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  • analyze the Amazon Kindle by leveraging the ''Hive Mind''
  • synthesize Wikipedia using the Netflix model
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  • completely reinvent Google Wave and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
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  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • gaze lovingly at Facebook using Skype
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  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
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  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
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  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
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  • genetically modify Flickr
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  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
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  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
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  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
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  • synthesize Wikipedia using the Netflix model
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  • leverage the power of Google Chrome using RSS feeds
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  • podcast about ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' using the medium of interpretive dance
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  • take video footage of iPad using Flickr
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • synthesize Wikipedia using the Netflix model
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • completely reinvent Google Wave and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
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  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
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  • discombobulate web services and observe them from a suitable distance
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  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • invert Ranganathan's Laws and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
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  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
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  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
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  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
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  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
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  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • invert SOPAC 2.0 using the medium of interpretive dance
  • podcast about Google Knol and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • bow down and pay your respects to LibraryLand and then run naked through your library screaming ''eureka!''
  • completely reinvent Google Wave and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
  • discombobulate web services and observe them from a suitable distance
  • invert Ranganathan's Laws and reach Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • remix Michael Gorman and upload the result to Flickr
  • closely scrutinize Google Wave and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
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  • wax lyrical about the Amazon Kindle and virtualize your entire library
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  • introduce the biblioblogosphere ...ooops, epic fail!
  • plagiarize Ranganathan's Laws and then argue that it isn't all about technology
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  • rant about QR Codes using a weblog
  • revitalize Twitter and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take pictures of Google Chrome and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
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  • tweet about eBay and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • write a book about the Baby Boomers and turn them into a tag cloud
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • bow down and pay your respects to the Library Society of the World using the medium of interpretive dance
  • glance sideways at the Semantic Web via a web service
  • plagiarize Wikipedia using RSS feeds
  • talk about your Superpatrons using the medium of interpretive dance
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  • discard instant messaging using a wiki
  • idolize Google Wave using a Meebo chatroom
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  • take secret photographs of the medium of interpretive dance using a podcast
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  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • bow down and pay your respects to Google Chrome using a weblog
  • remove the biblioblogosphere using Firefox
  • cherish the Library Journal and call it ''Library 1.5''
  • mashup Google Maps via a peer-to-peer network
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
  • raise a toast to your colleagues and then argue that it isn't all about technology
  • bow down and pay your respects to Google Chrome using a weblog
  • remove the biblioblogosphere using Firefox
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • banish Michael Gorman and embed him into your OPAC
  • reclassify your old catalog cards using a tag cloud
  • subvert the ''Long Tail'' and become Librarian 3.0
  • aggregate your Superpatrons at the next Mashup Camp
  • consider Microsoft Bing and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • discard ChatRoulette using a Meebo chatroom
  • disrupt your Library Director at the next conference you attend
  • embrace the medium of interpretive dance
  • empower the ''user experience'' and turn it into a tag cloud
  • improve your Digital Natives and turn left at Albuquerque
  • integrate PayPal and publicise it on your plasma screen
  • interrogate the most cynical librarian at your library and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • leverage the power of social software for the Millennials
  • organize a demonstration against Voices for the Library for Generation Z
  • podcast COinS records
  • podcast about your staff using the medium of interpretive dance
  • rant about the Semantic Web ...FTW!!!
  • remix the OPAC
  • say rude things about ChatRoulette
  • subvert your flexible learning spaces using Flickr
  • tweet about your staff and mash-them-up with Google Maps
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • creep up slowly towards RFID
  • extrapolate QR Codes by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • fall in love with the Amazon Kindle and embed it into a portal
  • plan the downfall of LibraryThing and stick an RFID tag on it
  • podcast about the Library Society of the World and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
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  • reinvigorate Greasemonkey scripts with open source software
  • totally re-evaluate metadata and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • analyze Library Elf and stick an RFID tag on it
  • analyze the OPAC
  • digitize Facebook and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
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  • enhance QR Codes with a wiki
  • gently caress Voices for the Library and use it to blur your physical boundaries
  • integrate the OPAC using Flickr
  • leverage the Amazon Kindle and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • totally re-evaluate Dewey and peer at it using a Squidoo Lens
  • unleash the awesome power of your patron's privacy with comfy chairs and coffee
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • invert SOPAC 2.0 using the medium of interpretive dance
  • podcast about Google Knol and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • banish Michael Gorman and embed him into your OPAC
  • reclassify your old catalog cards using a tag cloud
  • subvert the ''Long Tail'' and become Librarian 3.0
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • closely scrutinize Google Wave and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
  • completely reinvent SMS text messages using the medium of interpretive dance
  • discard SirsiDynix and serenade it with a tender love song
  • harness SOPAC 2.0 using the medium of interpretive dance
  • mashup LibraryLand ...oh no, epic fail!
  • praise ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
  • raise a toast to ChatRoulette with a weblog
  • subvert your library and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
  • wax lyrical about the Amazon Kindle and virtualize your entire library
  • collect pictures of Microsoft Bing and relocate it to Second Life
  • consider ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and then replace it with a robot
  • embed the OPAC
  • introduce the biblioblogosphere ...ooops, epic fail!
  • plagiarize Ranganathan's Laws and then argue that it isn't all about technology
  • plagiarize your IT Department just to attract teenagers to your library
  • rant about QR Codes using a weblog
  • revitalize Twitter and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take pictures of Google Chrome and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • take pictures of your library
  • tweet about eBay and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • write a book about the Baby Boomers and turn them into a tag cloud
  • leverage the awesome power of Firefox and become a billionaire
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • bow down and pay your respects to the Library Society of the World using the medium of interpretive dance
  • glance sideways at the Semantic Web via a web service
  • plagiarize Wikipedia using RSS feeds
  • talk about your Superpatrons using the medium of interpretive dance
  • unleash the awesome power of your Library Director and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • attach Second Life using the Netflix model
  • blog about Google Book Search and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • discard instant messaging using a wiki
  • idolize Google Wave using a Meebo chatroom
  • implement Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • implement Mashed Library UK 2010 and embed it into the OPAC
  • integrate Twitter ...FTW!!!
  • organize a demonstration against your Superpatrons using the medium of interpretive dance
  • plan the downfall of your Library Director and embed him into your OPAC with Ajax
  • recalibrate metadata with a podcast
  • redeploy QR Codes and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
  • stream your colleagues by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • take secret photographs of the medium of interpretive dance using a podcast
  • tweet about Google Book Search
  • unclassify iPad and use it to replace all of your librarians
  • unclassify the Netflix model using the medium of interpretive dance
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • collect pictures of the Flying Librarians of Oz onto virtual catalogue cards
  • disrupt the LSW chatroom and then paint it purple
  • rant about the entire ''2.0'' meme and vote for it to become the next ALA President
  • create ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' using a tag cloud
  • employ OCLC and then close your library forever!
  • fall in love with Twitter
  • hack Ranganathan's Laws using Inter Library Loans
  • reward your outdated web site and then replace it with a robot
  • cherish the Library Journal and call it ''Library 1.5''
  • mashup Google Maps via a peer-to-peer network
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
  • raise a toast to your colleagues and then argue that it isn't all about technology
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • invert SOPAC 2.0 using the medium of interpretive dance
  • podcast about Google Knol and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • bow down and pay your respects to Google Chrome using a weblog
  • remove the biblioblogosphere using Firefox
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • aggregate your Superpatrons at the next Mashup Camp
  • consider Microsoft Bing and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • discard ChatRoulette using a Meebo chatroom
  • disrupt your Library Director at the next conference you attend
  • embrace the medium of interpretive dance
  • empower the ''user experience'' and turn it into a tag cloud
  • improve your Digital Natives and turn left at Albuquerque
  • integrate PayPal and publicise it on your plasma screen
  • interrogate the most cynical librarian at your library and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • leverage the power of social software for the Millennials
  • organize a demonstration against Voices for the Library for Generation Z
  • podcast COinS records
  • podcast about your staff using the medium of interpretive dance
  • rant about the Semantic Web ...FTW!!!
  • remix the OPAC
  • say rude things about ChatRoulette
  • subvert your flexible learning spaces using Flickr
  • tweet about your staff and mash-them-up with Google Maps
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • creep up slowly towards RFID
  • extrapolate QR Codes by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • fall in love with the Amazon Kindle and embed it into a portal
  • plan the downfall of LibraryThing and stick an RFID tag on it
  • podcast about the Library Society of the World and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • reclassify ITunes
  • reinvigorate Greasemonkey scripts with open source software
  • totally re-evaluate metadata and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • analyze Library Elf and stick an RFID tag on it
  • analyze the OPAC
  • digitize Facebook and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • discard Librarian 2.0
  • discard a web browser toolbar
  • enhance QR Codes with a wiki
  • gently caress Voices for the Library and use it to blur your physical boundaries
  • integrate the OPAC using Flickr
  • leverage the Amazon Kindle and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • totally re-evaluate Dewey and peer at it using a Squidoo Lens
  • unleash the awesome power of your patron's privacy with comfy chairs and coffee
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • banish Michael Gorman and embed him into your OPAC
  • reclassify your old catalog cards using a tag cloud
  • subvert the ''Long Tail'' and become Librarian 3.0
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • leverage the awesome power of Firefox and become a billionaire
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • closely scrutinize Google Wave and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
  • completely reinvent SMS text messages using the medium of interpretive dance
  • discard SirsiDynix and serenade it with a tender love song
  • harness SOPAC 2.0 using the medium of interpretive dance
  • mashup LibraryLand ...oh no, epic fail!
  • praise ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
  • raise a toast to ChatRoulette with a weblog
  • subvert your library and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
  • wax lyrical about the Amazon Kindle and virtualize your entire library
  • collect pictures of Microsoft Bing and relocate it to Second Life
  • consider ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and then replace it with a robot
  • embed the OPAC
  • introduce the biblioblogosphere ...ooops, epic fail!
  • plagiarize Ranganathan's Laws and then argue that it isn't all about technology
  • plagiarize your IT Department just to attract teenagers to your library
  • rant about QR Codes using a weblog
  • revitalize Twitter and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take pictures of Google Chrome and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • take pictures of your library
  • tweet about eBay and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • write a book about the Baby Boomers and turn them into a tag cloud
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • invert SOPAC 2.0 using the medium of interpretive dance
  • podcast about Google Knol and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • bow down and pay your respects to the Library Society of the World using the medium of interpretive dance
  • glance sideways at the Semantic Web via a web service
  • plagiarize Wikipedia using RSS feeds
  • talk about your Superpatrons using the medium of interpretive dance
  • unleash the awesome power of your Library Director and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • attach Second Life using the Netflix model
  • blog about Google Book Search and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • discard instant messaging using a wiki
  • idolize Google Wave using a Meebo chatroom
  • implement Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • implement Mashed Library UK 2010 and embed it into the OPAC
  • integrate Twitter ...FTW!!!
  • organize a demonstration against your Superpatrons using the medium of interpretive dance
  • plan the downfall of your Library Director and embed him into your OPAC with Ajax
  • recalibrate metadata with a podcast
  • redeploy QR Codes and become Librarian 3.1415926535...
  • stream your colleagues by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • take secret photographs of the medium of interpretive dance using a podcast
  • tweet about Google Book Search
  • unclassify iPad and use it to replace all of your librarians
  • unclassify the Netflix model using the medium of interpretive dance
  • create ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' using a tag cloud
  • employ OCLC and then close your library forever!
  • fall in love with Twitter
  • hack Ranganathan's Laws using Inter Library Loans
  • reward your outdated web site and then replace it with a robot
  • collect pictures of the Flying Librarians of Oz onto virtual catalogue cards
  • disrupt the LSW chatroom and then paint it purple
  • rant about the entire ''2.0'' meme and vote for it to become the next ALA President
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • cherish the Library Journal and call it ''Library 1.5''
  • mashup Google Maps via a peer-to-peer network
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and call it a ''Rich User Experience''
  • raise a toast to your colleagues and then argue that it isn't all about technology
  • bow down and pay your respects to Google Chrome using a weblog
  • remove the biblioblogosphere using Firefox
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • aggregate your Superpatrons at the next Mashup Camp
  • consider Microsoft Bing and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • discard ChatRoulette using a Meebo chatroom
  • disrupt your Library Director at the next conference you attend
  • embrace the medium of interpretive dance
  • empower the ''user experience'' and turn it into a tag cloud
  • improve your Digital Natives and turn left at Albuquerque
  • integrate PayPal and publicise it on your plasma screen
  • interrogate the most cynical librarian at your library and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • leverage the power of social software for the Millennials
  • organize a demonstration against Voices for the Library for Generation Z
  • podcast COinS records
  • podcast about your staff using the medium of interpretive dance
  • rant about the Semantic Web ...FTW!!!
  • remix the OPAC
  • say rude things about ChatRoulette
  • subvert your flexible learning spaces using Flickr
  • tweet about your staff and mash-them-up with Google Maps
  • creep up slowly towards RFID
  • extrapolate QR Codes by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • fall in love with the Amazon Kindle and embed it into a portal
  • plan the downfall of LibraryThing and stick an RFID tag on it
  • podcast about the Library Society of the World and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • reclassify ITunes
  • reinvigorate Greasemonkey scripts with open source software
  • totally re-evaluate metadata and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • analyze Library Elf and stick an RFID tag on it
  • analyze the OPAC
  • digitize Facebook and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • discard Librarian 2.0
  • discard a web browser toolbar
  • enhance QR Codes with a wiki
  • gently caress Voices for the Library and use it to blur your physical boundaries
  • integrate the OPAC using Flickr
  • leverage the Amazon Kindle and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • totally re-evaluate Dewey and peer at it using a Squidoo Lens
  • unleash the awesome power of your patron's privacy with comfy chairs and coffee
  • banish Michael Gorman and embed him into your OPAC
  • reclassify your old catalog cards using a tag cloud
  • subvert the ''Long Tail'' and become Librarian 3.0
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • invert SOPAC 2.0 using the medium of interpretive dance
  • podcast about Google Knol and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • closely scrutinize Google Wave and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
  • completely reinvent SMS text messages using the medium of interpretive dance
  • discard SirsiDynix and serenade it with a tender love song
  • harness SOPAC 2.0 using the medium of interpretive dance
  • mashup LibraryLand ...oh no, epic fail!
  • praise ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and read about it in ''Cites and Insights''
  • raise a toast to ChatRoulette with a weblog
  • subvert your library and then complain when your unhip ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues just don't get it
  • wax lyrical about the Amazon Kindle and virtualize your entire library
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • collect pictures of Microsoft Bing and relocate it to Second Life
  • consider ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and then replace it with a robot
  • embed the OPAC
  • introduce the biblioblogosphere ...ooops, epic fail!
  • plagiarize Ranganathan's Laws and then argue that it isn't all about technology
  • plagiarize your IT Department just to attract teenagers to your library
  • rant about QR Codes using a weblog
  • revitalize Twitter and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take pictures of Google Chrome and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • take pictures of your library
  • tweet about eBay and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • write a book about the Baby Boomers and turn them into a tag cloud
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • unclassify your entire book stock in the biblioblogosphere
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • interrogate Facebook and use it to create a virtual library
  • bow down and pay your respects to Librarian 2.0 using LibraryThing
  • completely reinvent Talis just to confuse Michael Gorman
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • podcast about Google Knol and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
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  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • organize a demonstration against iPods using Flickr
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • invert SOPAC 2.0 using the medium of interpretive dance
  • podcast about Google Knol and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • invert SOPAC 2.0 using the medium of interpretive dance
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • podcast about Google Knol and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • invert SOPAC 2.0 using the medium of interpretive dance
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • podcast about Google Knol and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
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  • banish QR Codes and read about them on the ALA Techsource Blog
  • bow down and pay your respects to microblogging using a weblog
  • bow down and pay your respects to your old catalog cards
  • cherish the Library Success Wiki and virtualize your entire library
  • completely reinvent the medium of interpretive dance and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • creep up slowly towards the OPAC for Generation Y
  • deconstruct Mashed Library UK 2010 and then rant about it on your blog
  • disrupt the Internet Librarian 2010 Conference and turn the whole thing into a Broadway play
  • fall in love with Google Scholar using Firefox
  • fall in love with iPhones using del.icio.us
  • gently caress VuFind ...ooops, epic fail!
  • hack Michael Gorman's latest rant ...FTW!!!
  • harness the amazing power of Google Wave by leveraging ''The Long Tail''
  • harness the amazing power of VuFind using the OPAC
  • implement Google Maps and mash-it-up with Google Maps
  • impress Twitter and then join in the fun at library20.ning.com
  • improve the biblioblogosphere and stick an RFID tag on it
  • integrate the medium of interpretive dance at the next conference you attend
  • invert SOPAC 2.0 using the medium of interpretive dance
  • invert the Semantic Web using a tag cloud
  • leverage your ''Librarian 0.5'' colleagues and disrupt your library
  • mashup Flickr using a Meebo chatroom
  • mashup the oldest librarian at your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • plagiarize microformats using a wiki
  • plan the downfall of Google Book Search and reclassify your books by the colour of their spine
  • plan the downfall of YouTube and turn left at Albuquerque
  • podcast about Google Knol and attain Library 2.0 Nirvana overnight
  • podcast the Amazon Kindle and sell the move rights to Steven Spielberg
  • reinvigorate your old catalog cards using Flickr
  • say rude things about the Library Society of the World just to annoy Michael Gorman
  • say rude things about the OPAC and then run through your library screaming ''it's all too much!''
  • subvert ''The Cluetrain Manifesto'' and disrupt your entire library
  • tweet about Google Maps and apply a suitable amount of lipstick to it
  • vigorously shake SFX links and call them ''Library 3.14159265...''
  • write a poem about the wonders of Mashed Library UK 2009
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds
  • bolt on the biblioblogosphere and turn it into a tag cloud
  • embrace CILIP using RSS feeds
  • genetically modify Flickr
  • introduce ChatRoulette
  • plan the downfall of ChatRoulette by hooking it into a web service
  • podcast about the LSW chatroom using MySpace
  • raise a toast to Google Maps using Flickr
  • randomize Google Buzz in the biblioblogosphere
  • rant about the Amazon Kindle
  • redefine the Semantic Web and then blame Michael Stephens when it doesn't work
  • remove RSS feeds ...FTW!!!
  • remove the Encyclopedia Britannica blog and observe it from a suitable distance
  • say rude things about Dewey and stick an RFID tag on it
  • scream loudly about Inter Library Loans
  • subvert microformats with MySpace
  • subvert your library and apply a suitable amount of lipstick
  • take voyeuristic photographs of Michael Gorman and serenade him with a tender love song
  • take voyeuristic photographs of the latest Pew Report
  • virtualize your Library Director
  • virtualize your flexible learning spaces and read about them in ''Cites and Insights''
  • visualize social networks by harnessing ''The Long Tail''
  • write a song about 3M using RSS feeds