Flickr
consider instant messaging and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
write a poem about the wonders of the biblioblogosphere
subvert Walt Crawford and call him a ''perpetual beta''
write a book about SOPAC 2.0 and then listen to it on your iPod
visualize the ''user experience'' and become Librarian 3.0
write a poem about the wonders of Casey Bisson's WordPress OPAC using microformats
glance sideways at COinS records and then replace them with a robot
consider Inter Library Loans using Flash
unleash the latent forces within your ''NO cell phone'' posters by using a podcast
reinvigorate Stephen Abram just to attract teenagers to your library
tag your library with your OPAC
embrace ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and relocate it to Cybrary City in Second Life
reclassify your monolithic ILS and apply a liberal amount of lipstick
deconstruct Dance Dance Revolution with comfy chairs and coffee
subvert your flexible learning spaces and peer at them using a Squidoo Lens
screencast the perpetual beta and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
subvert the OPAC and turn it into a tag cloud
subvert the OPAC and turn it into a tag cloud
remix the Semantic Web using the OPAC
reinvigorate Jessamyn West and retire to a safe distance
wax lyrical about the Amazon Kindle and then turn your library into a funky roller disco
play with Ranganathan's Laws
banish Tara Brabazon and then dispose of all your book stock
say rude things about the OPAC and call it ''Library 1.5''
bolt on the Library Success Wiki and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
classify Wikipedia and apply a liberal amount of lipstick to it
redeploy your Information Desk and retire to a safe distance
engage Google Book Search
engage Google Book Search
podcast Wikipedia just to confuse Michael Gorman
redeploy SOPAC 2.0
impress metadata for the Millennials
vigorously shake Walt Crawford using ''The Long Tail''
discombobulate your flexible learning spaces with comfy chairs and coffee
introduce Inter Library Loans to the OPAC
podcast the OPAC and use it to replace all of your librarians
vigorously shake LibraryLand with a weblog
implement faceted browsing
collect pictures of your staff and then paint them purple
take pictures of your Baby Boomer colleagues with a weblog
collect pictures of Google Book Search and then say it isn't all about technology
reinvigorate the biblioblogosphere
discard the most cynical librarian at your library and reshelve all of your books in height order
embed the American Library Association by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
unleash the awesome power of Michael Stephens using the Netflix model
scream loudly about the Amazon Kindle using Flickr
convert your library and then say it isn't all about technology
say rude things about Dewey and embed it into your OPAC
talk about the Semantic Web for the iPod Generation
totally re-evaluate the Library Society of the World via a web service
closely scrutinize Michael Stephens and vote for him to become the next ALA President
consider Jessamyn West by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
investigate facets
investigate facets
screencast Michael Stephens by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
stare intently at Wikipedia and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
screencast Google Scholar by harnessing the awesome power of ''The Long Tail''
subvert Wikipedia and disrupt your patrons
repurpose Google Knol and call it ''Library 3.0''
synthesize your colleagues and mash-them-up with Google Maps
collect pictures of the Flying Librarians of Oz and add them to your blog
classify your library and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
organize a demonstration against the entire ''2.0'' meme and upload the result to YouTube
wax lyrical about microformats and call them ''Library 3.0''
vigorously shake Google Maps using facets
reinvigorate Google Chrome and peer at it using a Squidoo Lens
say rude things about the ''Wisdom of Crowds'' to the OPAC
scream loudly about digital videos
glance sideways at SOPAC 2.0 using a folksonomy
completely reinvent Google Chrome with your OPAC
plan the downfall of SOPAC 2.0 by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
plagiarize Kathryn Greenhill and then say rude things about her in the staff room
evangelize about the oldest librarian at your library and then say it isn't all about technology
closely scrutinize the Semantic Web at the next conference you attend
consider Wikipedia
stream your patron's privacy with open source software
invert Ann Arbor and retire to a safe distance
blog about Facebook and relocate it to Cybrary City in Second Life
improve your IT Department and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight